Canned Dragon Meat

Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. Check out this can of Dragon Meat and feast your eyes on a feast for your stomach. Radiant farms only cans the best of the best when it comes to dragon meat so you know it will be fresh.

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$22.29

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