Under the Desk Gun Holster

You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.

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Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…

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Bring the mystical power of unicorns directly to your drinks with this hilarious unicorn ice cube tray. With its unique unicorn shape and…

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You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and…

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