OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with this fantastically Magical Unicorn Mask. Sure, we have all seen the horse mask and there is no reason to question its glory. But here we have a fucking unicorn head. It doesn’t …
Trying to let that new college grad in your office know how you feel? Or, as the entry level employee, do you want to make a statement to your coworkers and let them know you really are the best thing going? Hell, you gotta drink coffee out of something and who has time for dishes? …
Threaten your enemies with your new ‘arm.’ Playing cops and robbers just got a little more serious. It might actually not fire inflatable bullets, but the comedy of it and the ability to smack your friend across the face make up for that lack.
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a …
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent your ‘don’t give a shit’ attitude on the weekend! Either way you will be honest with yourself and those around you.
Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people? Are you a complete Unt? Is your mom an Unt? Maybe your girlfriend is an Unt. Either way, this gift is sure to delight the Unts in all of us.
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to your mate that you are always prepared regardless of the situation. Looks like Drive-In Theaters might be making a comeback. Something is certainly going to be coming in the back.
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be more alert than ever. Perfect gift for the gun lover in your life.
Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then destructively hate it. What more could a person ask for? Who even needs a significant other anymore?
Cats game? Sounds good to me. Throw back several shots in lightning speed with this ridiculous tic-tac-toe shot set. The frustration of no one winning was just eliminated. Challenge your friends to see who can blackout first. Playing with beer instead of liquor is also an option… no one needs to die.