Funny Stuff


Slothzilla Shower Curtain

Slothzilla Shower Curtain

Every time you walk into your bathroom will be an opportunity to stand with mouth agape at the glory and vastness of Slothzilla. This Slothzilla Shower Curtain will redefine how you shower in the morning....

Buckle Puffer Belt Buckle

Buckle Puffer Belt Buckle

Staying incognito can be a challenging task. This Buckle Puffer Belt Buckle eliminates these challenges by always providing a means to get your puff on with the simple snap of your belt. Long days are...

Insect Pushpins

Insect Pushpins

Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone look twice. Just be careful your coworkers will most likely be swatting...

Zombie Horse Head Mask

Zombie Horse Head Mask

While all the horses are at pasture you’ll be able to scare them with the zombie apocalypse with this zombie horse head mask. If you’re going to a party you’ll be sure to frighten all...

The BIG Hot Dog

The BIG Hot Dog

Ever eat a hot dog and think “hmmm this would be better if it was 40 times bigger?” well the big hot dog is here to fit all of your needs. At 16 inches long...

Mouse with Built in Scale & Hidden Compartment

Mouse with Built in Scale & Hidden Compartment

Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden scale is the perfect gadget for any working class citizen. Not only...

Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder

Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder

“Hey man, do you have the time”? “Totally bro, let me check right quick… Dude it’s 4:20.” Stay hella furred by ensuring your herb is well ground and at the ready. The only improvement we...

Air Wick Cinnabon Scented Spray

Air Wick Cinnabon Scented Spray

The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to a Cinnabon location and actually purchased these treats for them. Tired of...

I Shoot People Mug

I Shoot People Mug

OK not that kind of shoot… C’mon now! We don’t promote violence here at awesome stuff, but we do promote humor and good photography! Although, we do have to consider the unlikeliness that an office...

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

“Honey, look at that tiny horse over there! IT IS SO CUTE”! Think of the praise you will get from having tiny horses in your backyard. The children, the friends, the significant others will praise...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer

We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of your co-worker by offering them a squirt of hand-sanitizer before you shake...

Mystery Box

Mystery Box

Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have no clue what you will get, but if you buy one be...

Giant Inflatable Bowling

Giant Inflatable Bowling

Spring has sprung, so why not find a big open space, crack a beer, grill some burgers, and throw a huge inflatable ball at equally huge inflatable pins? This is a delightful outdoor game that...

Magical Unicorn Mask

Magical Unicorn Mask

OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with this fantastically Magical Unicorn Mask. Sure, we have all seen the horse...

Best Entry Level Employee Mug

Best Entry Level Employee Mug

Trying to let that new college grad in your office know how you feel? Or, as the entry level employee, do you want to make a statement to your coworkers and let them know you...

Inflatable Minigun

Inflatable Minigun

Threaten your enemies with your new ‘arm.’ Playing cops and robbers just got a little more serious. It might actually not fire inflatable bullets, but the comedy of it and the ability to smack your...

Sure Fuck Cologne

Sure Fuck Cologne

Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will...

Work and Weekend Mugs

Work and Weekend Mugs

Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent your ‘don’t give a shit’ attitude on the weekend! Either way you...

The Unt Mug

The Unt Mug

Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people? Are you a complete Unt? Is your mom an Unt? Maybe your...

Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook

Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook

Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to your mate that you are always prepared regardless of the situation. Looks...

Gun Mug

Gun Mug

Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be more alert than ever. Perfect gift for the gun lover in your...

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then destructively hate it. What more could a person ask for? Who even...

Tic Tac Toe Drinking Shot Glass Set

Tic Tac Toe Drinking Shot Glass Set

Finally, a version of tic-tac-toe where a tie doesn’t make you want to throw the board across the room. If anything it will make you fall to the ground at rapid pace. It is seemingly...

Chihuahua T-Shirt

Chihuahua T-Shirt

Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always wanted to look like your pet and this surely is your best...