Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it when you rock these glasses because you won’t be sharing. These sunglasses are a great accessory with the 8-bit tie, it is the closest you’ll get to looking 8-bit until we compress earth in a zip file.
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great
Ever wanted better photos from your iPhone? well the Olloclip iPhone lens will help with macro or wide angle shots.
This is a hat for the ultimate Pokemon master, why shouldn’t it be you? We know you’ve collected all original 150 Pokemon, so
Need a quick hook on something? Quirky has you covered, great for securing things or adding a hook to things.
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,
OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with
Tired of not know how many calories of wine you’ve had? Well look no further with this calorie counting wine glass you’ll be
Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden
Let’s face it chopsticks are annoying to use but hard to resist, well finally someone has combined the fun of chopsticks with the
Have fun trying to drink out of these Love Mugs. We aren’t entirely sure if they are awesome, but some sap is going
Everyone wants to be left shark, well now you can with this party shark costume! Everyday will be the Super Bowl when you’re
Inspired by a combination of science and the high-art stylings of Marcel Duchamp, this chandelier would fit in amongst other fine art pieces,
Slice through the letters and armor like a true champion of war with this Game of Thrones letter opener. Engage in combat and
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a
After a hard day of gaming on your Xbox your hands are bound to get sweaty. Why not wash them off with an
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to
These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in
OK not that kind of shoot… C’mon now! We don’t promote violence here at awesome stuff, but we do promote humor and good
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
Add a little creativity to your next dinner party with this chalk board table runner. It’s easy to tell your guests which wines
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a