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Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like a iPhone...
Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like a iPhone...
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick,...
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes with a...
Jaws sneaking up on you in your drink is always a pleasure, luckily you can keep your drinks cool and shark filled with the shark...
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche situation that...
If you’re ever in a survival situation this Shit Out Of Luck survival tool will help you with most of your needs. With a knife, whistle,...
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for such a...
Love giraffes and love coffee? well if this sweet giraffe coffee cup doesn’t spark your interest I don’t know what...
2 player chess is for weak minded Russians, now you can add a 3rd layer of complexity to your chess games with a 3rd...
Nothing is worse than having to keep ink in or pen, or having to sharpen your pencil. With the Beta Inkless Pen by Jac Zagoory you’ll...
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to be in...
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a...
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any...
Old school gamers will appreciate this light switch, using a joystick to turn your lights off and on will remind you off those endless nights playing Frogger...
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat...
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your fridge (or...
This duck tape that glows in the dark is great for a halloween costume that really glows in a room. It’s also amazing for having...
Next time you’re trying to slam a chick in your dorm room without your roommate noticing, this pop up privacy tent will come in handy....
Teach your baby early on in life that nothing in life is free. With this baby mop outfit your little one will be cleaning your...
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener. You won’t...
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of the favorites...
There’s nothing nicer to guests than greeting them with tentacle when they enter a door in your home, with this door stop any octopus should feel right...
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and adults alike....
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon...
The lack of notes on your wrist is quite apparent now, but wait! Wrist watch sticky notes are here to save...
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like...
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way as murder…...
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea...
Need a quick hook on something? Quirky has you covered, great for securing things or adding a hook to...
There’s no better way to hop out of your Delorean after a day of time traveling than wearing the 2015 Marty McFly hat replica. Hopefully...
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite soap bar....
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red party cups...
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play anytime you...
Sick of people getting into your liquor, or just don’t want to be able to access more wine if you’re too drunk? Well finally they...
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire bottle of...
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if they were...
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener you can...
Terrifying other’s pets with this raptor costume for your dog will be easy. The raptor costume comes with foam raptor head piece with foam padded...
It’s always a pleasure to throw around a ball with your pals, and with this impacted activated light up football you’ll be throwing it around...
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache...
This washable keyboard by Logitech is perfect for those with kids or just the super messy. If you’re tired of prying the keys out of...
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in the arms...
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros, The Original...
If you have been searching for that perfect geek chic accessory, look no further! These Star Wars R2D2 4GB USB Flash Drive Cufflinks are the...
Possible the best gift for a kid ever? yes. What kid wouldn’t be king of the playground strutting around in this thing. Raptor Hoodie...
Need to stylishly mount your iPhone on your desk or in your car, the barnacle iPhone mount is perfect for catching people’s eye. Just lick...
234 peices of joy, if you enjoyed normally sized puzzles you’ll love the world’s smallest puzzle, tweezers...
Nothing like sipping your coffee out of a camera lens after a long day of work in the field. Show your love for your work...
Tired of plain old chewing gum, well now you can make your own with the make your own chewing gum kit, great for kids and...
Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached...
You thought your iPhone case was classy? well think again, the iPhone leather notebook case will add a bit of flare to any...
If you’ve ever wanted to be Barney Stinson from How I met your Mother, the pajama suit is for you. This classy suit will easily guarantee that...
Nothing like the joy of running around like a maniac in a horse head mask, luckily they make a horse head mask so you can...
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at your next...
The kids will love playing with their food with these construction themed eating...
After kicking back a few pints you might think you’re holding your beer upside down, nope! that’s just the upside down beer bottle...
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion...
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit...
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache...
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a scene from...
Every kid at heart loves legos, so why wouldn’t you love some lego shaped ice cubes in your cocktails. Photo From: 1finecookie...
Have a few books and want them to appear as if they are floating on the wall, well the concealed wall book shelf does an...
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same...
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching...
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for...
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s...
Cool clothing for your kid makes having a kid almost worth it, and the Batman rain coat is no...
Every great biker needs a great tool, and the PocketToolX Mako bike tool is the tool for that job, oh and it looks badass. With...
POW! your lights are on, and it only took a pull of a trigger. This lamp looks amazing and you’ll never have to move due...
The best way to chill wine? from the inside, the corkcicle chiller is a great way to avoid using a ice bucket. Just fill the cork...
This turntable will make any kitty go nuts. Even sir Meowingtons himself couldn’t turn down this cardboard DJ...
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many...
All we wanted when we were kids was an official way to thumb wrestle, well now it’s here with the thumb wrestling ring and it...
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50 stickers and...
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty...
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt...
Running around in a magical unicorn mask can turn some heads, luckily it’s now available! Throw your old horse head mask away, and get a horn...
Hair on the floor after giving a haircut at home? worry no more the haircut umbrella has you uncovered. Who would have thought an upside...
Sick on a limited view in your rear view, well this should help with a panoramic view for all...
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so you can...
Ever wanted a delicious pizza cone? well they have a kit to make them. It’s the perfect way to eat pizza on the go and...
Ever wanted better photos from your iPhone? well the Olloclip iPhone lens will help with macro or wide angle...
Ever wish you could split a lantern up between four people, well now you can with the Coleman Quad Lantern. Just break off a part...
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your...
An easy way to cut pizza? it’s finally here with the Rosle pizza wheel, which will look incredibly sleek in your...
Push through your party’s dry spell with a game of Spin the Shot! With a quick flick the drink arrow will spin around the shot...
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get out of...
“Hey I wish I could have a tripod here”, the Tiltpod Mobile finally answers your prayers, with a grip bottom and a magnetic ball mount...
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while funneling it...
If Jenga wasn’t exciting enough for you, now you can play huge Jenga. The stacks are now higher (literally) with these huge Jenga stacking...
Save your thumbs with this magnetic nail holder. First time you see this you’ll think “why didn’t I think of that!” because this thing is...
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays level while...
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face and drink...
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything with cheese...
Film a 360 degree panoramic video just like Google street view. Great for making quick videos that may capture a run or bike ride while...
Easily store anything on your staircases with this basket with handles. Great for uncluttering the kids toys, moving clothes around your house, or just for...
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing...
Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent it with...
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all day without...
If you don’t remember owning your friends at Goldeneye 64 on Nintendo 64 as a kid you may be too young for this site. This...
Trying to mix liquor with beer? Well get sicker with this pint glass with a shot glass on the bottom. Just flip your cup around...
Cut some cookies into little puzzle pieces for a unique and tasty treat. Let’s face it round cookies are so 2001, time to upgrade to...
If you’re looking to make hot dog shaped burgers the Ham Dogger is for you. This hot dog shaped mold for hamburgers will have anyone enjoying a beefy...
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat hammock. Great...
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised as a...
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you back to...
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless steel no...
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for your tie...
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark Knight himself...
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like corn and...
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how to tie...
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any of your...
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for...
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts, these laser...
Have you ever wanted to safely place a power strip outside and it not get ruined by rain or moisture well the Wet Circuits Power Strip is...
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly skull theme...
Introduce everyone to your nerd fashion with these officially licensed Batman mask cufflinks. If you’re a fan of the comic or the movies these will make a...
These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a long battery...
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here. This special...
If you’re not the mustache kind of man, you’re most likely a child but none the less these slick sunglasses include an attached mustache for...
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up any bathroom...
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron hand shaped...
Ladies, look adorable while leaving the mouths of nerds agape and drooling. This dress could potentially redefine button spamming and making it to the ‘next...
Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do you simply...
Are you feeling too modern? Do you want to be hip again? This Classic Cassette Silicone Case Skin for iPhone 4g could be the answer....
Sip and drip with this mold to make straws out of ice. Great for your vodka filled drink to be served extremely cold. After the...
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through the skull’s...
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your beer experience you can...
Speed up your bartending with this cocktail mixer that does double time as a pourer. Quickly mix with it’s electric mixer built in, while being able to...
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy to that...
This one foot tall R2D2 Lego figure from Star Wars is something even Luke Skywalker would want in his hut. With realistic panels that hide...
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes in blends...
Looking for the perfect holiday gift? We’re here to help! Be sure to browse all of our categories for are full selection of awesome items. We’ve broken...
Celebrate everyday like a kid again with this 2013 calendar made out of bubble wrap. With 365 days to pop you’ll get a small buzz...
Enjoy taking photos underwater with this camera diving mask. Great for snapping shots in the pool or if you’re in the Caribbean. Maybe more importantly...
Want a Batman shaped brake light? just cut out one of these batman brake light covers and apply it to your brake light for that batmobile look....
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll be able...
Craving to be a castaway in your backyard? well it’s your turn to be Tom Hanks. After your done saving private Ryan you can head...
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card, these beautiful Calligraphy cards...
Add an amazing centerpiece to your living room with this aquarium coffee table. Fill it with some exotic fish and you’ll be sure to impress anyone who...
Lock N’ load and take a shot at this alarm clock with it’s wireless gun. Nothing will make you more alert in the morning than...
Love fondue but sick of sharing with everyone? Give you and your guests a personal mug of fondue deliciousness. Whether you’re making chocolate covered fruit...
Where’s your head at? it better be in the cubed world of Minecraft with these awesome masks. Act like a creeper or Steve with these...
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be open about...
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end. This fantastic...
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs your pup...
You’re a child of the 90′s if you remember those vintage floppy disks. Luckily this table contains more than 1.44mb with it’s sneaky storage slot...
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA...
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect gift for...
We’re all sick of reading the sides of measuring cups, and finally it’s been solved with this digital measuring cup. With it’s display on the...
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle doesn’t store...
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found in hamster...
We’ve all done it. You get a package in the mail, and the bubble wrap is in the box. It just begs you to be...
Dude, these coaster are essential for any Big Lebowski fan. These coasters even have the dude’s rug for you to spill drinks on (or pee...
Finally a reason to do laundry every week, this shirt will have tons of people asking where you ninja disguise is. Lucky for you this...
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide some mafia...
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to standard handcuffs...
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for...
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit the local...
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this super sleek...
Give your home that 80′s feel with these very retro Rubik’s Cube Coasters. This set of six plastic coasters will be a fantastic conversation piece...
Bow ties made out of cloth are so 2012, these kick ass wooden bow ties are bringing us into the future. Handcrafted and super hipstermatic...
Be king of the nerds with these very unique cufflinks that light up. The iCufflinks have power lights on them that slowly glow while you’re...
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to come out...
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the office jotting down a...
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army men candles...
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if you’re serious...
Do you want to be a bear? Do you want to catch fresh salmon out of the stream with your paws and not a modern...
Store your keys easily right when you get into your apartment with this magnetic light switch cover. Inside this brilliant light switch is a neodymium magnet which is...
Light up a rainy day with this super awesome light up umbrella. With a light directly under the top of the umbrella this will be...
One cup of coffee ain’t doing it for you anymore? well the world’s largest coffee cup holds 20 cups worth of coffee so you’ll be...
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it when you...
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears you’ll want...
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB hub. Anyone...
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical knife by...
Quit playing pool on a table and golf at a golf course and combine the two with putt putt pool. Just roll out the mat...
Kicking back with a few friends and listening to some tunes is always a good time and a wireless speaker always improves the experience. Add some...
Quite an awesome sweatshirt this is, with it’s Yoda look any nerd will love this jacket. Add this Yoda hooded sweatshirt collection along side of...
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka** lightweight self...
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons all over...
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is a soap...
Add a touch of class to your walls with these elegant celebrity portraits on top of soldier’s bodies. With all of your favorite celebrities you’ll be sure to find something...
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with a great...
Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will help you...
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having one of...
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is crucial and...
Give some color to your drinks with these LED light up drink coasters for your home. Give great vibes to any room with changing led...
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will allow them...
Just in time for easter these little Minecraft creepers will make a splash in any geek’s candy basssssket. Normal peeps are boring these will literally...
Unicorns are real and they are running around your house if you plop this inflatable unicorn horn on your kitty. After putting this on your...
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend,...
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your way at...
Sick of cleaning your grill with your hands? Well send out this little Grillbot atop of your grill and it’ll do all the hard work....
Sonic would be proud of this sweet piece of merchandise, stick this little guy in your next finger food and have easy to grab toothpicks....
Let’s face it chopsticks are annoying to use but hard to resist, well finally someone has combined the fun of chopsticks with the functionality of...
Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and approach you...
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s turn they...
Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your toast has...
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such disgusted, crying,...
Everyone loves Pacman so why not add something retro to your fridge at home. Slap these on any metal surface and you’ll be living in...
Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and all of...
Nothing is more annoying than tearing up a floor with your cleats on, now you can block your cleats with cleatskins. Just stretch the rubber...
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the iconic cake...
Who doesn’t love the smell of melted chocolate? scent your house with some delicious Hershey chocolate with this scented candle. This is far easier and...