iStash
Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like a iPhone...
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick,...
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes with a...
Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray
Jaws sneaking up on you in your drink is always a pleasure, luckily you can keep your drinks cool and shark filled with the shark...
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche situation that...
Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you’re ever in a survival situation this Shit Out Of Luck survival tool will help you with most of your needs. With a knife, whistle,...
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for such a...
Giraffe Coffee Mug
Love giraffes and love coffee? well if this sweet giraffe coffee cup doesn’t spark your interest I don’t know what...
Three Player Chess
2 player chess is for weak minded Russians, now you can add a 3rd layer of complexity to your chess games with a 3rd...
Inkless Pen
Nothing is worse than having to keep ink in or pen, or having to sharpen your pencil. With the Beta Inkless Pen by Jac Zagoory you’ll...
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to be in...
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a...
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any...
Power-Up Arcade Light Switch
Old school gamers will appreciate this light switch, using a joystick to turn your lights off and on will remind you off those endless nights playing Frogger...
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat...
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your fridge (or...
Glow in the Dark Duct Tape
This duck tape that glows in the dark is great for a halloween costume that really glows in a room. It’s also amazing for having...
Pop Up Privacy Bed Tent
Next time you’re trying to slam a chick in your dorm room without your roommate noticing, this pop up privacy tent will come in handy....
Baby Mop
Teach your baby early on in life that nothing in life is free. With this baby mop outfit your little one will be cleaning your...
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener. You won’t...
Star Wars iPhone Cases for iPhone 4/4s and iPhone 5
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of the favorites...
Tentacle Doorstop
There’s nothing nicer to guests than greeting them with tentacle when they enter a door in your home, with this door stop any octopus should feel right...
Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and adults alike....
Bacon Bandaids
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon...
Wrist Watch Post It Notes
The lack of notes on your wrist is quite apparent now, but wait! Wrist watch sticky notes are here to save...
Facebook Like Stamp
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like...
AK47 Bullets Ice Cube Tray
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way as murder…...
Mr. T Tea Pot
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea...
Quirky Rubber Bands with Hooks
Need a quick hook on something? Quirky has you covered, great for securing things or adding a hook to...
Back to the Future Marty McFly Hat
There’s no better way to hop out of your Delorean after a day of time traveling than wearing the 2015 Marty McFly hat replica. Hopefully...
Stack Infinite Soap Bar
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite soap bar....
Little Red Plastic Party Cups
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red party cups...
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play anytime you...
Combination Wine Bottle Lock
Sick of people getting into your liquor, or just don’t want to be able to access more wine if you’re too drunk? Well finally they...
Jumbo Wine Glass
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire bottle of...
Magnetic Keychain Shelf
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if they were...
Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener you can...
Raptor Dog Costume
Terrifying other’s pets with this raptor costume for your dog will be easy. The raptor costume comes with foam raptor head piece with foam padded...
Light Up Football
It’s always a pleasure to throw around a ball with your pals, and with this impacted activated light up football you’ll be throwing it around...
Mustache Pacifier
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache...
Washable Keyboard
This washable keyboard by Logitech is perfect for those with kids or just the super messy. If you’re tired of prying the keys out of...
Boyfriend Pillow
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in the arms...
Portable NES/SNES Game System
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros, The Original...
Star Wars R2D2 USB Cufflinks
If you have been searching for that perfect geek chic accessory, look no further! These Star Wars R2D2 4GB USB Flash Drive Cufflinks are the...
Raptor Hoodie Shirt
Possible the best gift for a kid ever? yes. What kid wouldn’t be king of the playground strutting around in this thing. Raptor Hoodie...
Barnacle iPhone Mount
Need to stylishly mount your iPhone on your desk or in your car, the barnacle iPhone mount is perfect for catching people’s eye. Just lick...
World’s Smallest Puzzle
234 peices of joy, if you enjoyed normally sized puzzles you’ll love the world’s smallest puzzle, tweezers...
Camera Lens Mug
Nothing like sipping your coffee out of a camera lens after a long day of work in the field. Show your love for your work...
Make Your Own Chewing Gum Kit
Tired of plain old chewing gum, well now you can make your own with the make your own chewing gum kit, great for kids and...
Annoy-a-Tron
Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached...
iPhone Notebook Case
You thought your iPhone case was classy? well think again, the iPhone leather notebook case will add a bit of flare to any...
Pajama Suit
If you’ve ever wanted to be Barney Stinson from How I met your Mother, the pajama suit is for you. This classy suit will easily guarantee that...
Horse Head Mask
Nothing like the joy of running around like a maniac in a horse head mask, luckily they make a horse head mask so you can...
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at your next...
Construction Eating Utensil Set
The kids will love playing with their food with these construction themed eating...
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
After kicking back a few pints you might think you’re holding your beer upside down, nope! that’s just the upside down beer bottle...
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion...
Shark Attack! Coffee Cup
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit...
Stache Straws
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache...
Remote Control Flying Shark
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a scene from...
Lego Ice Cube Tray
Every kid at heart loves legos, so why wouldn’t you love some lego shaped ice cubes in your cocktails. Photo From: 1finecookie...
Invisible Wall Book Shelf
Have a few books and want them to appear as if they are floating on the wall, well the concealed wall book shelf does an...
Hot Dog Toaster
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same...
2D Glasses
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching...
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for...
Mo-Tool Multi-Tool Axe
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s...
Kickass Batman Kid Raincoat
Cool clothing for your kid makes having a kid almost worth it, and the Batman rain coat is no...
PocketToolX Mako Bike Tool
Every great biker needs a great tool, and the PocketToolX Mako bike tool is the tool for that job, oh and it looks badass. With...
Gun Remote Lamp
POW! your lights are on, and it only took a pull of a trigger. This lamp looks amazing and you’ll never have to move due...
Corkcicle Wine Chiller
The best way to chill wine? from the inside, the corkcicle chiller is a great way to avoid using a ice bucket. Just fill the cork...
Cat DJ Scratch Pad
This turntable will make any kitty go nuts. Even sir Meowingtons himself couldn’t turn down this cardboard DJ...
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many...
Thumb Wrestling Ring
All we wanted when we were kids was an official way to thumb wrestle, well now it’s here with the thumb wrestling ring and it...
Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50 stickers and...
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty...
Flask Belt Buckle
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt...
Unicorn Mask
Running around in a magical unicorn mask can turn some heads, luckily it’s now available! Throw your old horse head mask away, and get a horn...
Haircut Umbrella
Hair on the floor after giving a haircut at home? worry no more the haircut umbrella has you uncovered. Who would have thought an upside...
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
Sick on a limited view in your rear view, well this should help with a panoramic view for all...
Rock Climbing Wall Panels
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so you can...
Pizza Cone Maker Kit
Ever wanted a delicious pizza cone? well they have a kit to make them. It’s the perfect way to eat pizza on the go and...
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens
Ever wanted better photos from your iPhone? well the Olloclip iPhone lens will help with macro or wide angle...
Modular LED Lantern
Ever wish you could split a lantern up between four people, well now you can with the Coleman Quad Lantern. Just break off a part...
iPhone Fan
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your...
Pizza Cutter Wheel
An easy way to cut pizza? it’s finally here with the Rosle pizza wheel, which will look incredibly sleek in your...
Spin the Shot
Push through your party’s dry spell with a game of Spin the Shot! With a quick flick the drink arrow will spin around the shot...
Thug Life Temporary Tattoo
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get out of...
Tiltpod Mobile for iPhone
“Hey I wish I could have a tripod here”, the Tiltpod Mobile finally answers your prayers, with a grip bottom and a magnetic ball mount...
Sombrero Juicer
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while funneling it...
Giant Jenga Blocks
If Jenga wasn’t exciting enough for you, now you can play huge Jenga. The stacks are now higher (literally) with these huge Jenga stacking...
Magnetic Nail Holder
Save your thumbs with this magnetic nail holder. First time you see this you’ll think “why didn’t I think of that!” because this thing is...
Tonfisk Newton Milk & Sugar Set
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays level while...
One Handed Drink Party Plate
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face and drink...
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything with cheese...
360° Video Panoramic Lens for iPhone
Film a 360 degree panoramic video just like Google street view. Great for making quick videos that may capture a run or bike ride while...
Staircase Basket
Easily store anything on your staircases with this basket with handles. Great for uncluttering the kids toys, moving clothes around your house, or just for...
Futurama Hypnotoad Action Figure
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing...
Average Day Watch
Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent it with...
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all day without...
USB N64 Controller
If you don’t remember owning your friends at Goldeneye 64 on Nintendo 64 as a kid you may be too young for this site. This...
Pint Glass with Shot
Trying to mix liquor with beer? Well get sicker with this pint glass with a shot glass on the bottom. Just flip your cup around...
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Cut some cookies into little puzzle pieces for a unique and tasty treat. Let’s face it round cookies are so 2001, time to upgrade to...
Ham Dogger
If you’re looking to make hot dog shaped burgers the Ham Dogger is for you. This hot dog shaped mold for hamburgers will have anyone enjoying a beefy...
Cat Hammock
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat hammock. Great...
Camera Lens Kitchen Timer
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised as a...
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you back to...
Knife Cutting Finger Guard
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless steel no...
Mustache Tie Clip
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for your tie...
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark Knight himself...
Indian Corn Candles
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like corn and...
How To Tie a Tie Tie
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how to tie...
Roll Up Piano Keyboard
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any of your...
Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for...
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts, these laser...
Water Resistant Power Strip
Have you ever wanted to safely place a power strip outside and it not get ruined by rain or moisture well the Wet Circuits Power Strip is...
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly skull theme...
Batman Mask Cufflinks
Introduce everyone to your nerd fashion with these officially licensed Batman mask cufflinks. If you’re a fan of the comic or the movies these will make a...
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a long battery...
True Mirror
Ever wish you could look into the mirror and see how others see you? well with the True Mirror that reality is here. This special...
Sunglasses with Mustache
If you’re not the mustache kind of man, you’re most likely a child but none the less these slick sunglasses include an attached mustache for...
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up any bathroom...
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron hand shaped...
Nintendo Gameboy Dress
Ladies, look adorable while leaving the mouths of nerds agape and drooling. This dress could potentially redefine button spamming and making it to the ‘next...
Ninja Folding Grappling Hook
Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do you simply...
Classic Cassette Case for iPhone 4/4s
Are you feeling too modern? Do you want to be hip again? This Classic Cassette Silicone Case Skin for iPhone 4g could be the answer....
Ice Straws
Sip and drip with this mold to make straws out of ice. Great for your vodka filled drink to be served extremely cold. After the...
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through the skull’s...
Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your beer experience you can...
Electric Cocktail Mixer And Pourer
Speed up your bartending with this cocktail mixer that does double time as a pourer. Quickly mix with it’s electric mixer built in, while being able to...
Turkey Hat
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy to that...
Lego R2D2
This one foot tall R2D2 Lego figure from Star Wars is something even Luke Skywalker would want in his hut. With realistic panels that hide...
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes in blends...
Awesome Gifts to Buy
Looking for the perfect holiday gift? We’re here to help! Be sure to browse all of our categories for are full selection of awesome items. We’ve broken...
Bubble Wrap Calendar 2013
Celebrate everyday like a kid again with this 2013 calendar made out of bubble wrap. With 365 days to pop you’ll get a small buzz...
Snorkel Camera Mask
Enjoy taking photos underwater with this camera diving mask. Great for snapping shots in the pool or if you’re in the Caribbean. Maybe more importantly...
Batman Brake Light Cover
Want a Batman shaped brake light? just cut out one of these batman brake light covers and apply it to your brake light for that batmobile look....
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll be able...
Wilson Castaway Volleyball
Craving to be a castaway in your backyard? well it’s your turn to be Tom Hanks. After your done saving private Ryan you can head...
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card, these beautiful Calligraphy cards...
Fish Tank Coffee Table
Add an amazing centerpiece to your living room with this aquarium coffee table. Fill it with some exotic fish and you’ll be sure to impress anyone who...
Gun and Target Alarm Clock
Lock N’ load and take a shot at this alarm clock with it’s wireless gun. Nothing will make you more alert in the morning than...
Fondue Mugs
Love fondue but sick of sharing with everyone? Give you and your guests a personal mug of fondue deliciousness. Whether you’re making chocolate covered fruit...
Minecraft Head Masks
Where’s your head at? it better be in the cubed world of Minecraft with these awesome masks. Act like a creeper or Steve with these...
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be open about...
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end. This fantastic...
Dog Business Ties
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs your pup...
Floppy Disk Coffee Table
You’re a child of the 90′s if you remember those vintage floppy disks. Luckily this table contains more than 1.44mb with it’s sneaky storage slot...
NASA Mars Rover Curiosity Hot Wheels
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA...
Star Wars Storm Trooper Cufflinks
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect gift for...
Digital Measuring Cup
We’re all sick of reading the sides of measuring cups, and finally it’s been solved with this digital measuring cup. With it’s display on the...
USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle doesn’t store...
Cat Hamster Wheel
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found in hamster...
Bubble Wrap Suit
We’ve all done it. You get a package in the mail, and the bubble wrap is in the box. It just begs you to be...
Big Lebowski Coaster Set
Dude, these coaster are essential for any Big Lebowski fan. These coasters even have the dude’s rug for you to spill drinks on (or pee...
Ninja Disguise Flip T-Shirt
Finally a reason to do laundry every week, this shirt will have tons of people asking where you ninja disguise is. Lucky for you this...
Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide some mafia...
Cufflinks with a Lockpick
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to standard handcuffs...
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for...
Retro Corded Phone
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit the local...
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this super sleek...
Rubik’s Cube Coasters
Give your home that 80′s feel with these very retro Rubik’s Cube Coasters. This set of six plastic coasters will be a fantastic conversation piece...
Wooden Bow Tie
Bow ties made out of cloth are so 2012, these kick ass wooden bow ties are bringing us into the future. Handcrafted and super hipstermatic...
iCufflinks
Be king of the nerds with these very unique cufflinks that light up. The iCufflinks have power lights on them that slowly glow while you’re...
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to come out...
Pen Cap Utensils
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the office jotting down a...
Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army men candles...
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if you’re serious...
Workaholics Bear Coat
Do you want to be a bear? Do you want to catch fresh salmon out of the stream with your paws and not a modern...
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Store your keys easily right when you get into your apartment with this magnetic light switch cover. Inside this brilliant light switch is a neodymium magnet which is...
Light Up Umbrella
Light up a rainy day with this super awesome light up umbrella. With a light directly under the top of the umbrella this will be...
World’s Largest Coffee Cup
One cup of coffee ain’t doing it for you anymore? well the world’s largest coffee cup holds 20 cups worth of coffee so you’ll be...
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it when you...
Lamborghini Murcielago Kid’s Car
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears you’ll want...
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB hub. Anyone...
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical knife by...
Putt Putt Pool
Quit playing pool on a table and golf at a golf course and combine the two with putt putt pool. Just roll out the mat...
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Kicking back with a few friends and listening to some tunes is always a good time and a wireless speaker always improves the experience. Add some...
Yoda Hooded Sweatshirt
Quite an awesome sweatshirt this is, with it’s Yoda look any nerd will love this jacket. Add this Yoda hooded sweatshirt collection along side of...
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka** lightweight self...
NanoBlimp – World’s Smallest Blimp
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons all over...
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is a soap...
Celebrity Replaced Soldier Portraits
Add a touch of class to your walls with these elegant celebrity portraits on top of soldier’s bodies. With all of your favorite celebrities you’ll be sure to find something...
Come In Go Away Doormat
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with a great...
Portable Nightlight Balls
Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will help you...
Chewbacca Robe
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having one of...
Full Body Sleeping Bag
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is crucial and...
LED Light Up Drink Coasters
Give some color to your drinks with these LED light up drink coasters for your home. Give great vibes to any room with changing led...
Zero Gravity Soccer Trainer
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will allow them...
Minecraft Creeper Peeps
Just in time for easter these little Minecraft creepers will make a splash in any geek’s candy basssssket. Normal peeps are boring these will literally...
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Unicorns are real and they are running around your house if you plop this inflatable unicorn horn on your kitty. After putting this on your...
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend,...
Pillow with Built-in Speaker
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your way at...
Grillbots
Sick of cleaning your grill with your hands? Well send out this little Grillbot atop of your grill and it’ll do all the hard work....
Hedgehog Toothpick Holder
Sonic would be proud of this sweet piece of merchandise, stick this little guy in your next finger food and have easy to grab toothpicks....
Chopsticks with Fork and Spoon
Let’s face it chopsticks are annoying to use but hard to resist, well finally someone has combined the fun of chopsticks with the functionality of...
Look Of Disapproval Glasses
Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and approach you...
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s turn they...
Domo Toaster
Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your toast has...
Creepy Baby Masks
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such disgusted, crying,...
Pac-Man Fridge Magnets
Everyone loves Pacman so why not add something retro to your fridge at home. Slap these on any metal surface and you’ll be living in...
Countdown to Retirement Timer
Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and all of...
Cleatskins
Nothing is more annoying than tearing up a floor with your cleats on, now you can block your cleats with cleatskins. Just stretch the rubber...
Portal Cake Mix
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the iconic cake...
Hershey Chocolate Scented Candle
Who doesn’t love the smell of melted chocolate? scent your house with some delicious Hershey chocolate with this scented candle. This is far easier and...
