Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will help you get around the biggest mansions without dying. Since they are multi-colored there is sure to be an LED color to please anyone. Since the balls don’t have any electronics in them they are simple and easy to make glow. Sit them on the stylish holder and you’ll have a light up globe at your disposal in no time.
The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to
With advancement in years comes advancement in technology. We have vacuums that clean without user input, so why has it taken so long
Enter into the world 20th century art with this fantastic clock. Salvador Dali would be proud to hang this on his mantel piece.
There is nothing worse than not being up to check up on your ants at night, well finally you can with an illuminated
Kicking back with a few friends and listening to some tunes is always a good time and a wireless speaker always improves the experience.
Teach your baby how to code websites early in their years. Why not train your child to make millions of dollars by the
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to
Sick on a limited view in your rear view, well this should help with a panoramic view for all angles
Who said drinking wasn’t scientific? Mix up a potion and throw it back! Science is always a great excuse to get drunk and
Sometimes a cup of coffee just isn’t enough and a large stack of waffles or pancakes can induce food comas. Here is a
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up
Hot hot heat. Check out these devilishly cute bears. Infused with habanero and love. Spicy as can be, but also delicious (if you
So originally we viewed this item as the ‘get laid’ and go travel bag, but no… you literally lay it down on a
Catch a light from the sun! Forget carrying out lighters and polluting the environment (we hope you’re disposing of your filter properly). This
Trying to let that new college grad in your office know how you feel? Or, as the entry level employee, do you want
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s delight.
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB
Got a kid who is currently obsessed with legos? Buy this Lego Head Wall Clock for them, seriously. This delightfully cute and creative
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must
Rule the universe and control the fate of your enemies with these Star Wars mood lights. Choose between Darth Vader or a formidable
Need a quick hook on something? Quirky has you covered, great for securing things or adding a hook to things.
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious
Enjoy the nature of the outdoors with spectacular clarity using this One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder. It securely attaches to your window allowing you to
What does the fox say? It says, ‘wow that is an adorable top.’ A great personal buy or a great gift for the
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to
It’s like sipping from mother nature itself. Actually, it is nothing like that, but it is a pretty cool way to take a
Every time you walk into your bathroom will be an opportunity to stand with mouth agape at the glory and vastness of Slothzilla.
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any