These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
MasterClass Membership
If you want to show someone that you truly care about their interests, MasterClass is a fantastic option. With a catalog of courses…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
LED Mushroom Lights
Check out these adorable little mushroom friends! These mini mushroom LED lights make a perfect little nightlight for your youngster or a great…
Handy Famm: Tape Measure for Kids
A first-of-its-kind tape measure specially created for kids, the patent-pending tool is designed in the shape of a bird’s head, with the tape…
Unicorn Finger Puppet
What more could you want from your hand besides turning it into a beloved unicorn. This “handicorn” will transform your hand into a…
Personalized 80’s Style Pet Portraits
What pup or cat wouldn’t love having their portrait in a hilarious 80’s style with lasers. With plenty of unique styles this Etsy…
Royal Prince Nobility Cape Cat Costume
You already know your cat is royalty so now show it with this hilarious nobility cape designed for cats. Perfect for a photoshoot…
A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…
NES Cube Speaker
Rock out with this NES inspired retro cube speaker. With its directional pad styled controls on the top you’re sure to show off…