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If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if
With advancement in years comes advancement in technology. We have vacuums that clean without user input, so why has it taken so long
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in
Midway through summer and you still don’t have a way to jam out during long swim sessions? You’re making a grave mistake, friend.
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel
Ever crawled into bed hoping it was a large greasy pizza from your local pizza place? well now you can get close. These
Show women you’re a force to be reckoned with wearing these fierce grizzly bear underwear. Next time you get pantsed at school you
For the adventurous heavy drinker this one gallon flask will exceed all of your publicly drunken dreams. Strap this on your back and
This fully functional Rubix Cube Light will generate some positivity wherever it is kept. Beautifully illuminated and well designed, this cube will ensure
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is
Feel like a million bucks in this towel, well at least one hundred bucks. When you whip this out on the beach people
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will
You love the TV show so check out the compendium! More story for you that chronicles the experiences of the characters from the
Are you feeling too modern? Do you want to be hip again? This Classic Cassette Silicone Case Skin for iPhone 4g could be
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the
A wild and fascinating package of grow it yourself and glow it yourself snow! Kids will stare in awe and curiosity and I
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert?
This pocket size white board folds out to a whopping 35” x 15”. Great for high school and college kids, or anyone trying
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up
This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes
“Hey I wish I could have a tripod here”, the Tiltpod Mobile finally answers your prayers, with a grip bottom and a magnetic
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Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your
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