60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
Protect your consumables from weak minded Jedi with this Darth Vadar Cookie Jar. Who would dare challenge the Sith Lord? If the cookies
These are not the robes you are looking for… Oh wait… These are absolutely the robes you are looking for. You and your
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to
Love giraffes and love coffee? well if this sweet giraffe coffee cup doesn’t spark your interest I don’t know what will.
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
Need a quick hook on something? Quirky has you covered, great for securing things or adding a hook to things.
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get
This mug holds quite a bit of irony. I am not sure if the users of this mug realize caffeine is a drug,
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and
Nothing is worse than having to close a half empty bag of chips, luckily you can now reseal your chips with the iTouchless Bag
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a
Cut through your meats and veggies while carving your place in the American frontier. This USA Bamboo cutting board will look splendid in
Let’s face it chopsticks are annoying to use but hard to resist, well finally someone has combined the fun of chopsticks with the
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
It’s always a pleasure to throw around a ball with your pals, and with this impacted activated light up football you’ll be throwing
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your
Bulky iPhone cases can be annoying, slip on the Peel for a barely noticeable case. It’s so thin you won’t even realize it’s
POW! your lights are on, and it only took a pull of a trigger. This lamp looks amazing and you’ll never have to
Oh my god. Surge is back and it is ready to provide a disgustingly huge rush of sugar and caffeine that you haven’t
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,
Start the party right in the pool with this portable waterproof speaker. Just sync up this speaker with bluetooth to your phone and
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily
Clearly the world if built for kids these days, remember when you were a child and you had to use a stick from
What does the fox say? It says, ‘wow that is an adorable top.’ A great personal buy or a great gift for the
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so
Ever crawled into bed hoping it was a large greasy pizza from your local pizza place? well now you can get close. These