Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…

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Rock out with your coffee addiction with his Fender amp mug. Anyone who plays an electric guitar will love this unique coffee mug.…

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Apple finally announced more about their Apple Watch. Get notifications, order ubers, track your steps, answer phone calls, and more all on your…

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