But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instax Camera
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Awkward Family Photos
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Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
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Fender Amp Mug
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Apple Watch
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Motorized Pool Lounger
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Penis Tuxedo
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LED Color Changing Shower Head
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Draw a D**k on it Book
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Satechi Aluminum Type-C Pro Hub
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Peeking Cat Meme Decal
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Game of Thrones Door Mat
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