But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Awkward Family Photos
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
FunBites Food Cutter
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Meh Christmas Tree Ornament
Nothing will put you in the Christmas spirit than this “Meh” Christmas tree ornament. Show your enthusiasm for the holiday with this hilarious…
Smarties Noodle Pool Float
Your kids will fall in love with this Smarties Noodle Pool Float time and again. As yet another example of the ingenuity and…
Speks Fidget Sphere Toy
Tackle boredom head-on with the Speks geode sphere fidget toy! This isn’t just any sphere; it’s a 3D puzzle waiting for your touch.…
Sushi Roll Shaped Push Pins
I have one major issue with all these sushi styled home and office supplies: I want to eat them. However, if you decide…
Library Card Coasters
Everyone remembers getting their library book stamped at the library. With multiple dates stamped in different colors these coasters are made to look…
Chunky Knit Blanket
Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…
Zombie Bookends
These zombies know exactly how to get the juiciest, plumpest brain out there; hang out near books. These hilarious and trendy Mustard Zombie…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Store your keys easily right when you get into your apartment with this magnetic light switch cover. Inside this brilliant light switch is a neodymium magnet…