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Indestructible iPhone Charging Cable
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Bulletproof Shot Glass
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World’s Smallest Violin
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Turn Your Instagram Photos into Temporary Tattoos
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Tetris Color Changing Mug
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Batman Ice Cube Tray
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I Tried Gold Star Pin
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Sushi Roll Shaped Push Pins
I have one major issue with all these sushi styled home and office supplies: I want to eat them. However, if you decide…
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Oreo Rice Krispie Treats
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Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
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NES Cartridge Flasks
Why play games when you can be filling your body with liquor. These NES Cartridge flasks are perfect for the geeky in all…
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Wooden Rubber Band Guns
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
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Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers
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Light Saber Toothbrush
Use the power of the force to clean your teeth and stay hygienic. Get your kids interested in brushing when they can do…
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Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover
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Ick Mug
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LED Mushroom Lights
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Dragon Ball Z Shift Knob
Have you ever gone from gear 1 to 2 by touching a Dragon Ball? We highly doubt it, but we also highly recommend…
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Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
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Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
It is time for a kitchen upgrade. Slice through rebel troops with great accuracy and precision. This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board…
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Deep Sea Diver Tea Strainer
Holy deep sea diver this is adorable… If you or someone you know is a fan of loose leaf tea we are incredibly…
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The Unt Mug
Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people?…
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Beer Soap
Check out this sweet (and maybe bitter too :D) beer soap from Swag Brewery. With great reviews and several fun selections this will…
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Glow in the Dark Underwear
Don’t you ever wish your clothes could actually glow in the dark? If your answer is yes, then this pair of glow in…
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Smartphone Selfie Ring Light
Take the ultimate selfies with this ring light for your smartphone. Built for the perfect selfie at anytime of day, no more blurry…
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Doorknob Hanging Memo Pads
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…
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Giant Playing Cards
These playing cards are sure to be a royal flush with kids or even the poker gang. What’s to hate! sized at a whopping…
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Self-Tying Water Balloons
Beat the heat – and your friends – this summer with these new self tying water balloons. While your friends are busy tying…
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Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
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Emoji Masks
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop…
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Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
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Emoji Keyboard
We all love emoji, your nephew, friends and even grandmother are using emoji. Switching keyboards constantly can be tough but luckily the emoji…
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Porn for Women Book
Nothing turns women on more than a clean house, well now there is a book full of men completing these sensual tasks. From…
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The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
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Tetris Style Crust Cutter
Throw a little fun in your child’s life and a bit of math too! This Tetris Sandwich cutter is equipped to cut a…
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Pushpin Melee Weapons
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Underwear Lapkins
Treat your guests with a pleasant surprise of being pant-less without actually removing any pants! These hilarious napkins sit proudly on your lap…
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Nutella Recipe Book
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert?…
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
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Blood Bath Shower Gel
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Jedi Bath Robes
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Whisky Stones
Engage in the fine art of whisky drinking with these Whisky Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…
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Freezable Gel Shot Glasses
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Earbud Holder
These earbud holders surprised us because we have never seen them before, but they seem essential for the person who takes their earbuds…
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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
One Handed Bottle Opener
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R2-D2 Beer Coozy
You’ve never been able to hold R2-D2 like this. He will be your friend, your companion, and most importantly he will keep your…
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Star Wars Cookie Cutter Molds
Show off your true nerd when you bake cookies for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone likes cookies, but everyone LOVES Star Wars cookies.…
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Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Miniature Ballista
Engage in medieval combat with a build your own ballista kit! This Miniature Ballista will be the hit of your classroom or office.…
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DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
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3D-Glasses Contact Lens Case
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The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
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Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder
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Chef’n ZipStrip Herb Stripper
It is a tedious task to remove the leaves from your favorite herbs and can be quite time consuming. This handy little kitchen…
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Glow Stick Party Cups
Turn the lights off and the cups up with these Glow Stick Party Cups. Designed to last through the entire night. Will surely…
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Insect Pushpins
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Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks
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Chemically Illuminated Keychain
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Godzilla Garden Gnome
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Star Wars Cook Book
Test your intergalactic culinary knowledge and expand it with this Star Wars cook book. Every great culture has great food, so pay some…
Inception Totem
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Game of Thrones Sword Letter Opener
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R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
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Branch Headphone Splitter
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Bacon Bowl
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Scarf Camera Strap
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Keychain Sriracha Bottle
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Batman Wall Outlet
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Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
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Portable Snack Storage Jars
Have an OCD-like affinity for organized snacking? Perfect! This quadruple stack of storage compartments is bound to be your BFF 😉 Created for…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
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iPhone Fidget Spinner Case
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B-itch Mug
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Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
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How Not to Be a Dick Book
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Smart Tire Pressure Caps
If you have an older car and are never sure when your tire pressure is low these tire pressure caps will give you…
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USB Fan with LED Clock
If you’re breaking a sweat at the office this tiny USB powered fan will provide you with a breeze from your computer. It…
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Butt and Face Soap Bar
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt…
Zombie Beef Jerky
Brrrraaaains, this is the perfect gift for the zombie addict in your life. This green zombie beef jerky is sure to shock just about…
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Unicorn Finger Puppet
What more could you want from your hand besides turning it into a beloved unicorn. This “handicorn” will transform your hand into a…
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Ash Ketchum Hat from Pokemon
This is a hat for the ultimate Pokemon master, why shouldn’t it be you? We know you’ve collected all original 150 Pokemon, so…
TGX Tactical BBQ Fork
Never incorrectly stab your meat again with this tactical bbq fork. Designed to ensure precision poking, flipping, prodding, and gripping. Your dogs have…
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Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
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TARDIS Night Light Limited-Edition Chrome Version
Afraid of the dark after a long night of watching Dr. Who episodes? Cash in your fears with this fantastic night light. Keep…
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The Gentleman’s Guide to Cocktails
Turn on your class and go suave. This book outlines all the classics and some modern twists sure to prove your cocktail knowledge…
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Pokeball Deathstar T-Shirt
Okay, what nerd genius came up with the best idea in T-Shirt history? This is a creative take on two of the most…
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Work and Weekend Mugs
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent…
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Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Solar Spark Lighter
Catch a light from the sun! Forget carrying out lighters and polluting the environment (we hope you’re disposing of your filter properly). This…
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Beauty and the Best Pillow Cases
These delightfully soft pillow cases will represent the two halves of your relationship. With a satin finish they will be sure to help…
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Awkward Family Photos
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
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Grow It Yourself Mushrooms
Bring the fresh earthy taste of oyster mushrooms to your cooking with this grow it yourself mushroom kit! Sure to be the delight…
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Prescription Coffee Mug
Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…
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Pocket Size Foldable White Board
This pocket size white board folds out to a whopping 35” x 15”. Great for high school and college kids, or anyone trying…
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Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…
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Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
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Shower Beer Koozie
Getting drunk in the shower just got a lot easier. Keep your beer within an arms reach as you clean your smoking hot…
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Countdown to Retirement Timer
Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and…
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Easy Open Key Ring
Everyone hates taking keys off their keyring, well this horrible problem has finally been fixed with the FreeKey system. Just attach all of…
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The Dipr – Oreo Cookie Dipper
There’s nothing worse than going knuckles dip in a cup of milk to get your Oreo cookie perfectly soaked. Well now there’s a…
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Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
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Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
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iStash
Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
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SweatBlock Towelettes
Sometimes the most awesome things in life aren’t gadgets, food, or drink. Sometimes they are that little package that makes our lives a…
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How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
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Zelda Rupee Pillows
It’s likely you’ve been collecting these virtual Zelda Rupee’s throughout the majority of your youth. Here is an opportunity to make your virtual…
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MagKey: Quiet Smart Magnetic Key Organizer
Tired of noisy keys? well the MagKey is here to save the day! With it’s clever magnetic design your keys won’t cling together anymore.…
Hexagon Beer Pong Cups
Has your beer pong party gone sour? Then it’s time to think outside the box. Check out this Hexcup Beer Pong Set. Shaped…
Star Wars Lightsaber Heat Change Mug
When you take that first sip of hot coffee in the morning does it feel like you flicked your lightsaber on? Does it…
Perfect Snowball Maker
A classic staple of winter is having a huge snowball fight with all of your friends. Well now you can have someone make…
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National Geographic: The Photo Ark
The Photo Ark is an ongoing photography project carried out by National Geographic. It is one of the world’s best attempts to photograph,…
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Wall Mounted Can Crusher
Some people are just ok at recycling cans… Others absolutely CRUSH it… Seriously, think about how much space you waste tossing tall cans into…
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Heat Sensitive iPhone Case
You’ve got the hot hand. So use it. With this awesome thermal sensor cover case, every time you touch your phone it glows.…
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Super Mario Odyssey Cappy Hat
Everyone loves Nintendo‘s official mascot Mario. Every geek has been a fan of Mario since the original games, well now Mario is back…
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Green Tea Oreos
Oreos might be the most amazing cookies on this side of the world, but Japan might have done the impossible and improved on…
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Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
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Dinosaur Origami Book
Kids and adults alike have a fascination with our prehistoric friend the dinosaur. This dinosaur origami book will teach you how to fold…
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Newton’s Cradle Fridge Magnet
Everyone loves the classic desk accessory Newton’s Cradle well now you can have those addictive magnetic bouncing balls on your fridge. Especially good…
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Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Old Fashioned
It’s hard to get a good drink on an airplane, well now you can sip on an old fashioned in the sky. Just…
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Mini Quadcopter
We can’t get enough of quadcopters, with their 4 propellers of fury and frantic movements. Well now you can have one in the…
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Carabiner with Hook
When you need a hook it’s usually hard to find, especially while camping. This carabiner with hook is super useful from hanging a…
Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery…
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Lightsaber Keys
Open your door with the power of the force. These Lightsaber Keys will grant you access to not only the Millenium Falcon, but…
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Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…
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Dashboard Monk
Put this chubby little friend on your dash and good luck will follow you wherever you go! Better safe than sorry.
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Ninja Shuriken USB Drive
Are you a master of martial arts? Have you ever thrown a ninja star at your computer? This is a great opportunity to…
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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
I Shoot People Mug
OK not that kind of shoot… C’mon now! We don’t promote violence here at awesome stuff, but we do promote humor and good…
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Heart Shaped Straws
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
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Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then…
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Logitech iPhone Gaming Controller
Turn your iPhone or your iTouch into a real gaming device! Maximize your potential with extra battery life and an easier to hold…
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Space Invader Crayons
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up…
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Ice Cube Tube
Check out this soon to be made product! Never crack cubes out of a tray again! Easy to refill and easy to use.…
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Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head
Donut included. This wildly cute Mr. Potato Head was created to celebrate 25 years of Simpsons history. Fun and/or collectable! Check it out.
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Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
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Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
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Knife Cutting Finger Guard
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless…
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Sunglasses with Mustache
If you’re not the mustache kind of man, you’re most likely a child but none the less these slick sunglasses include an attached…
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Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
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Boyfriend Pillow
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in…
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Bubble Wrap Suit
We’ve all done it. You get a package in the mail, and the bubble wrap is in the box. It just begs you…
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Spin the Shot
Push through your party’s dry spell with a game of Spin the Shot! With a quick flick the drink arrow will spin around…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Star Wars Shower Curtain
The bathroom can be a drab place lacking a touch of color or whimsy. Adding a shower curtain with some flair is a…
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Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
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Pogs and Slammers
If you grew up in the early 90’s you’re sure to recognize Pogs and Slammers. Plus who could forget Milhouse’s Alf Pog from the…
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Zelda Hydration Cartridge w/ Straw
Some people might be wondering, “is this a bit too much?” The answer is undoubtedly, YES. But then again who would dare judge…
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JJMax Princess Series Character Socks
Every girl’s dream was just actualized through these adorable Princess Series Character Socks from JJMax. (The swing set princess socks are the real…
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You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint Glass
Trying to scare your friend with a little bit of honesty? We can’t blame you and this You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint…
TMNT Pizza Cookbook
Throwing a party full of hungry geeks? Well serve them some super delicious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed pizza pies. With 65 unique recipes like the…
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Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
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Giant Inflatable Balloons
Balloons always add something special to a party and kids love them. You’ll have everyone talking by adding these giant 48 Inch latex balloons…
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Spider Catcher
Catch and release spiders with ease with the Spider Catcher! Perfect for removing spiders big and small from your home.
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
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Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Star Wars Blood-Smeared Finn Helmet Pin
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
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Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…
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Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat
Who doesn’t love the taste of a Kit Kat, gimme a break! Treat your sweet tooth to something new with this cheesecake flavored…
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Die Hard Coloring Book
Watching Die Hard is a Christmas classic, well now you can color John McClane’s adventures in the official Die Hard coloring book. With over 80…
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Finger Pointing Bookmark
Level up your bookmarking with these finger pointing bookmarks that remembers exactly which line you were reading. Made from elastic it’ll fit most…
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Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
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Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
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Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
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Ninja Star Fridge Magnets
Add a little flair to the kitchen with these ninja star fridge magnets. Great for tossing a note on the office fridge demanding…
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Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
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Fidgety Controller
Long car trips, airplane rides, and waiting rooms will do it every time! When people are forced to sit still for lengths of…
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Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
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Color Me Vintage: A Coloring Book for Adults
Why should small children have all the fun? Color Me Vintage is an adult coloring book, full of 49 images ready to be…
Stealth Coffee Cup Beer Koozie
Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to enjoy a beer at the beach or even park without on goer’s looks. Well now you…
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Beard Beer Koozie
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will…
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USA Bamboo Cutting Board
Cut through your meats and veggies while carving your place in the American frontier. This USA Bamboo cutting board will look splendid in…
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
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Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
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iPhone Case you can Plug into the Wall
I bet you’ve never plugged you phone straight into the wall… You never had a reason to either, until now. This iPhone case…
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Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…
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Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
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The Craft Beer Revolution!
This new book written by Steve Hindy explores the advancement and popularization of Craft Beer across the United States. Craft beers have exploded…
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Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
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Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
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Pivoting Power Strip
Sometimes at Awesome Stuff we don’t post an item that is absurd, or inherently ridiculous. This is a prime example of that. This…
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HTML Book for Babies
Teach your baby how to code websites early in their years. Why not train your child to make millions of dollars by the…
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Mass Water Balloon Filler
If you had the ability to fill 100 waterballoons at once you’re childhood may have turned out to be a success. Load one…
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Spider-Man Kite
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
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Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
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Gun .50 Cal Bullet Folding Knife
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
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Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
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Pikachu Slippers
Prove to yourself and your friends that you posses the capacity to control one of the greatest Pokemon in the history of existence.…
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Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
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I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
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Pen Cap Utensils
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the…
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
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Look Of Disapproval Glasses
Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and…
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Star Wars Car Sun Reflector
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
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Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword
Equip one of the most powerful weapons from Minecraft. You might remember the Minecraft pick axe bottle opener we posted, this is something…
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Heart Shaped Hard Boiled Egg Mold
Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs.…
How To Tie a Tie Tie
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how…
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Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener.…
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USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…
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Retro Corded Phone
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
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Rubik’s Cube Coasters
Give your home that 80’s feel with these very retro Rubik’s Cube Coasters. This set of six plastic coasters will be a fantastic…
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Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
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Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
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Lego Ice Cube Tray
Every kid at heart loves legos, so why wouldn’t you love some lego shaped ice cubes in your cocktails. Photo From: 1finecookie
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Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
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Camera Lens Mug
Nothing like sipping your coffee out of a camera lens after a long day of work in the field. It’ll be the perfect…
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Star Wars Light Switch Cover
Which side are you on? This Star Wars Light Switch Cover helps remind you to live in Light or Darkness with the flick…
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Star Wars Tiki Mugs
Enjoy this Mai Tai, you will. Get whimsical outside this summer with these adorable Star Wars Tiki Glasses. Featuring: Yoda, R2-D2, Chewie, Boba,…
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Kramer Poster
Are you missing your old friends from Seinfeld. Now you can see Kramer everyday of the year with this unframed Seinfeld Wall Poster…
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Fly Swatter Sword
Get revenge on those annoying flies in your house with this sword fly swatter. Shaped like a sword you’ll have full control over…
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NES Cartridge Shower Curtain
Enjoy some good clean fun in the morning with this NES cartridge themed shower curtain. Super Shower Time is sure to give a laugh…
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Star Wars R2-D2 Cupcake Molds
Everyone loves cupcakes plus everyone loves R2, why not stuff the too in a droid’s fantasy with this R2-D2 cupcake mold. Maybe you’re…
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Heart Shaped Tea Cups
Share a glass of romantic tea in the mornings with your loved one using these clear heart shaped tea cups. Great for longing for each…
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Star Wars Socks
Show your office the power of the dark side with these Star Wars themed socks. These officially licensed socks come in all of…
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Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
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Chocolate Ammo Candy Making Kit
Reload and get chubby with these chocolate ammo candies! Kids will love the safe nature of these projectiles, and I don’t know an…
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Glowing Snow
A wild and fascinating package of grow it yourself and glow it yourself snow! Kids will stare in awe and curiosity and I…
Doctor Who – The Tenth Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver
Call me Doctor. Not quite as fancy as the one on the show, but a practical little gadget none the less. Look like…
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Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
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Transformer Autobot Cufflinks
We’re all robots in disguise but why not show off your inner workings with these kick ass autobot cufflinks from Transformers. Just make…
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Critical Hit d20 Ice Mold
Sip strong at your next D&D gathering with d20 ice cubes using this ice mold. Also effective for about 1-2 die rolls, unless…
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White Castle Burger Candle
Can’t get enough of that grease filled aroma? Want to be enveloped in that onion and burger scented paradise? This is the candle…
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Camera Lens Kitchen Timer
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised…
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Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
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Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through…
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Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
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Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
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Stache Straws
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws
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$8.08
Corkcicle Wine Chiller
The best way to chill wine? from the inside, the corkcicle chiller is a great way to avoid using a ice bucket. Just fill…
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Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50…
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Flask Belt Buckle
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
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Stack Infinite Soap Bar
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite…
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Little Red Plastic Party Cups
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red…
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Sombrero Juicer
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while…
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Magnetic Nail Holder
Save your thumbs with this magnetic nail holder. First time you see this you’ll think “why didn’t I think of that!” because this…
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Jumbo Wine Glass
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire…
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Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
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Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and…
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World’s Smallest Puzzle
234 peices of joy, if you enjoyed normally sized puzzles you’ll love the world’s smallest puzzle, tweezers included!
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Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
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Pool Ball Shot Glasses
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…
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Ice Cream Socks
Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…
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Star Wars Kama Sutra
So you’re probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for…
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Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
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Fidget Cube
This practical little gadget, which has received a lot of good publicity over the past few months, is the perfect desktop accessory. Do…
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Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
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Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
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RediTape Pocket Duct Tape
Ever find yourself in a pinch without the proper equipment to finish the job? Massive rolls of duct tape are a bit cumbersome…
Abusive Balloons
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
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Super Hard 500 Piece Gradient Puzzle
Do you find puzzles too easy these days? Well this super hard 500 piece gradient puzzle is sure to send you into a struggle.
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Cat Panties
MeeeeOW! Check out these Purrrrfect Pussy Panties. Cats are a girls best friend and these wonderfully crafted undergarments are no exception. Mr. Kate…
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Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
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