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Donald Trump Chia Pet

What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…

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$19.99

Troll Planters

Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…

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$35.00

Breakup Bean Plant

Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…

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$6.99