This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of the 25 included Q-Tips and shoot them up to 20 feet at any of your office foes. Plus it fits in your pocket for battles anywhere at anytime.
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Easy Open Key Ring
Everyone hates taking keys off their keyring, well this horrible problem has finally been fixed with the FreeKey system. Just attach all of…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
NanoBlimp – World’s Smallest Blimp
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Sombrero Juicer
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while…
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Annoy-a-Tron
Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached magnet.
Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and…
Darth Vader Coffee Mug
Feel the power of the dark roast with this faithfully modeled Darth Vader mug! With a glossy black finish, it looks very authentic…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
Stack Infinite Soap Bar
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite…
I Love You Pillow Cases
Forget about texting and keep connected with theses “I Love You” Couples Pillowcases. Your head will rest softly with these cotton/polyester mixed fabric…
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
Friends Apartment Floor Plan Print
Relive every second of Joey, Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica with this print of the FRIENDS apartment floor plan. Everyone remembers the…
Pocket Shot Arrow Slingshot
Practice your love of archery everywhere without lugging around an entire bow with this pocket shot arrow slingshot. Additionally you can shoot steel balls…
Dragon Ball Z Shift Knob
Have you ever gone from gear 1 to 2 by touching a Dragon Ball? We highly doubt it, but we also highly recommend…