Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your…

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Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in…

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Add some luxury to your nightstand the Sobro smart side table. This unique table includes wireless charging, a cooling drawer for drinks, and…

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That’s one small step in socks, one giant leap for mankind. Remember the world’s first spacewalk with these socks that have an astronaut…

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