But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Awkward Family Photos
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
S’mores Fishing Pole
Clearly the world if built for kids these days, remember when you were a child and you had to use a stick from…
Pug Planter
May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your…
Boyfriend Pillow
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in…
Mystical Fire Flame Colorant
Check out this delightful way to add some color to your next bonfire party or camping trip. Mystical Fire is a flame colorant…
Sobro Smart Side Table
Add some luxury to your nightstand the Sobro smart side table. This unique table includes wireless charging, a cooling drawer for drinks, and…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Quidditch Beer Pong Set
Beer pong is a little too easy for us pros, well add a bit of difficulty with this Quidditch beer pong set. Harry…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
One Giant Leap Socks
That’s one small step in socks, one giant leap for mankind. Remember the world’s first spacewalk with these socks that have an astronaut…