You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
Star Wars Shower Curtain
The bathroom can be a drab place lacking a touch of color or whimsy. Adding a shower curtain with some flair is a…
Iron Dinosaur Paper Towel Holder
This mighty Brontosaurus is made from cast iron to make for a strong, yet charming paper towel or toilet paper holder. The sheer…
Zombie Bookends
These zombies know exactly how to get the juiciest, plumpest brain out there; hang out near books. These hilarious and trendy Mustard Zombie…
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Screen Holder Shower Curtain
Completely addicted to your phone? Never miss a notification with this shower curtain that will hold your a few iPads and even your…
GrowlerWerks Copper Mini Keg
Take your beer game to the next level with this copper mini carbonated growler by GrowlerWerks. No need to worry about flat beer…
Soup Nazi Print Wall Art
Add some 90s flair to your home with the Soup Nazi Print Wall Art. This modern print of the stern Soup Nazi comes…
Furry Monster Feet Slippers
Walking around the house with giant hairy toes is inherently hilarious, but the real win is that they actually stay on your feet…





