You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Remote Control Trash Can
Messy friends? Swoop in with this remote control trash can to save your floor from a mess. This will also make a good…
NASA Mars Rover Curiosity Hot Wheels
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA…
Friends Scene Charades Game
Channel your inner Ross, Rachel, and the gang with this hilarious Friends-themed charades game! Dive into the classic sitcom’s world and crack up…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Light Up Lightsaber Umbrella
You can never be too visible while walking in the rain, for your safety this umbrella’s stem lights up like a lightsaber. Granted…
Steamy Cat Brush
Pamper your purring pal with the Steamy Cat Brush, the ultimate grooming gadget for a mini spa experience at home. This rechargeable, ergonomic…
Interlocking Coffee Cups
Serve coffee to your guests with ease using these interlocking coffee mugs. Carrying three coffee cups at time can be difficult well luckily these…
World’s Smallest Super Soaker
Get ready to soak your friends in the most unsuspecting way with the world’s smallest Super Soaker! Despite its pocket-sized design, this little…
Dick Belt
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…