You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Wall Mounted Circular Terrariums
Add some minimalistic flare to your home with this unique wall-mounted circular terrariums. Made from metal and glass these terrariums are sure to…
NES Styled Hoodie
We all miss our classic grey NES, well look no further you can remember the good ol’ days with this classic NES hoodie.…
Electric Cocktail Mixer And Pourer
Speed up your bartending with this cocktail mixer that does double time as a pourer. Quickly mix with it’s electric mixer built in, while being…
Giant Suflower Seeds
Paint your garden with an exotic, sky-scraping touch with these Mongolian Giant Sunflower seeds. Renowned for their astronomical size, these sunflowers proudly stretch…
Ninja Hoodie
The world is only getting more dangerous. What reason do you have to NOT be equipped and ready for hand to hand combat?…
Ooni Outdoor Pizza Oven
This absolute heater of a pizza oven can get your pie soaring to temps of up to 932 degrees Fahrenheit. Providing an absolutely…
Hot Dog Toaster
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same time.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Polaroid I-2 Instant Camera
Unleash your creativity and capture the beauty of the world around you with the Polaroid I-2 Instant Camera. This analog gem features Polaroid’s…




