You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Middle Finger Doodle Earrings
Express your cheeky side with the middle finger doodle earrings, perfect for those days when you want to make a humorous statement without…
Bose AI Smart Ultra Soundbar
Elevate your audio experience with the Bose A.I. Smart Ultra Soundbar. Featuring Dolby Atmos and an innovative AI Dialogue Mode, this soundbar ensures…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
Father & Son Pizza Slice Shirts
Let everyone know your child is a slice of the best pie with these matching pizza shirts for father and son. Great for…
Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…
The BIG Hot Dog
Ever eat a hot dog and think “hmmm this would be better if it was 40 times bigger?” well the big hot dog…
Logitech G Pro X Gaming Headset
Whether you game on PC or console you’ll love these high quality headphones from Logitech that include a detachable pro grade microphone. With…
Cabernet Wine Bottle Hidden Umbrella
Bring a bit of sunshine to a rainy day with this cabernet wine bottle that contains a hidden umbrella. This clever disguise for…
Joe Exotic For President Shirt
Make America Exotic Again! With this Joe Exotic 2020 shirt, you’ll show your support for the true tiger king. No matter your political…
Giant Chess Set
Add another dimension to Chess with these giant 25 inches high chess pieces. Great for getting out of the house and playing a game…





