You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Baby Yoda Plush Doll
With the massive success of baby Yoda there is a need for official Star Wars Merch. Well it’s finally here (sort of) coming…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Pixelated Minecraft Birthday Banner
Take a Minecraft birthday party to the next level with this pixel Minecraft happy birthday banner. With 15 paper pennant flags that spell…
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
For all of your horror movie fans out there, or just the practical jokes that want to scare their loved one when they…
Gold Foiled Straws
Add a bit of class to your next party with this set of gold foiled straws. Perfect for a classy cocktail party and…
Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs
Indulge in the intoxicating allure of a whisky-infused escape without the buzz using these Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs! Elevate your relaxation game as you…
Pie Crust Cookies
Get a box of pie crust cookies to change up your usual snacks. These treats are great for people who want a new…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Solar Powered Bug Zapper
You’re enjoying some wine with your friends on your patio and BOOM someone gets bit by a mosquito. Nothing will an outdoor wine…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…




