You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Awww to Ahhh! Stuffed Animals
Wow it’s so cute… HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT DEMON??? Talk about a change of heart. These Awww to Ahhh! feisty pets will…
Cool Cats And Kittens Shirt
All the cool cats and kittens out there will love this shirt saying just that! Fans of Tiger King and Carole Baskin’s iconic…
F’ing Mood Spinner Pin
Express yourself with the F’ing mood spinner pin, perfect for those moments when words just aren’t enough. Crafted from durable metal and vibrant…
Butterfly Cloak
Halloween is coming and you are planning to impress everybody but don’t know what to wear? Or maybe you are just an artist…
Cheating Golf Ball Dropper
Tired of losing balls (and your temper)? Meet your new secret weapon. This discreet golf ball dispenser clips easily to your ankle, hidden…
Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower
Spice up their margarita game with the Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower, a must-have for any adventurous cocktail connoisseur. This tower features custom-made…
Keychain Sriracha Bottle
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…
I Tried Gold Star Pin
For when you try but don’t succeed this tiny enamel pin with a gold finish saying ‘I tried’ is sure to make anyone…
Gamer Hats: N64 & SNES Hats
If you know a retro gamer that loves SNES or N64 this collection of gamer hats will give a nod to gaming’s past.…
Transformer Autobot Cufflinks
We’re all robots in disguise but why not show off your inner workings with these kick ass autobot cufflinks from Transformers. Just make…




