You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Star Wars Self Stirring Mug
Use the force and stir up any delicious drinks in this Star Wars self stirring mug. Mix up hot cocoa or even coffee…
Chalk Board Table Runner
Add a little creativity to your next dinner party with this chalk board table runner. It’s easy to tell your guests which wines…
Cozy Glow LED Fall Maple Tree Table Lamp
Autumn is officially here, and so is your new favorite table accent! This 2-foot tall lighted maple tree brings vibrant fall colors and…
Ramen Noodle Pool Float
Bring this massive ramen noodle to the pool and wait for your water to boil. This huge 64 inch by 64 inch ramen…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Ice Cream Socks
Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…
Freezable Gel Shot Glasses
Get the party started with some chill shots. These little freezable gel shot glasses are a quick and convenient way to chill your…
Coast Modern Pool Bar Stool
Why sit next to the pool when you can sit in it? This sleek bar stool is weighted to stay submerged, meaning your…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
Kylo Ren Light-Up Chop Sabers
A short time ago in a dining room not so far, far away…. A family of Star Wars fans used glowing red chop…




