You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
Nintendo 64 Anthology
Gamers from the 90s will never forget the Nintendo 64. From the origins of the N64 to the peak of its popularity the…
Grass Flip Flops
GO GREEN! How good to does grass feel under your feet? Pretty good. Take this experience with you wherever you roam. Step on…
Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder
Transform your desk into a sci-fi haven with the Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder. This detailed and menacing Xenomorph cradles your pens with eerie…
Jedi Bath Robes
These are not the robes you are looking for… Oh wait… These are absolutely the robes you are looking for. You and your…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Star Wars Lightsaber Heat Change Mug
When you take that first sip of hot coffee in the morning does it feel like you flicked your lightsaber on? Does it…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Grass Blade Pens
Looking to brighten up your desk or space? Need a quality writing instrument that brings the flora of the outdoor world to your…
Scrabble Coasters
Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned game of Scrabble. Knocking back a few glasses of wine while spelling words is a pastime…




