You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Realistic Beer Mug Pool Float
Everyone will want to chug down this giant realistic beer mug pool float. This massive pool float that looks like a mug of…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Inflatable Buckin’ Bull Pool Float
Saddle up for a wild ride with the Inflatable Buckin’ Bull Pool Float! Show off your rodeo prowess while staying cool in the…
Easy Open Key Ring
Everyone hates taking keys off their keyring, well this horrible problem has finally been fixed with the FreeKey system. Just attach all of…
Best Friend Wizard Mug
The perfect mug to bond over with your fellow muggle. You can customize it to fit your hair color, and scarf for whatever…
Office Buzzwords Coffee Mugs
We all know the office lingo, “Let’s take this offline”, “Synergy”, “The Cloud”, all of your favorites are here. These office buzzword coffee mugs…
Swear Words Coloring Book
Any adult will crack up at this swear word coloring book. The homemade coloring book features 20 pages of fancy looking swear words like…
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…
Myard Human Skull Fire Pit Log
Looking to enhance your backyard space with a touch of spookiness? This highly detailed Human Skull Log made by Myard could be that…
Levitating Bonsai Tree
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…




