You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Skeleton Cauldron Candle
Set the mood for a hauntingly atmospheric evening with the skeleton cauldron candle. Crafted with meticulous detail, this candle not only illuminates the…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Whiskey Soap
The perfect gift for whiskey lovers, this whiskey soap bar is made from Kentucky bourbon for that rich and oaky scent. Made with…
Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
Bring a bit of science to the beach with this anatomically correct swimsuit. Perfect for the nerd out there who wants to show…
Rick and Morty Monopoly
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! That is if you get jailed in this Rick and Morty Monopoly board! It plays…
Giant Lego Brick Coffee Table
She’s a brick… houssse… well, not actually but with this giant Lego brick coffee table you’ll have a big brick in your house!…
NASA Sweatshirt
Show your love for the space race by rocking this NASA sweatshirt. Everyone will recognize NASA’s iconic logo largely printed on the front…
Passive Aggressive Notes
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
Darth Vader Oven Mitt
Join the Dark Side of baking with this Darth Vader oven mitt. You’ll show the Rebels a great time at the next potluck…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn Float
Make a splash at the next pool party with this MASSIVE inflatable unicorn float. With the ability to hold up to 1320 pounds and…