You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Seinfeld Quote Coasters
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
Razer Turret Wireless Keyboard and Mouse
Ever since Xbox One added support for keyboard and mouse there are oven a dozen supported games that work with a mouse and…
Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
Screw traditional pillows, you can finally sleep like a baker with this giant bread loaf pillow. Whether you are taking a nap or…
Elgato Stream Deck
Take command of your live streams with 15 programmable keys that allow you to change scenes, play video, music, and more. With built-in…
The Oregon Trail Card Game
Do you smell that deep scent of nostalgia? I do and I don’t think it’s because Martha just died of dysentery. This beautiful…
Lego Speed Champions Ferrari
It doesn’t matter what age your kid is, they will definitely love a Lego gift. This racing lego toy is not an exception.…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
Remote Control Centipede
Sneak up and frighten your friends with this remote control centipede. At over 15 inches long this centipede is a force to be reckoned with. It’s…
USB Heated Mouse Pad
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…




