You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Star Wars Mood Lights
Rule the universe and control the fate of your enemies with these Star Wars mood lights. Choose between Darth Vader or a formidable…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Rainbow Bath Mat
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking…
Verified Stickers
Verify anything for $8 with dbrand’s new special edition verification kit. This sticker pack is sure to get a laugh from anyone who…
Pretzel Ghost Ceramic Incense Burner
Elevate your décor with this adorable Pretzel Ghost Ceramic Incense Burner, lovingly crafted by hand with intricate details. These unique pieces blend decoration…
Doorknob Hanging Memo Pads
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…
Among Us Plushies
Bring the fun of Among Us to the real world with these cute Among Us plushies. Perfect for looking sus these plushies come…
52 Lists for Happiness
Increase your happiness this year by filling in mindful lists of positivity. 52 Lists for Happiness is sure to cheer up anyone with…
No-Mess Disposable Red Taco Party Trays
Tired of taco Tuesdays turning into laundry day? These bright red trays are here to save your party! Each tray snugly holds three…
Apple iPhone Duo
Apple finally folded. The iPhone Duo opens into the largest display the company has ever put on a phone, then closes back down…




