You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Remote Control Flying Shark
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
Photo Coasters
Who doesn’t love to relive their favorite memories in photo form. These glass photo coasters will allow you to slide in any of…
Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit
Ewwww… You hear this a lot from 8-year-olds when they are disgusted or irritated. Prepare to hear it again and again from your…
Chemically Illuminated Keychain
This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the…
Ninja Folding Grappling Hook
Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do…
goTenna: Text & GPS on Your Phone, Without Service
Whether you’re skiing or camping you know how annoying it can be to get ahold of your friends (or even kids!) well the…
Leaning Tower of Pasta
Who doesn’t love a good plate of spaghetti? More importantly… who doesn’t love a sharp looking kitchen with some interesting accessories? I mean…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…




