You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…
Most blow-up outfits make grabbing a drink or checking your phone a complete nightmare, but this one actually includes a built-in pocket for…
Have you always wanted to know what it feels like to take a bite out of an Italian plumber? This is probably the…
Do you find the act of ‘making it rain’ pleasurable? Have you ever wondered; “Wow, how can I make it rain more”??? The…
Imagine a chess partner that actually moves the pieces for you, with laser precision and a chill eight-second pace. This smart board ramps…
Make a splash with a stash using this giant mustache pool float! At 8 feet long this handlebar mustache float is the classiest…
Start sending formal letters in style with this personalized wax seal. Whether it’s for a wedding invitation or just a letter to a…
These are not the robes you are looking for… Oh wait… These are absolutely the robes you are looking for. You and your…
Add a bit of electric fun to the water with this electric hydrofoil surfboard. This board will glide you across the water at…
Calling all aspiring Jedis! Get ready to feel the force with the Hacksmith mini-saber! This pocket-sized tool is perfect for slicing through stuff,…
