You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Turn Your Instagram Photos into Temporary Tattoos
Oh Instagram, the pastime for today’s youth, those square photos have everyone addicted. Turn your Instagram photos into temporary tattoos with picatto! Just…
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Rick and Morty Monopoly
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! That is if you get jailed in this Rick and Morty Monopoly board! It plays…
Geometric Moss Terrarium
The Geometric Moss Terrarium is the perfect way to add a touch of natural wonder to any room. With its beautifully designed geometric…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Coloring Changing Duct Tape
Tired of the classic silver duct tape? Working on a craft or need some cool tape to decorate your indoor or outdoor living…
Cat Pumpkin Hat
Give your cat the hat they wear, whether it’s October or April your cat will love this pumpkin hat. With its velcro latch…
The Plumbus
Rick and Morty fans will geek out over owning their own Plumbus. A Plumbus will aid many things in life, making life easier.…
Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50…




