You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Garmin inReach Mini 3 Plus Global Satellite Messenger
Lost your cell signal? No sweat! The inReach Mini 3 Plus turns off-grid adventures into connectivity hotspots. This rugged little powerhouse lets you…
KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer
No more jingling pockets and fumbling around in search of the right key. The KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer is here to make…
Osmo Genius Kit for iPad
Osmo iPad for Kids or Genius kit as it is commonly known among kids makes a fantastic gift for kids. This ultra-modern toy…
Giant Narwhal Pool Float
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Eero 6: WiFi 6 Mesh Routers
Amazon has been well known for their high quality line of mesh routers called Eero. Well the latest version is here with wifi…
Ulo: The Interactive Surveillance Camera
Enjoy home security piece of mind with the Ulo interactive surveillance camera. With its clever owl design which allows you to customize its…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
Pepperoni Pizza Bed Set
Ever crawled into bed hoping it was a large greasy pizza from your local pizza place? well now you can get close. These…
A Christmas Story Desktop Leg Lamp
The Christmas Story is a classic movie on anyone’s youth. Relive memories without shooting your eye out with this 20 inch tall Leg…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.




