You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Rock Climbing Mug
Get the perfect grip with this rock climbing mug. If you’ve ever done indoor rock climbing you’ll be very familiar with the handle of…
Bear Hands Oven Mitts
Paw your way through the kitchen with these bear hands oven mitts. A great way to add a fun touch to the kitchen that…
Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug
For anyone whose coffee always goes cold before they finish it, the Ember mug is the fix. This app-controlled smart mug holds your…
Among Us Sus Socks
Any imposter will know the scene of 7 dead crewmates in their ship. These funny Among Us socks are sure to make someone…
Inflatable Floating Drink Holders
Bring your drink into the pool (or two!) load up one of these inflatable floating drink holders and you’ll be sure your drink…
Square Ice Cube Mold
Spice up your average cocktail party with massive square ice cubes. They are larger than average ice cubes so they are perfect for…
Surfskate Surf and Rail Adapter
If you want your standard cruiser to feel like carving actual ocean waves, bolt this bad boy under your front truck. Its elastic…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads
Make gardening sessions a breeze with these Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads. These knee pads have soft foam that makes them very comfortable…
Apple Credit Card
One card to rule them all! Apple has released their own credit card. With the primary goal of being simple with no fees.…





