You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Keychain Breathalyzer
So many people these days think they’re good to drive after a night of drinking. A DUI or hurting someone is not fun!…
Look Of Disapproval Glasses
Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and…
Graf Lantz Bierfilzl Merino Wool Felt Square Coaster
The Graf Lantz Bierfilzl Merino Wool Felt Square Coaster is the perfect addition to your beverage squad. With its vibrant colors and secret…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Mini Donut Factory
Are you a fan of breakfasts’ sweetest ally? Are you trying to wake up on a Saturday morning and kick your kitchen into…
Crystal Geode Amethyst Candle
Crystal fans will love burning this unique crystal geode amethyst candle. This 100% wax candle is made from soy and paraffin wax and…
Vertical Succulent Planter
Have you always been dreaming about the perfect little garden at the window in your bedroom which will make you feel alive and…
Yoda Hooded Sweatshirt
Quite an awesome sweatshirt this is, with it’s Yoda look any nerd will love this jacket. Add this Yoda hooded sweatshirt collection along…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Fuego Sauce Gift Set
This hot sauce pack is straight FIRE! The Fuego Sauce gift set includes 7 exotic flavors of hot sauce. This includes chipotle peppers…




