You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Dr. Mario Tee
Gamers will have a throwback to the retro gaming days with this awesome Dr. Mario t-shirt. Nintendo fans will remember stacking pills in…
Lumberjack Soap Company Man Soap
Looking for a soap that will leave you feeling like a true lumberjack? Look no further than Lumberjack Soap Company’s Cool Water bar…
Rick And Morty Uno
It’s Uno, but with Rick and Morty art on the cards. *BURP* What more could you want or need? This Rick and…
Outdoor Wine Glass Holder
There really is nothing better than sipping wine out of a nice glass, but when you’re enjoying the great outdoors, the fragility of…
Instant Junk Drawer Kit
Transform that pristine, empty drawer into a treasure trove of “I might need this someday” with the Instant Junk Drawer Kit! It’s like…
Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery…
Wooden Tankard Beer Mugs
Feel the spirit of the Viking ancestors flow through you each time you guzzle your golden brew from these wooden tankard beer mugs.…
Crystal Geode Amethyst Candle
Crystal fans will love burning this unique crystal geode amethyst candle. This 100% wax candle is made from soy and paraffin wax and…
Social Distancing Bigfoot Shirt
Bigfoot has been the champion of social distancing for as long as humans have existed. Pay tribute to Bigfoot by wearing this “Social…
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…




