You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” Mug
Enjoy Captain Picard’s drink of choice in this detailed mug! With a design based on Starfleet computers’ LCARS interface, this novelty mug holds…
Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Manduka PRO Yoga Mat
Get ready to impress your favorite yogi with the Manduka PRO Yoga Mat. It’s so thick and comfortable, you’ll feel like you’re levitating…
Portable Washing Machine
Whether you’re camping or a vagabond clean clothes are always nice to know. With this portable washing machine by Scrubba you can wash your…
Roller Coaster Challenge
Any fan of puzzles will love Roller Coaster challenge. With forty challenging cards Roller Coaster challenge will have kids ages 6+ developing critical…
Chocolate Ammo Candy Making Kit
Reload and get chubby with these chocolate ammo candies! Kids will love the safe nature of these projectiles, and I don’t know an…
Sega Genesis Mini
Bring back classic gaming on the Sega Genesis with the new Sega Genesis Mini! With 2 included controllers, 40+ games, and HDMI cables…
Pug Planter
May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…




