You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Master Theorem Book Of Puzzles
Whether it’s for you, a friend, or a family member the Master Theorem will put anyone’s problem solving skills to the test. The…
Batman Ice Cube Tray
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN! Yeah, that is 16 Na’s for…
Knork: Glossy Forks Designed to Cut Meat Without Being Sharp
Who needs a spork! The Knork combines the convenance of a fork and the cutting power of a knife, all without being too…
Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Twinkling Stars Skirt
Bring the solar system to any party with over 250 tiny LEDs inside this skirt. This is sure to turn heads in just…
Smart Rear-View Mirror
Swap out your regular rear-view mirror for this high-tech version and you’ll feel like you’ve been teleported to the future. The Smart Rear-View…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Ultimate Candy & Snacks Variety Gift Box
With over 60 snacks in this crave box it’s sure to match anyone’s salty or sweet cravings. From fun dip to chex mix,…
Slothzilla Shower Curtain
Every time you walk into your bathroom will be an opportunity to stand with mouth agape at the glory and vastness of Slothzilla.…




