You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Harry Potter Scarves
When the sorting hat can’t decide which house why not get them all! These Harry Potter scarves are perfect for the winter book…
Humane AI Pin
Say hello to the future, pinned right on your tee! The Humane AI Pin isn’t just a flashy brooch; it’s your next-gen buddy…
Artificial Vine Lights
Brighten up your room with these artificial vine lights. Perfect for a moody bedroom or just to lighten up your living room. The…
GoPro HERO8 Black
GoPro’s latest creation is here with the HERO8 Black. This GoPro packs insane features like its new HyperSmooth 2.0 stabilization and 4K slow-mo…
Banana Neon Sign
Add more banana to just about any room with this banana neon sign. If you just want to add something playful to your…
Massive 20 Foot Camera Tripod
Everyone knows photographers will do anything to get the shot. No matter if drones are banned somewhere photographers need to get that angle!…
Star Wars Storm Trooper Cufflinks
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Car French Fry Holder
Bring luxury to any car with this car french fry holder designed to keep your fries right on hand. Just roll up to…
Undetectable Mouse Jiggler
Is your home office being ruined by over bearing managers monitoring your every move? Well look no further than this undetectable mouse jiggler…




