You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Star Wars Stormtrooper Jumpsuit
The dark side never prevails. But it certainly wins when it comes to style. No need to go Hans Solo when you can…
Library Card Coasters
Everyone remembers getting their library book stamped at the library. With multiple dates stamped in different colors these coasters are made to look…
Yoshi Egg Light
This Eggcellent lamp will make any gamer’s room complete. This USB powered lamp look just like a glowing Yoshi egg from Nintendo’s classic…
Modular LED Lantern
Ever wish you could split a lantern up between four people, well now you can with the Coleman Quad Lantern. Just break off…
Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover
Strap into your Millenium Falcon with ultimate pride once you equip your ride with this Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover. You may be inclined…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Best Friend Wizard Mug
The perfect mug to bond over with your fellow muggle. You can customize it to fit your hair color, and scarf for whatever…
Nomad Kevlar USB-C Cable
Finding a charging cable for your MacBook Air or MacBook Pro can be frustrating. Luckily all new MacBooks use USB C wires opening…
Minecraft Head Masks
Where’s your head at? it better be in the cubed world of Minecraft with these awesome masks. Act like a creeper or Steve…





