You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Baby Beer Bottle
Chill your baby out with this beer bottle themed baby bottle (yes this is for milk only!). A great wait to get a…
Campfire Smoke Scented Candle
Bring the best part of camping indoors, minus the bug bites and smoke in your eyes. This Campfire Smoke candle smells exactly like…
Bluelounge CableBox
Tired of looking at a rats nest of wires under your desk or entertainment system? The Bluelounge CableBox is an elegant solution the…
Royal Prince Nobility Cape Cat Costume
You already know your cat is royalty so now show it with this hilarious nobility cape designed for cats. Perfect for a photoshoot…
Kramer’s Lobster Shirt
Cosmo Kramer’s fashion sense is out of this world, and his iconic lobster shirt is no exception. This shirt is perfect for anyone…
Water Cannon Turret
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…
Zippo Hand Warmer
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
Invisible Wall Book Shelf
Have a few books and want them to appear as if they are floating on the wall, well the concealed wall book shelf…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Mini Toothpick Shotgun
Elevate your mealtime mischief with the Mini Toothpick Shotgun! This double-barrel toothpick shooter boasts a sturdy steel construction and is designed for long-range…





