You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Definitely Not A Trap Door Doormat
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
White Paw Plush Toy For Dogs
Your dog has had a tough day we all know it. So why not let them kick back and enjoy their own White…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Zelda Playable Ocarina
The iconic instrument from Zelda is here in physical form! Play songs from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with the included…
Lamborghini Murcielago Kid’s Car
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears…
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
Osmo Genius Kit for iPad
Osmo iPad for Kids or Genius kit as it is commonly known among kids makes a fantastic gift for kids. This ultra-modern toy…
Undetectable Mouse Jiggler
Is your home office being ruined by over bearing managers monitoring your every move? Well look no further than this undetectable mouse jiggler…
The Walking Dead: Compendium One
You love the TV show so check out the compendium! More story for you that chronicles the experiences of the characters from the…
Cocktail Smoking Chimney
A stiff drink should burn, and with this Cocktail Smoking Chimney from The Crafty Cocktail, it’ll look like it does! Infusing your whiskey…




