You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Quick Release Camera Clip
Every photographer needs quick access to their camera and the Peak Design Quick Release Capture Clip is here to save the day. Just…
Muscle Suit
Finally, you can get ripped without eating right or working out! Flex Muscle Suits offer a variety of totally shredded builds to choose…
Mustache Beer Dam
Get ready to enjoy your craft beer without sacrificing your well-groomed mustache with the Mustache Beer Dam. This useful gadget goes on your…
Armored Truck Piggy Bank
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…
Glitter Maple Syrup
Who doesn’t want a little shine in their breakfast. Well now it’s possible with this unique glittering maple syrup. The syrup is made…
Keychron K8 Mechanical Keyboard
Bring the precision of a mechanical keyboard to your workspace with the Keychron K8. This wireless tenkeyless keyboard is designed for maximize productivity…
Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
Tentacle Doorstop
There’s nothing nicer to guests than greeting them with tentacle when they enter a door in your home, with this door stop any octopus should…
Intex Floating Cooler
Stay cool in your pool with this Floating Pool Cooler by Intex. If it is hot out that is OK. Primarily because you…
Prescription Coffee Mug
Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…





