You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Funny Demotivational Pens
Brighten up your office days with these hilarious demotivational pens. Each pen comes with phrases that might not be entirely safe for work…
Water Resistant Power Strip
Have you ever wanted to safely place a power strip outside and it not get ruined by rain or moisture well the Wet Circuits Power…
Perfect Drink Bartender
Everyone appreciates a good bartender and everyone appreciates a good app. Combine these two forces and you have one hell of a great…
Infinity Cube Fidget Toy
Idle hands are the devil’s plaything —are they not? Well here’s something awesome to keep them occupied… Infinity Cube Fidget Toy is the…
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Smarties Noodle Pool Float
Your kids will fall in love with this Smarties Noodle Pool Float time and again. As yet another example of the ingenuity and…
Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Stomp around the block stealing candy on Halloween with this inflatable T-Rex costume. Just insert batteries and watch your body transform into this Jurassic World…
Heat Sensitive iPhone Case
You’ve got the hot hand. So use it. With this awesome thermal sensor cover case, every time you touch your phone it glows.…
Giant Meteor 2020 Bumper Sticker
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket!…
Massive Telephoto Zoom Lens
You don’t have to be an astronaut to photograph moon craters. And you don’t have to get close to a lion to capture…




