You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
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Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
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Gun Folding Knife
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Jason Concrete Planter
Nothing screams horror like Jason Voorhees smashing down your door. Designed to look like Jason’s classic hockey mask this concrete planter is sure…
Accidentally Wes Anderson Book
Go on a visual adventure inspired by Wes Anderson. Accidently Wes Anderson contains more than 200 beautiful locations on earth to create the…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
Modular Cat House
For the house cat who needs the best in homemade beds, they’ll love this modular cat house. These colorful modular cat houses are…
AK-47 Rifle Whiskey Decanter
Guns and whiskey, what more could a guy want. This AK-47 modeled glass decanter will hold your favorite whiskey plus it comes with…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Ceramic Cat Mugs
Just about any cat person will enjoy sipping their morning coffee or tea from these cute ceramic cat mugs. In black and white…
Super Mario Chess Set
Ah, the strategic game of chess now with a flair of classic Mario. This Super Mario Chess set is full of color, wonder,…
Mustache Hangers
Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with…
Oh! For Fox Sake Mug
There you are… It’s a dreary Monday morning. You just got into the office, you open up your email. Your boss totally just…




