You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
Tesla Cybertruck
Get ready to zoom into the future with the Tesla Cybertruck, the electric beast on wheels! Think DeLorean meets tank – this isn’t…
F**K Rug
Say hello to the F**k Rug: a daring and playful way to add some attitude to your floors while keeping them spick and…
Floating Beer Pong Table
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Retro iMac Apple Watch Stand
Charge your Apple Watch overnight in the nerdiest way possible with this retro iMac Apple Watch stand. This nifty bedside gadget charges your…
Anker Wireless Charger with Apple Watch Holder
Charge your iPhone and Apple Watch at the same time with the Anker Wireless Charger, 2 in 1 PowerWave+. The perfect addition to…
Pearl Boba Tea Plush Slippers
Nothing says ‘comfort’ quite like slipping your feet into a cup of bubble tea. Literally nothing. And when your slippers are this happy…
Hand Forged Pizza Axe
Live like a viking and cut your pizza with this viking axe pizza cutter. This custom made pizza cutter is made in the…
Pizza Lip Balm
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…




