You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Shark Attack! Coffee Cup
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
Mini Butcher Cleaver
Any carnivore will enjoy carrying this mini butcher cleaver on their keychain. These hand made tiny butcher knives feature a wooden handle, leather…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
RTX 3080 Mechanical Keycap
If you have an Nvidia RTX card, you’ll want to cherish that fact…savor it…FLAUNT it! With this super cool-looking key cap, you can…
Lighter Watch
When you’re at the club it’s important to be quick on the draw with a lighter. Well now you can have it on…
Zombie Horse Head Mask
While all the horses are at pasture you’ll be able to scare them with the zombie apocalypse with this zombie horse head mask.…
Yeti Hopper M30 Soft Cooler
Keep all the road trip snacks cold with YETI’s Hopper M30 portable soft cooler. With a unique magnetic locking mechanism on top this…
Bug Zapper Lightbulb
Get rid of those pesky bugs from your door step with this bug zapper light bulb. No more mosquitoes on your pouch when…
Mike’s Hot Honey
Hot and sweet, the perfect combination, with Mike’s Hot Honey you can spice up any pizza or even salad! Just add a drizzle to…
Personalized Ejected Crewmate Mug
Do you look sus before your first cup of coffee? That’s ok, we’ve all been there. Whether you’re the imposter or not isn’t…




