You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Industrial Edison Lamp
Add a bit of rustic charm to your living room or even office with this industrial looking Edison lamp. This distinct looking lamp…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Wall-e and Eve Coffee Mugs
Imagine sipping your coffee, tea, or other desired liquid from two of the cutest robots in recent history. This loving pair of adorable…
Pronto – Fast Charging Battery Pack
There’s nothing worse than being stuck with a dead phone battery. That’s what Pronto is here to solve, with the ability to hold…
Custom Mario Style Name Plate
Any fan of Nintendo will love this personalized Mario style sign. Whether it’s for a desk, gaming room, or just bedroom old-school gamers…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Drinko Shot Glass Drinking Game
If you have ever heard of Plinko, a game on the Price is Right where contestants can win thousands of dollars, you’ll be…
Carnivore Club Gift Box
What guy doesn’t love a box of meat. The Carnivore club foo box offers 4-6 cure meats making it the perfect snack gift…
Grizzly Bear Underwear
Show women you’re a force to be reckoned with wearing these fierce grizzly bear underwear. Next time you get pantsed at school you…
Gin Advent Calendar
Bring a bit of booze to the holidays with 24 individual drams of gin. One gin for each day leading up to Christmas…





