You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Beauty and the Best Pillow Cases
These delightfully soft pillow cases will represent the two halves of your relationship. With a satin finish they will be sure to help…
Lighted 61-Key Learning Keyboard
Ready to become a piano pro without the boring lectures? This 61 key keyboard makes learning feel like a video game thanks to…
Insect Pushpins
Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…
You Look Sus Shirt
Whether someone just doesn’t seem on the level, or you just want to make sure you don’t get tossed out the nearest airlock,…
Wyze Smart Plug
The Wyze Plug will allow you to control your home from anywhere. The Wyze smart plug connects to your home wifi allowing you…
Brik Book – Lego MacBook Case
Is your laptop ready for a cosmetic makeover? Not trying to ship your device to who knows where and wait for some overpriced…
Canon IVY: Clippable, Go Anywhere Camera
If you’re looking for a fun small affordable camera maybe the Canon IVY will be perfect for you. It’s rugged and waterproof like…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Star Wars Bubble Saber
Make your Padawan’s Star Wars themed party an unforgettable one by giving all the kids their very own bubble saber! The pdf contains…
Puffy Shirt Sticker
Avast, ye landlubbers! Show off your love for the high seas and one of the most memorable Seinfeld episodes with the puffy shirt…




