You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Game Controller Soaps
After a hard day of gaming on your Xbox your hands are bound to get sweaty. Why not wash them off with an…
Nanoleaf Lines Squared
What home doesn’t need smart multi-colored lights to add some ambiance. The Nanoleaf Line Squared are sure to turn heads with their unique…
F**k It Cross Stitch Pattern
Add a bit of class to your home with this hilarious F**k It cross stitch pattern with wreath! This PDF will give you…
Revenge By Mail PostCards
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Custom Message Fortune Cookies
No matter the occasion these custom message fortune cookies will give the party a laugh. Whether you use it for something funny or…
Falling Books Bookend
Add a bit of disbelief to your daunting bookshelf in your reading room with this falling books bookend. The clever design showcases a coupling…
Black Out Roller Stamp
Keep sensitive information secure by blacking out all data using this black out roller stamp. Whether it’s mail, medicine, or an important document…





