You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Giant Taco Pool Float
Taco ’bout an awesome pool raft. Complete with a mischievous mustache and playful eyes, this guy is sure to invite smiles. You bring…
Sony a7R IV: 61 Megapixel Camera
Sony has come out with a beast of a new camera designed for photographers who needs the sharpest images possible. The Sony a7R…
“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” Mug
Enjoy Captain Picard’s drink of choice in this detailed mug! With a design based on Starfleet computers’ LCARS interface, this novelty mug holds…
LEGO Playable Grand Piano
This is not your average brick set. It is a masterpiece that actually plays music. Build a stunning grand piano with 25 moving…
Concrete Brutalist Chess Set
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
Beetle Tamagotchi Keychain
Keep your pixelated bug alive on the go! This retro-inspired Tamagotchi keychain features a cool Rhinoceros Beetle trapped in a double-sided epoxy charm.…
KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer
No more jingling pockets and fumbling around in search of the right key. The KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer is here to make…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…





