You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Transform tedious meetings into a game with the Conference Call Bingo Mousepad. This clever accessory adds a layer of entertainment to your workday,…
Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
“PHHBBttt…” Who doesn’t remember the unmistakable sound of sitting on a Whoopee Cushion as a kid (or even as an ultra unlucky adult)?…
Well Happy Birthday Jesus The Office Ugly Sweater
Be the star of your office’s ugly sweater bash with the “Well Happy Birthday Jesus” The Office Ugly Sweater! More than just a…
PlayStation Neon Lights
Show your affinity for PlayStation with these unique neon lights feature the PlayStation paladone icons. Any gamer will recognize the classic PS symbols…
Deck of Playing Cards Lighter
This deck of playing cards might just be the coolest way to light up on poker night. This unique lighter features deck of…
Razer Turret Wireless Keyboard and Mouse
Ever since Xbox One added support for keyboard and mouse there are oven a dozen supported games that work with a mouse and…
Internal Organs Swimsuit
Damn girl…. you have some nice… INTERNAL ORGANS! If you ever want to show the boys your inner person at the beach then…
Binary Love Keyring
Afraid to say ‘I love you’ to that special person? Do it in code and ensure that they will have no clue what…
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
It is time for a kitchen upgrade. Slice through rebel troops with great accuracy and precision. This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board…
KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer
No more jingling pockets and fumbling around in search of the right key. The KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer is here to make…




