You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
AncestryDNA: Genetic Ethnicity Test
The AncestryDNA: Genetic Ethnicity Test, branded as the number one selling consumer DNA test on the market this could be a great gift…
3D Wolf Boxer Briefs
Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these…
Terrarium Candle
Enjoy a unique touch to your living room with this terrarium candle. With a tiny cactus or poppy inside your eyes and nose…
Pop Up Privacy Bed Tent
Next time you’re trying to slam a chick in your dorm room without your roommate noticing, this pop up privacy tent will come…
Spiral LED Lamp
Add a touch of modern to any room with this unique spiral LED table lamp. With ambient light pouring from each direction this…
Ooni Volt 12 Electric Pizza Oven
Get ready to have a pizza party anywhere, anytime with the Ooni Volt 12 Electric Pizza Oven! This all-electric pizza oven is perfect…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Transparent Sticky Notes
Enhance your organization without obscuring vital information with these transparent sticky notes. Ideal for planners, textbooks, and important documents, these clear notes allow…
Melted Face Planter
Add a splash of surrealism to your green spaces with the Melted Face Planter. Each planter, measuring a compact four inches wide by…
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a…





