You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Monogram Passport Holder
Travelers will love this personalized passport holder with their monogram on it. Just put your initials in with your order and you’ll receive…
Unicorn Tape Dispenser
Enjoy the power of the rainbow at your office with this unicorn tape dispenser desk accessory. With it’s rainbow tape you’ll be able to add…
Iron Dinosaur Paper Towel Holder
This mighty Brontosaurus is made from cast iron to make for a strong, yet charming paper towel or toilet paper holder. The sheer…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
Olloclip iPhone 4/4s Camera Lens
Ever wanted better photos from your iPhone? well the Olloclip iPhone lens will help with macro or wide angle shots.
Osmo Nano Magnetic Pocket 4K Action Camera
Meet the Osmo Nano, your tiny sidekick for epic 4K/60fps footage! This pocket cam features a massive 1/1.3″ sensor for brighter, sharper video,…
Sorcerer’s Potion Light
Put a suspicious green brew next to the character sheets. This d20-inspired bottle pairs a glowing, swirling green elixir effect with a medieval…
Pie Crust Cookies
Get a box of pie crust cookies to change up your usual snacks. These treats are great for people who want a new…
Handheld Super Mario Bros
Celebrate 35 years of the most influential game in history with this special commemorative Game and Watch! With the original Super Mario Bros.…
Strong Portable Door Lock
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…





