You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Cast Iron Octopus Table Topper
Whose house doesn’t need an eight legged sea creature as a centerpiece. This cast iron octopus is sure to make guests think you’re…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Giant Shrimp Neck Pillow
What kind of shrimp fan are you? now you can show the world your love for shrimp with this giant shrimp neck pillow.…
Centipede Wall Stickers
Make sure you brush up on your arcade skills before playing this game of centipede, or else you may have to call the…
The Office Calendar
Relive all your favorite Dunder Mifflin moments with this hilarious 2021 wall calendar stuffed with iconic lines from the show. This 8.5″ by…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
HUNT22 Tiny UV Flashlight
Introducing HUNT22 – the world’s smallest & toughest Titanium UV flashlight. Hook it onto your keyring and explore the hidden world with this…
Instant Coffee Capsules
Load up on caffeine with these instant coffee capsules. Handcrafted with small trade arabica beans these freeze dried coffee crystals will give you pour…
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Norshire Portable Tire Air Compressor
No matter what you’re trying to inflate this battery powered portable air compressor by Norshire will be a great addition to anyone’s car…




