You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Fenix CL27R Camping Lantern Flashlight
Forget fumbling in the dark. The Fenix CL27R is the ultimate light cannon, throwing 1600 lumens wherever you need it. This isn’t just…
Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
Reserved Beach Towel
Only important people have their own reserved beach towel. Get yours today and feel like a dignitary. Reserved Beach Towels are soft and…
Lay and Go Travel Bag
So originally we viewed this item as the ‘get laid’ and go travel bag, but no… you literally lay it down on a…
Tracksuit Tuxedo
Want to look good enough to get married but still be ready to run a marathon (you know, in case you change your…
Threat Level Midnight Movie Poster
The iconic film made by Michael Scott from the office is now immortalized in poster form. With all of your favorite characters like…
Rubik’s Cube Fridge
Enter into a world of color and coolness with this Rubik’s Cube Fridge. Great addition to the college dorm or apartment or even…
Modern Corner Floor Lamp
Bring a modern touch to any room with this unique corner floor lamp. Designed with RGB colors controllable with the included remote it’s…
White Castle Burger Candle
Can’t get enough of that grease filled aroma? Want to be enveloped in that onion and burger scented paradise? This is the candle…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…




