You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Sega Genesis Mini
Bring back classic gaming on the Sega Genesis with the new Sega Genesis Mini! With 2 included controllers, 40+ games, and HDMI cables…
Darth Vader Ring
This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…
Spinning Cat Scratcher Ball
Any cat will go nuts on this round cat scratcher. The wood design will look great in any living room and cats will…
Amazon Echo Sub
Add some bass to your sound system with the Amazon Echo Sub. Perfect if you’re already enjoying music on an Amazon Alexa device. If…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…
Solar Powered Bug Zapper
You’re enjoying some wine with your friends on your patio and BOOM someone gets bit by a mosquito. Nothing will an outdoor wine…
Light Camera – 16 Lenses in One Camera
Taking pictures can be complicated, switching lots of lenses and blurry photos. The Light camera has 16 lenses with different apertures and focal…
100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings Book
In today’s world it’s important to appear smart in meetings. Most meetings in this day and age are completely pointless so why not…




