You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Cat Panties
MeeeeOW! Check out these Purrrrfect Pussy Panties. Cats are a girls best friend and these wonderfully crafted undergarments are no exception. Mr. Kate…
Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
Casamigos Cocktail Gift Set
Make your loved ones feel like a top-notch bartender with the Casamigos Cocktail Gift Set. They can mix up fruity and refreshing cocktails…
Design Themed Playing Cards
If you’re looking for a gift for a designer they’ll love this design themed playing card deck. With interesting cards about graphic design…
Beauty by Earth – Organic Bath Bombs Variety 6pk
Organic, 100% natural, and larger than the leading brand, this Beauty by Earth 6pk bath bomb sampler is the perfect gift for that…
World’s Largest Snickers Bar
Sometimes you get hungry. Other times you get REALLY hungry. This is for one of those other times. This snickers bar is a…
Nokia 3310 Classic Style Cell Phone
If you’re someone who is totally annoyed by smartphone features and just want a simple phone to make calls the 2017 Nokia 3310…
Doorknob Hanging Memo Pads
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…




