You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Unspillable Pint Glass
Don’t worry about spilling your beer anymore with this unspillable pint glass.
Levitating Bonsai Tree
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…
Glitter Maple Syrup
Who doesn’t want a little shine in their breakfast. Well now it’s possible with this unique glittering maple syrup. The syrup is made…
Minecraft Creeper Peeps
Just in time for easter these little Minecraft creepers will make a splash in any geek’s candy basssssket. Normal peeps are boring these…
Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters
Give your drinks a nostalgic resting place with the Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters. Featuring punny takes on classic titles like “Drunkey Kong”…
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
Funny Mother’s Day Card: Bad Eyesight
Give Mom a laugh with this hilarious Mother’s Day card! Featuring a cute old lady squinting, it’s blank inside for your own witty…
Giant Mushroom Play Tent
Transform playtime into an enchanting adventure with the Giant Mushroom Play Tent. Standing at a majestic 61.5″ tall, this whimsical haven is not…
Threat Level Midnight Movie Poster
The iconic film made by Michael Scott from the office is now immortalized in poster form. With all of your favorite characters like…




