You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Sunset Lamp Projector
Get that golden-hour glow any time of day. This sunset lamp projects a warm round sun, or a moody rainbow in 16 colors,…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Modern Indoor Dog Den with Cotton Canopy
Finally, a dog house that actually looks good in your living room! This isn’t just a crate, it’s a stylish piece of indoor…
Do or Drink Party Card Game
Ignite your next game night with Do or Drink – 350 cards loaded with 175 cheeky challenges that dare you to sip or…
PlayStation Classic
Who doesn’t remember getting the Pizza Hut demo disk and playing the first level of Tony Hawk 1000 times. The Playstation Classic will…
Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
Rick Action Figure
Add a bit of Rick from Rick and Morty to your desk with this awesome Rick action figure. This 3 3/4 inch tall…
Hello, Newman Welcome Mat
Greet your enemies in style with the Hello, Newman welcome mat. Give them a taste of their own medicine by calling them out…
Elgato Key Light: Lights for Streamers
If you’ve ever streamed on Twitch or Youtube you know how important lighting and image quality can be. The Elgato Key Light aims…
Power Glove Oven Mitt
Be a wizard in the kitchen with this retro gaming-themed oven mitt! It works because when you’re this cool, nothing burns. You’ll love…




