You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
No Spill Dog Travel Bowl
Don’t leave your pooch thirsty on long road trips anymore with this no spill dog travel bowl! Finally an easy way to keep…
Corgi Butt Leggings
Corgi lovers out there will love wearing these corgi butt leggings. Whether you’re working out or lounging around the house these leggings are…
New Mac Pro
Apple has announced their latest Mac Pro which offers up to 1.5TB of ram and 28 CPU cores. This beast of a computer…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
For all of your horror movie fans out there, or just the practical jokes that want to scare their loved one when they…
Oculus Quest: All-in-one VR
The next generation of VR is here with the Oculus Quest. No longer do you have to worry about having a powerful gaming…
Zelda Potion Jar Light
Light up your room with this Legend of Zelda potion jar light. This battery powered light is a great addition to a Zelda…
Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
Retro Wavy Amber Light
Illuminate your space with a blast from the past using the Retro Wavy Amber Light. This tabletop gem channels the soul of the…
Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…




