You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Rick and Morty Ugly Sweater
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…
Decoy Alligator Head
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…
Retro Wavy Amber Light
Illuminate your space with a blast from the past using the Retro Wavy Amber Light. This tabletop gem channels the soul of the…
Deadpool Leather Jacket
Deadpool has been a blockbuster hit, so why not rock his look with this Deadpool leather jacket. Grab one of these with a mask…
Lily Drone that Auto Follows You
Have you ever wanted to film yourself doing something awesome but were without the resources to do so? Namely friends? Now you have…
Hoppy Beer Soap
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Color Changing Gin Infusing Kit
Magically transform your favorite gin cocktail with this color changing gin infusion kit. This kit includes enough ingredients to make 5 bottles of…
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Cacti Coasters
Sick of coasters lying around your house? Well class up your home with these cactus coasters. If you’re trying to go with a desert…




