You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Godzilla Garden Gnome
Oh look the gnome forest in your garden is under attack from Godzilla! Make sure your garden is defended from gnome invaders with…
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Beard Beer Koozie
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
Zombie Bookends
These zombies know exactly how to get the juiciest, plumpest brain out there; hang out near books. These hilarious and trendy Mustard Zombie…
Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
Banana Neon Sign
Add more banana to just about any room with this banana neon sign. If you just want to add something playful to your…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Enjoy Amsterdam’s coolest energy drink anytime, anywhere. Whether it’s on your sofa at 4:20 or the gym at 8 AM, the quick rush…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Oreo Rice Krispie Treats
What kid didn’t have a Rice Krispie treat in their lunch box. Well now you can experience a whole new meaning of bliss…




