You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Mini Guitar Lighter
Rock out with this Mini Guitar Lighter. You know it will be a face melting show once the LED lights kick in. Smoking…
Impostor Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Everyone will know you’re sus while rocking this imposter crew neck sweatshirt. Best of all it’ll keep you warm in the cold of…
AirFly Headphone Jack Transmitter
Tired of not being able to use your AirPods or bluetooth headsets with the built in airplane entertainment system? Well AirFly is here…
Jurassic Park Kids Power Wheels Jeep
What kid doesn’t love cruising around in a power wheels. With Jurassic Park graphics on the side and cool dinosaur sounds this is a…
Mustache Hangers
Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with…
Poké Ball Lunchbox
TURKEY SANDWICH, I CHOOSE YOU! Ok, don’t throw this Poké ball to summon your sandwich, just open it gently. This awesome lunch ball…
Candle by the Hour
Looking for a unique way to light up your home? The Candle By The Hour is the perfect solution! Made from natural beeswax,…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
The Plumbus
Rick and Morty fans will geek out over owning their own Plumbus. A Plumbus will aid many things in life, making life easier.…
Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Elevate your breakfast with this unique cereal bowl to keep your cereal crunch. With the two partitions in the bowl you can have…




