You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Everyone loves the classic desk accessory Newton’s Cradle well now you can have those addictive magnetic bouncing balls on your fridge. Especially good…
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears…
This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…
You never actually have to leave your room again. Having a full vibrating massage chair and Bluetooth speakers built directly into the side…
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing eyes.
Your furry friend can now nap in style on this Friends couch dog bed, designed after the iconic Central Perk sofa! As comfy…
Nothing screams horror like Jason Voorhees smashing down your door. Designed to look like Jason’s classic hockey mask this concrete planter is sure…
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Celebrate your love for your city or welcome someone to their new urban adventure with a stunning, personalized city map! Printed on premium…
