You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Artificial Vine Lights
Brighten up your room with these artificial vine lights. Perfect for a moody bedroom or just to lighten up your living room. The…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Toasted Selfies
But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it…
Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover
Strap into your Millenium Falcon with ultimate pride once you equip your ride with this Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover. You may be inclined…
Fortnite Llama Plush
Enjoy wonderful loot everyday with this Fortnite Llama plush. Perfect for the game room of a true Fortnite gamer and will hopefully give…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Inflatable Minigun
Threaten your enemies with your new ‘arm.’ Playing cops and robbers just got a little more serious. It might actually not fire inflatable…
Giant Angel Wings Pool Float
We know you’ve posed in front of angel wings graffiti at least once in your life. Now it’s time to upgrade to the…
Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle
Craving for some galactic nostalgia? Light up the Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle and be whisked away to the iconic desert planet from Star…
Tetris Style Crust Cutter
Throw a little fun in your child’s life and a bit of math too! This Tetris Sandwich cutter is equipped to cut a…




