You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Unicorn Taco Holder
Finally taco tuesday can be magical with this unicorn taco holder. No longer will you have to worry about your taco flopping over…
Nintendo Switch Lite
If you’re a handheld gamer you’ll love the new Nintendo Switch Lite. It can play all of the great games from the Switch…
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…
Puffy Shirt Sticker
Avast, ye landlubbers! Show off your love for the high seas and one of the most memorable Seinfeld episodes with the puffy shirt…
Chubby Seal Pillow
What better way to relax than with a giant chubby seal under your head. Cuddle up with this hilariously cute baby seal throw…
Yoshi Egg Light
This Eggcellent lamp will make any gamer’s room complete. This USB powered lamp look just like a glowing Yoshi egg from Nintendo’s classic…
Star Wars iPhone Cases for iPhone 4/4s and iPhone 5
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of…
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…




