You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
How To Tie a Tie Tie
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how…
Flask Belt Buckle
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
Threat Level Midnight Movie Poster
The iconic film made by Michael Scott from the office is now immortalized in poster form. With all of your favorite characters like…
Can-Do Compact Can Opener
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
Chewbacca Robe
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having…
Work and Weekend Mugs
Ever have trouble deciding which mug to use for a particular day? Represent your grumpy disposition with the work day mug, or represent…
Premium BOBA Tea Kit
Bring the teahouse experience into your own kitchen with this delicious DIY tea kit! Packed with organic matcha, jasmine, and Earl Grey teas,…
Darth Vader Coffee Mug
Feel the power of the dark roast with this faithfully modeled Darth Vader mug! With a glossy black finish, it looks very authentic…
Ninja Hoodie
The world is only getting more dangerous. What reason do you have to NOT be equipped and ready for hand to hand combat?…




