You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Inkless Pen
Nothing is worse than having to keep ink in or pen, or having to sharpen your pencil. With the Beta Inkless Pen by Jac…
USB N64 Controller
If you don’t remember owning your friends at Goldeneye 64 on Nintendo 64 as a kid you may be too young for this…
Rick And Morty Uno
It’s Uno, but with Rick and Morty art on the cards. *BURP* What more could you want or need? This Rick and…
USA Bamboo Cutting Board
Cut through your meats and veggies while carving your place in the American frontier. This USA Bamboo cutting board will look splendid in…
I Turned Myself Into a Mug Morty
MORTY! I turned myself into a mug! Woooo! Everyone knows Rick is always turning himself into crazy things so why not a mug.…
Solar Phone Charger
Have you ever been in the situation where your battery is dead but you have to use your phone and there’s no outlets…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Vertical Succulent Planter
Have you always been dreaming about the perfect little garden at the window in your bedroom which will make you feel alive and…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Personalized Leather Coasters
Customize these leather coasters to make the perfect gift, whether you chose someone’s initials or ‘his’ and ‘hers’ these coasters will make a…




