You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted…
Game of Thrones Socks
All of your favorites are back in sock form! With thi 4 pack of Game of Thrones socks it’s sure to take your…
UFO Detector
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product.…
NERF Fortnite Rocket Launcher
Bring the heavy artillery to the NERF gun fight with this Fortnite inspired rocket launcher. This wild NERF gun shoots giant foam rockets.
Apple Watch
Apple finally announced more about their Apple Watch. Get notifications, order ubers, track your steps, answer phone calls, and more all on your…
OXO Vertical Lever Corkscrew
If your parents or friends are wine connoisseurs, or simply enjoy a bottle of vino with dinner, if that’s the case you can…
Tiny Doggy Snuggle Sofa
What tiny dog do you know that wouldn’t love snuggling up on this tiny couch. Your furry friend will love being part of…
Dragon’s Breath Fire Opal Necklace
This looks like a relic plucked straight from an ancient dragon hoard. The real magic happens when sunlight hits the crimson glass stone,…
Undetectable Mouse Jiggler
Is your home office being ruined by over bearing managers monitoring your every move? Well look no further than this undetectable mouse jiggler…
Back to the Future Lego
When this thing hits 88 bricks you’re going to see some serious shit, just kidding of course this Lego DeLorean is 401 pieces. You’ll…





