You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Ultra slim 3-USB-Port Wall Charger
Introducing Charger Pro, the world’s most compact multi-port USB wall charger, featuring 3 high power USB ports so you can charge 3 devices…
Pie Crust Cookies
Get a box of pie crust cookies to change up your usual snacks. These treats are great for people who want a new…
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Spice Blend
Cowabunga, dude! Crave that perfect pizza flavor on literally *everything*? Our officially licensed TMNT Pizza Spice is here to make all your meals…
Reusable Glass Boba Tea Cup
Enjoy your bubble tea the environmentally-friendly way with this adorable reusable glass tumbler! And you can take it a step further by choosing…
Horsehead Christmas Tree Ornament
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse…
Cave Calming Dog Bed
Create a cozy sanctuary for your furry friend with the Cave Calming Dog Bed. This ingenious dog bed is designed to provide your…
Eat Sleep Fortnite Repeat Shirt
Rep Fortnite in style with this Eat Sleep Fortnite Repeat T-Shirt. Any Fortnite fan who is used to staying up late playing the…
I’m F**king Magical Coffee Mug
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…




