You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
The absolute pinnacle of PC-gaming immersion, the Oculus Rift S features a higher-resolution display than the original Oculus Rift, dramatically reducing the dreaded…
Say hello to the teeny-tiny sentinel of holiday cheer, the World’s Smallest Elf on the Shelf! This little guy, standing at just over…
Who better to hold up your book collection than Super Woman? This supergal bookend is a subtle conversation peace in any living room…
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…
Infuse a tropical vibe into your living space with the monstera leaf rug. Made from plush acrylic, this area rug not only feels…
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Ride the wave of awe with Surf Porn, the book that’s less about naughty and all about gnarly! This isn’t just a collection…
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
Drinks all around! Any drinker will love the Ultimate Cocktail Kit. Full of fun syrups, sugars, coasters, and more there are plenty of…
Having high quality audio at your computer can be extremely useful. Especially with the explosion of growth in podcasting and streaming. The Blue…
