You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Beskar Steel iPhone Case
Protect your phone from blaster fire and clumsy drops with this Beskar-inspired iPhone case. Crafted to look just like a forged Imperial ingot…
Nuclear Explosion Lamp
Bombs away! Bring a nuclear winter to your living room with this realistic nuclear explosion lamp. This lamp features an incredible mushroom cloud…
Vintage Trench Lighter
Ignite your life with the Vintage Trench Lighter – a fusion of creativity and durability. Crafted from high-quality brass, it boasts a unique…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Nanoleaf: Square Light Changing Panels
Add a splash of color to any room with the Nanoleaf Canvas starter kit. Nanoleaf offers a range of light changing color panels…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
Home Bar Rimming Board
Add a cool accessory to their home bar with a personalized rimming board. The classic bamboo board allows them to easily get that…
Snapchat Ice Cube tray
Perfect for your next Snapchat worthy party, make eight ghost shaped ice cubes especially great for a Mar-ghoul-rita’s and Boo-jito’s. If you’re a…
Concrete Brutalist Chess Set
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…




