You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under the Desk Gun Holster. Yes, prepare yourself for the most dastardly of situations by being strapped and ready in an office environment. Seriously though, we have no clue why someone would need this in the office… I guess if you are an ultra conservative from Texas or something. Probably better suited for the home.
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spinning Kinetic Desk Toy
The desk toy of the future is here today! Genius. Hypnotic. Mesmerizing… Yes..it’s Vortecon! Its flowing-helix technology creates a mind-bending illusion for your…
Wooden Rubber Band Guns
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
Gun .50 Cal Bullet Folding Knife
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Add a bit of stranger things to your living room with this Eleven bleeding nose candle. Just light a red candle stick and…
Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
Portal Cake Mix
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Savor the subtle flavor of a single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. Any guy will appreciate the smokey flavor with hints of…
No-Spill Ice Cube Tray
Finally… Someone cares about splashing water all over their freezer and having inadequate ice-cubes. This handy little device from OXO Good Grips ensures…
Joe Exotic Candle
Finally the ultimate scented candle for Joe Exotic fans. Smells like like a fresh cut mullet, raw meat, AK-47’s and I saw the…
Creepy Face Bank Saves your Coins
Scare your coins into staying when you shove your hard earned money into the face bank’s creepy face. When you wave your coins…
Pinch Hold Mug
Looking for a mug that’s not just for coffee but also doubles as a training tool for climbers? Look no further than the…
K’NEX Building Set
Does you know a boy loves to put things together and make a mess of the house in the process? The solution to…