Growing a tree from scratch sounds intimidating, but this tiny 3-inch cube packs everything you need to sprout your own miniature evergreen. You get a real ceramic pot, soil mix, pebbles, and plenty of extra seeds so you get a second shot if your green thumb fumbles the first attempt. It makes a super fun desk project if you have the patience to watch life happen in slow motion.
Desktop Boxing Kit
Had a long week of meetings? Swing at this three-inch punching bag instead of the person who scheduled them. Desktop Boxing from RP…
Observable Universe Framed Poster
Staring at this will give you an immediate existential crisis in the best way possible. It maps the entire cosmos on a logarithmic…
Original Kinetic Energy Sculpture
Most desk toys click and squeak until you hide them in a drawer, but this German-engineered double-pendulum is eerily, totally silent. Pop in…
Ostrichpillow Original Nap Pillow
Yes, you look like a friendly space creature wearing it, but slipping your head and hands into this plush cocoon makes mid-day office…
Concert Memory Journal
Your digital camera roll is where great live shows go to die. This 124-page logbook gives you room to preserve up to 30…
DIY Terrarium Starter Kit
If you have an empty pickle jar and zero gardening skills, this is how you turn it into a tiny desktop jungle. It…
Adulting Merit Badge Patches
Real talk: making your own doctor appointment deserves a medal. These colorful embroidered iron-on patches slap right onto your favorite denim jacket or…
iFLYTEK Real-Time Translation Earbuds
You can literally pop out one earbud, hand it to a street vendor in Tokyo, and start a two-way conversation in 60 languages.…
Mini Desktop Artillery Cannon
Ready to conquer writer’s block? This pocket-sized desktop cannon is meticulously crafted from stainless steel and aluminum, complete with a movable axle and…
Mini Cinder Block Pallet
Bring a bit of construction chic to your desk with the Mini Cinder Block Pallet! This set includes 24 realistic 1:12 scale flat…
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Freak In The Sheets Excel Mug
Looking to add some humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than this “Freak In The Sheets” Excel mug. Perfect for…
Black Out Roller Stamp
Keep sensitive information secure by blacking out all data using this black out roller stamp. Whether it’s mail, medicine, or an important document…
The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt
One fateful day an up-and-coming businessman made a promise to a room full of 3rd graders. These individuals are known as “Scott’s Tots.”…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
Coloring Changing Duct Tape
Tired of the classic silver duct tape? Working on a craft or need some cool tape to decorate your indoor or outdoor living…
Nite Ize DoohicKey Keychain Multi-Tool
The Nite Ize DoohicKey is a key-shaped sliver of stainless steel that clips onto his keys with its own carabiner. Packed into that…
Gerber Stake Out Multi-Tool
No matter if you’re just camping or going on a long fishing trip the Gerber Stake Out is loaded with versatile tools. Tools…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Logitech Circle View Security Camera
Keep your home safe with the latest home security camera from Logitech, The Circle View offers crisp 1080p video recording with a 180-degree…
Upscaled Lego Mug
Anyone growing up with Legos remembers those tiny little lego mugs. Well now you can relive your childhood joy of creating with this…
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal
Ever wonder why honest backyard farming gets regulated harder than massive industrial feedlots? This hilarious read breaks down the absurd bureaucratic red tape…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
The Pickle Rick Game
Are you ready for the board game that comes with a pickle! Any Rick and Morty fan will appreciate the Pickle Rick board…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…






