Most desk toys click and squeak until you hide them in a drawer, but this German-engineered double-pendulum is eerily, totally silent. Pop in 4 AA batteries and it keeps a fluid, chaotic loop going that will suck away your entire afternoon meeting. The catch is the price tag, but the precision balance blows cheap knockoffs out of the water.
Ostrichpillow Original Nap Pillow
Yes, you look like a friendly space creature wearing it, but slipping your head and hands into this plush cocoon makes mid-day office…
Bronze Hand Sculpture Door Handle
If you want your guests to feel instantly welcomed (or slightly weirded out), this is the way to do it. It is literally…
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
Punch’d Energy Caffeine Gummies
For when you need a little pick me up in the middle of the day these Punch’d caffeinated gummies are the perfect treat.…
Cactus Candles
Spruce up your home with these beautiful little cactus candles. A fantastic way to add western vibes to any party or just your home…
i-Scream Vibrator
I scream, you scream, we all scream for an I-Scream Vibrator! This delightful adult toy will have you creaming and screaming in no…
Giant Inflatable Pickle Rick
What Rick and Morty fan doesn’t love Pickle Rick! Well now you can bring pickle Rick to the pool, party or even work…
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for…
Raptor Hoodie Shirt
Possible the best gift for a kid ever? yes. What kid wouldn’t be king of the playground strutting around in this thing.
Library Card Coasters
Everyone remembers getting their library book stamped at the library. With multiple dates stamped in different colors these coasters are made to look…
What If? by Randall Munroe
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90 percent the speed of light? Randall…
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Double Shot Coffee/Espresso Mug
Mornings are hard, and without a healthy dose of caffeine, the world can be a hellish place, indeed. This Double Shot Coffee/Espresso mug…
Sorcerer’s Potion Light
Put a suspicious green brew next to the character sheets. This d20-inspired bottle pairs a glowing, swirling green elixir effect with a medieval…








