And at that moment Cheesus Christ laid out the 5 rules of moral cheeseage:
THE GRATE LORD AS SPOKEN.
This Cheesus Christ Grater will turn any ordinary block of cheese into a heavenly addition to any meal.
Sweeping dirt into a neat pile only to fight that annoying dustpan line is the worst. This broom fixes that by putting a…
Sweeping up dog hair only to leave behind that annoying dirt line from a dustpan is the worst. Just sweep debris straight toward…
Grow fresh herbs on the kitchen counter, no green thumb required. The Click and Grow smart garden handles the hard part: drop in…
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Upgrade your kitchen with a dash of macabre charm. This skeleton head knife holder keeps your favorite blades organized and within reach while…
Meet your new kitchen sidekick. This Alaskan ulu knife rocks through veggies, meats, and pizza with total ease. Handcrafted with beautiful Damascus steel…
Ready to take your baking from cute to totally hilarious? This 3D printed cutter delivers the purr-fect feline backside shape every time. Ideal…
Cowabunga! Slice through your pepperoni pie like a true ninja master with Raphael’s Sai Pizza Slicer. This isn’t just a kitchen gadget; it’s…
Tired of taco Tuesdays turning into laundry day? These bright red trays are here to save your party! Each tray snugly holds three…
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Craving a frosty margarita or creamy frappe without the hassle? The Ninja SLUSHi whips up perfect slushies from wine, soda, juice, or even…
Unleash your inner beast on pulled pork with these stainless steel shredder claws! Ergonomic wooden handles keep your grip secure and hands safe…
Unleash your inner barista with the Flair PRO 3. This fully manual espresso press puts you in complete control, letting you pull café-quality…
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From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
The Tiny Baking Kit may be small in size, but it packs a big punch when it comes to fun and flavor. Within…
Get ready to have a pizza party anywhere, anytime with the Ooni Volt 12 Electric Pizza Oven! This all-electric pizza oven is perfect…
Looking for a way to slice up your pizza with ease? Look no further than the Scizza pizza scissors! These scissors make sectioning…
Ditch the fancy pants restaurant and bring the tempura party to your kitchen with this super fly deep fryer! It’s like having a…
Apple has updated their AirPods for 2019 with “Hey Siri” built in and better battery life. Best of all you can get a…
Add fun to any classroom with this tiny metal pencil slingshot. Just attach it to any pencil and you’ll be launching paper balls around…
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
New year new you! ring in the new year with this hilarious unicorn yoga wall calendar. Finally the combination of unicorns and yoga…
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Anyone growing up with Legos remembers those tiny little lego mugs. Well now you can relive your childhood joy of creating with this…
Cosmo Kramer’s fashion sense is out of this world, and his iconic lobster shirt is no exception. This shirt is perfect for anyone…
Feast your eyes on the smallest bottle opener known to man! But damn if it doesn’t do a great job! This PiCO…
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The seminal classic returns to PS4, Xbox, Switch, and PC in a sequel so action-packed and furious that it defies description. The levels…
