Cheesus Christ Grater

And at that moment Cheesus Christ laid out the 5 rules of moral cheeseage:

  1. Thou shalt grate against the grain.
  2. Thou shalt taste grated cheese as it is grated to ensure quality.
  3. Thou shalt have no other dairy based products before me.
  4. Honor your Cheddar and Gouda.
  5. Thou shalt not deceive others with pre-cut cheeses.

THE GRATE LORD AS SPOKEN.

This Cheesus Christ Grater will turn any ordinary block of cheese into a heavenly addition to any meal.

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