And at that moment Cheesus Christ laid out the 5 rules of moral cheeseage:
- Thou shalt grate against the grain.
- Thou shalt taste grated cheese as it is grated to ensure quality.
- Thou shalt have no other dairy based products before me.
- Honor your Cheddar and Gouda.
- Thou shalt not deceive others with pre-cut cheeses.
THE GRATE LORD AS SPOKEN.
This Cheesus Christ Grater will turn any ordinary block of cheese into a heavenly addition to any meal.