Merry Fucking Christmas Cards

Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card, these beautiful Calligraphy cards come with many explicit twists. For example if you’re sending us a card, you’d need the “You’re Fucking Awesome” card. With a card for every occasion these classy cards will please anyone with a twisted sense of humor. (Warning not appropriate for grandma’s not on Facebook)
Holiday collection:

  • Merry Fucking Christmas
  • Happy Fucking Holidays
  • Glad Tidings Motherfucker
  • Happy Yuletide, Bitches

Cheeky Collection:

  • Happy Fucking Birthday
  • You Magnificent Bastard
  • You’re Fucking Awesome
  • Congratu-fucking-lations

Nasty Collection:

  • Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up
  • Salutations Motherfucker
  • Fuck You
  • Fuck That Shit

Use the promo code “AWESOMESTUFF” to get 25% off all cards until December 10th.

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