Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener. You won’t even need any stone to craft this pick axe, just line up your finest beer instead. Lucky for you this pick axe will open up more than 251 bottles too.
Green Army Man Bottle Opener
Need a little assistance with that bottle in your hand? Crack open a cold one with military precision using this nifty little beer…
Axe Bottle Opener
Pop open a beer with this cool bottle opener designed to look like an axe. Whether you drink soda or beers this axe…
Hook and Ring Game Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
If your house is the life of the party in the summer this wall-mounted hook and ring game with bottle opener will be…
Micro Bottle Opener
Feast your eyes on the smallest bottle opener known to man! But damn if it doesn’t do a great job! This PiCO…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Hockey Puck Bottle Opener
The thought on everyone’s mind while playing hockey is, hey why isn’t this hockey puck a bottle opener? well finally there is a…
Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword
Equip one of the most powerful weapons from Minecraft. You might remember the Minecraft pick axe bottle opener we posted, this is something…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener…
No-Mess Disposable Red Taco Party Trays
Tired of taco Tuesdays turning into laundry day? These bright red trays are here to save your party! Each tray snugly holds three…
Nutella Recipe Book
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert?…
Light Up Beard Ornaments
Deck the halls and beards this holiday! These hilarious light up Christmas ornaments hang from your beard and come in festive colors like…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Inflatable Hot Tub
Hot tubs can cost thousands of dollars not including installation. Finally you can enjoy a warm soak without the massive costs with this…
Unicorn Lamp
Two Words: Brilliant Majesty. This splendid unicorn lamp will be the shining star in your room or office. It’s hand crafted and carries…
Bird Key Ring
This simple bird-shaped key ring keeps your keys in order and looks great doin’ it. Share a subtle flash of personality with its…
Razer Kishi Mobile Game Controller
Any mobile gamer knows how annoying touch controls can be. The Razer Kishi brings console level controls to all your mobile games. Best…
Moss Wall Clock
Add a touch of nature to your living space with the Moss Wall Clock. This unique timepiece features a moss-covered face that adds…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…




