Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With titles like “Productive AF”, “I Woke Up Like This” and “Excuse My Resting Bitch Face” there is something for that sassy pants in your office.
Wooden Rotary Desk Calendar
Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to…
I’ll Try Being Nicer Name Plate
Let your desk do the talking with this cheeky “I’ll try being nicer” name plate. Perfect for those days when you need a…
Desk Foot Hammock
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…
Miniature Desk Zen Garden
Let’s face it, work can be stressful. Give yourself a bit of relaxation at your desk by maintaining this miniature desk zen garden.
Custom Poseable Mini-Me Doll
Most custom face pillows are just flat, weirdly shaped blobs, but this one actually has fully poseable arms and legs you can bend…
Paracord Grenade 48-in-1 Survival Kit
Pull the pin on this paracord grenade and boom: 48 survival tools spill out, from fire starters and flashlights to razor blades and…
Hope You Told Us Doormat
Let’s face it, it’s and no one likes unexpected visitors so show how you really feel with this “hope you told us you…
Solar System Crystal Ball
Hold the entire solar system in your hand with this solar system crystal ball. Great for a student, astronomer, or anyone who just loves…
Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla takes pick up truck performance to the max with Cybertruck. This uniquely designed truck can go 0-60 in 2.9 seconds with the…
Wall Mounted Circular Terrariums
Add some minimalistic flare to your home with this unique wall-mounted circular terrariums. Made from metal and glass these terrariums are sure to…
Matching Tropical Pet and Owner Shirts
Honestly, if you aren’t walking into the backyard BBQ wearing matching neon tropical prints with your dog, what are you even doing? These…
Misfortune Cookies
Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune…
Gun .50 Cal Bullet Folding Knife
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Unicorn Sconce Wall Light
My horn, will light the sky! Light up any room with a bit of personality. This legendary creature will light up your room…










