Ever wish your pen could do more than just doodle? Meet the Streetwise Pain Pen. It looks like a normal writing tool but delivers a 25 million volt wake-up call to anyone who gets too close. It is sleek, rechargeable, and clips right to your pocket. Whether you are walking to your car or out for a jog, this little guy has your back.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Outdoor Wine Glass Holder
There really is nothing better than sipping wine out of a nice glass, but when you’re enjoying the great outdoors, the fragility of…
Grenade “Take a Number” Mug
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Super Nintendo USB Gamepad
Replicate the original SNES experience with this Super Nintendo USB gamepad. Perfect for playing emulated games on a PC or laptop.
Guitar Doorbell
The classic Ding-Dong doorbell has met its match. Check out this crafty and creative new take on getting the attention of you inside…
Fake Seatbelt T-shirt
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Futurama Hypnotoad Action Figure
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing eyes.
Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks
Spock himself might not see the logic in it, but he would undoubtedly find them…fascinating. The ears are what really complete the picture,…
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
For all of your horror movie fans out there, or just the practical jokes that want to scare their loved one when they…
Cool To Do Drugs Pencils
The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil…




