Cool Weapons

19 Products Updated on Jul 9, 2018

Become the ultimate mall ninja with these awesome weapons. From a credit card folding knife to a Q-tip crossbow these tools are sure to keep you equip at the office. 🗡

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Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of damage.  Mankind has definitely produced some sinister instruments of…

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$449.00

It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is the perfect portable knife to throw in a bag…

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$12.03

Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword keychain knife has a money clip so you’ll be…

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$36.99

There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this self defense ring is sure to keep you safe…

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$15.99

This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of…

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Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It…

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$10.99

This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A perfect little gift for that guy who is always…

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$8.95

It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of…

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$14.00

Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end. This fantastic self defense tool is also sporting an…

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$35.33

Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka** lightweight self defense tool. Made out of 100% carbon…

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$65.00

There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical knife by SOG includes a LED light in the…

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$49.99

Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to come out of this gun shaped folding knife. A…

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$8.33

When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for zombie slaying. With an axe, Bear Grylls parang,…

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$285.70

Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll be able to have the finest collection of medieval…

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This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly skull theme will strike fear into anyone. Granted they…

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$37.71

These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape…

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$12.41