Cool Weapons

20 Products Updated on Dec 4, 2019

Become the ultimate mall ninja with these awesome weapons. From a credit card folding knife to a Q-tip crossbow these tools are sure to keep you equip at the office. 🗡

👨 Gifts for Guys

Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no one will even know what this pen is capable…

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$16.00

Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of damage.  Mankind has definitely produced some sinister instruments of…

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$449.00

It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is the perfect portable knife to throw in a bag…

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$12.76

Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword keychain knife has a money clip so you’ll be…

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$39.99

There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this self defense ring is sure to keep you safe…

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$15.99

This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of…

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Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It…

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$103.91

This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A perfect little gift for that guy who is always…

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$7.60

It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of…

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$17.99

Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end. This fantastic self defense tool is also sporting an…

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$35.33

Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka** lightweight self defense tool. Made out of 100% carbon…

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$65.00

There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical knife by SOG includes a LED light in the…

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$49.99

Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to come out of this gun shaped folding knife. A…

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$8.33

When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for zombie slaying. With an axe, Bear Grylls parang,…

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$340.00

Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll be able to have the finest collection of medieval…

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This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly skull theme will strike fear into anyone. Granted they…

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$37.51

These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape…

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$12.41