Become the ultimate mall ninja with these awesome weapons. From a credit card folding knife to a Q-tip crossbow these tools are sure to keep you equip at the office. 🗡
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no one will even know what this pen is capable of. The back of the pen functions as a glass breaker and hard hitting point. Uzi Tactical Glass Breaker Pens are refillable with standard and fisher space pen refills. They come standard as a real ballpoint pen with…
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of damage. Mankind has definitely produced some sinister instruments of harm over the years. Bashing, slicing and blunt trauma was the name of the game.. But even though they’re devices of violence, there’s something artful and epic about them. So here’s the best ones, in a crate of…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is the perfect portable knife to throw in a bag or your pocket. Its 0.68 inch blade is perfect for everyday cutting tasks.
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one hidden in your shirt collar, phone case, or even wallet. Just be careful where you put this tiny knife it could end up harming you.
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword keychain knife has a money clip so you’ll be able to protect all of your cash when you’re out on the town. Built with a sharp 440C steel tanto blade and titanium handle it’s sure to handle anything you throw at it. Plus there is a keychain loop…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this self defense ring is sure to keep you safe in a deadly situation. For ladies running solo this is a very easy to feel safe during a run without carrying a bulky pepper spray or bag. The Go Guarded self defense ring has adjustable inserts to fit fingers…
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of the 25 included Q-Tips and shoot them up to 20 feet at any of your office foes. Plus it fits in your pocket for battles anywhere at anytime.
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It is high time we all respected our push pins a little bit more. These adorable and adventurous melee weapon hilts come with a metal tack to bind whatever information you possess to whatever surface it belongs.
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A perfect little gift for that guy who is always well equipped. No need to carry around a pocket knife. This knife offers all the practicalities and makes a more refined and subtle statement than being ‘billy badass’.
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of dollars to line your pockets full of these .50 caliber bullet knives.
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end. This fantastic self defense tool is also sporting an LED flashlight at the end to light your way. With beating power, stunning power, and a light the Peacemaker nightstick stun gun is perfect for most self defense situations. USE CAREFULLY
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka** lightweight self defense tool. Made out of 100% carbon fiber these are some seriously unique knives plus made in USA.
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical knife by SOG includes a LED light in the handle for lighting up all your dark situations. Slap in some AAA batteries and you’re good to go cutting and illuminated the way while you do it.
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to come out of this gun shaped folding knife. A great conversation piece for any coffee table, especially if you have children running around.
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for zombie slaying. With an axe, Bear Grylls parang, two machetes, and three knives all in a carrying case for easy transportation. These seven tools will give you plenty of ways to destroy zombies in your path.
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll be able to have the finest collection of medieval weapons in all of the land.
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly skull theme will strike fear into anyone. Granted they aren’t made of adamantium these stainless steel claws will pierce just about anything.
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Remember safety first.
In conclusion, being prepared and equipped is always essential, whether you’re at the office or out and about. Our collection of cool weapons, ranging from a credit card folding knife to a Q-tip crossbow, offers a variety of awesome tools that are not only functional but also incredibly unique. These items are perfect for anyone looking to add some unusual and exciting gadgets to their arsenal. Remember, it’s always better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. So, explore our selection of cool weapons and equip yourself with some awesome tools that are sure to impress and keep you prepared for any situation.
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