Valentine's Day Gifts

20 Products Updated on Jun 13, 2019

Love is in the air and so will our products the faster you place an order! We have found the best selection of cool Valentine’s Day gifts. Whether it’s for her or him these unique Valentine’s day gift ideas will bring some fun to the holiday.

Give your decor an infusion of color with this amazing custom map poster. Using our unique interactive tool you can choose any location on Earth (and we mean anywhere), add custom map markers, create your own bespoke color schemes, and much more!

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$48.49

Turn bath time into an oasis with these rose wine bath bombs. Loaded with coconut oil these bath bombs are sure to give anyone a relaxing bath after a tough day. Turn your boring old bath water into a glittering pink oasis Each one is scented like rosé wine 10 bath bombs in each packet Seriously shimmery Packed with nourishing ingredients like coconut oil

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$10.99

Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to your loved one right before making some sweet passionate love and you know she’ll know what’s going down. Don’t just let your bear tell someone you love them but ensure they know they are one of the most beautiful crafted creatures.

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$34.95

Get past the small talk and build meaningful connections with literally anyone! These cards FOR humanity are sure to spark interesting questions between you and friends. With 52 cards built to have deeper connection anyone looking to scratch the surface of their relationships will love this game. BUILD MEANINGFUL CONNECTION, with (literally) anyone! Kickstarter funded in FOUR Days! STYLISH AND SLEEK 54 Cards Total (2 instruction cards, 15 Blue, 17 Green, 12 yellow, 8 red) in a box the size…

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$24.99

If you hate to spoon because your cuddle buddy’s head puts your arm to sleep, this is the pillow for you! It’s got braces inside it so even the heaviest noggins won’t crush your guns. You can even slip away for a midnight snack without them even knowing!

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$49.00

Brighten up your lady’s Valentine’s day with this magical bouquet of unicorns. Roses will die but these tiny plush unicorns will live forever. Plus unicorns can be detached from their stems so you can fill your room with 11 little unicorns.

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$24.99

Organic, 100% natural, and larger than the leading brand, this Beauty by Earth 6pk bath bomb sampler is the perfect gift for that person who loves a good soak in the tub. The reviews are outstanding and there are 6 unique bombs sure to fit whatever mood you are in. You will be sure to find your favorite.Flavors: ‘just relax’, ‘joint relief’, ‘get well soon’, ‘muscle relief’, ‘relaxing detox’, ‘bedtime ritual.’Sink into your mind and let the stress of your…

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$29.99

Forget about texting and keep connected with theses “I Love You” Couples Pillowcases. Your head will rest softly with these cotton/polyester mixed fabric pillowcases while you dream the night away. You’ll wake up refreshed knowing your partner is on the other side of the string. Hurry today, and pick up these incredible pillowcases that fit most pillows while supplies last.

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$29.99

Share a glass of romantic tea in the mornings with your loved one using these clear heart shaped tea cups. Great for longing for each other over the morning crossword. Plus these homemade mugs are double wall insulated so they will keep your hands cool and your tea or coffee warm!

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$19.97

Do you love protein? This mold does.Give your kids some HEARTH healthy eggs with this HEART shaped mold. Throw some pancakes in the mix too!Why not brighten up the mornings of those you love with a little extra touch of whimsy? 

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$8.95

One of the most memorable lines in one of the most iconic movies in all of pop culture can now be displayed proudly on your bed. Maybe you two have a relationship similar to that of Han and Leia (you lucky devils).This dual pillow set will provide comfort to any fan of Star Wars and is a great way to show your loved one how much you care about being a nerd.

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$28.00

The names Schlong, James Schlong.Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege.This Penis Tuxedo is sure to be a hit on your honeymoon get-away, or that special night at home. They always say dress for success. I don’t think your penis could get more successful than this.With its one size fits all design you can be confident knowing that this suit is tailored…

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$29.95

Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day.If you wasted all of your creative present buying powers over the winter Holidays you are in luck. This box can be purchase for male or female and it is guaranteed to be better than what you are capable of devising.We don’t know what’s inside either, but feel free to give us feedback when your loved one cracks it open!

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$43.29

Science has shown that skin on skin contact is necessary for the release of oxytocin (the LOVE hormone). If you have been wearing regular old gloves or mittens with your special man or woman then you’re doing yourself a disservice. Upgrade to true romance with a pair of Smitten Mittens. It’s obnoxiously cheesy and cute. She will love it.

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$35.00

Valentines day is a time to share your love with the person closest to your heart. These underwear are a fantastic way to make sure that person is physically the closest to your heart.Fundie Undies are a must for any heavily dependent and attached couple, or just a great outfit for a day in bed.

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Have fun trying to drink out of these Love Mugs. We aren’t entirely sure if they are awesome, but some sap is going to buy them hoping their significant other will enjoy drinking out of a poorly designed mug.

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$20.99

There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped straws will be sure to knock your crush or significant other right off their feet.

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$3.99

Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we want children of our own. Strap on one of these bad boys and you will not be a father, although someone might be calling you daddy ;)Do you want to impress that beautiful woman sitting next to you in class? Have some class and show her your value and disinterest in having children, but your high interest…

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$3.95

Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs. Nothing says “damn, yousa fine bitch” like feeding your loved one heart shaped chicken embryos.

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