Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Tiger King Activity Book
After you’ve entertained yourself with Tiger King on Netflix breakout this Tiger King activity book. Stuffed with artwork to color, word searches, crosswords,…
Chewbacca Mug
I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…
Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower
Spice up their margarita game with the Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower, a must-have for any adventurous cocktail connoisseur. This tower features custom-made…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
Coast Modern Pool Bar Stool
Why sit next to the pool when you can sit in it? This sleek bar stool is weighted to stay submerged, meaning your…
Cabin Porn Book
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…
White Castle Burger Candle
Can’t get enough of that grease filled aroma? Want to be enveloped in that onion and burger scented paradise? This is the candle…
Giant Shrimp Neck Pillow
What kind of shrimp fan are you? now you can show the world your love for shrimp with this giant shrimp neck pillow.…
Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Savor the subtle flavor of a single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. Any guy will appreciate the smokey flavor with hints of…
Bartesian At-Home Cocktail Machine
Make high quality cocktails at home with this Keurig style cocktail mixer. Once you’ve loaded up your favorite whiskey, vodka, rum, gin and…




