Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Nugget Ice Maker Countertop
Give the gift of good ice. This countertop nugget ice maker churns out the soft, chewable sonic-style pebble ice people are weirdly obsessed…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Anker PowerPort Atom PD 2 Charger
Your MacBook can draw tons of power so having a fast USB C charging hub will allow your computer to get the most…
Twinkling Stars Skirt
Bring the solar system to any party with over 250 tiny LEDs inside this skirt. This is sure to turn heads in just…
Retro Corded Phone
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Kitchen Cube All-In-One Measuring Device
The Kitchen Cube has over 19 common cooking measurements all in one tool. No longer will you be fiddling with a bunch of…
Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide…
World’s Largest Snickers Bar
Sometimes you get hungry. Other times you get REALLY hungry. This is for one of those other times. This snickers bar is a…
Star Wars Car Sun Reflector
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
Giant Scrabble Game
If you’re sick of losing those tiny scrabble pieces maybe this giant version of Scrabble is for you! Great for playing at home…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…




