Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through…
Nicolas Cage Face Mug
If you’re a fan of our National Treasure Nicolas Cage this kick-a** mug is for you. Your coffee will be gone in 60…
All White 1000 Piece Puzzle
For those who are addicted to pain you’ll lose your mind assembling this 1000 piece puzzle of pure white. With no way to…
Animal Crossing Nook Family Hoodie
Fans of Animal Crossing will love rocking this hoodie with the Nook family portrait. Without the phrase Animal Crossing on the hoodie it’ll…
Personalized Face Luggage
It’s not vanity. It’s just hilarious and logical ;) I mean, who’s gonna mistakenly snatch your luggage when it’s covered with your precious…
Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler
Bring the heat to the hot saucer lover in your life with this unique fire truck hot sauce sampler. Included are 6 unique…
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
Square Ear Cuff
Elevate your ear game sans piercings with the chic Square Ear Cuff. Gold-plated for that luxe finish, it’s versatile enough for earlobe and…




