Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Beard Beer Koozie
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will…
Pivoting Power Strip
Sometimes at Awesome Stuff we don’t post an item that is absurd, or inherently ridiculous. This is a prime example of that. This…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead
Rainn Wilson’s fan-favorite character on The Office is one of TV’s funniest characters because of how seriously he takes himself. That never stopped…
Streetwise Pain Pen
Ever wish your pen could do more than just doodle? Meet the Streetwise Pain Pen. It looks like a normal writing tool but…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
Christmas Lights you Can Control with an App
Everything is smart these days from fridges to bikes, well now you can buy smart Christmas lights. These app controlled lights allow you…
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…
The Music Year You Were Born Print
Rock out to retro tunes with The Music Year You Were Born Print! This retro print features all of the top releases from…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…




