Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading…
Retro Gaming Controllers Poster
Add some minimalistic design to your personal space while also letting others know you’re always down to game with this 21” by 28”…
Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
If your coworker is a wizard with Excel they’ll love this I <3 Spreadsheets mug. Best of all the artwork on this mug…
World’s Largest Coffee Cup
One cup of coffee ain’t doing it for you anymore? well the world’s largest coffee cup holds 20 cups worth of coffee so…
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
Ninja Mug
Start your day like a true warrior with the Ninja Mug. With a ninja warrior design, this mug is the perfect way to…
Jenga Tetris Special Edition
Finally board and video games combine with this Tetris themed Jenga game. Perfect for the geek in all of us, especially with its transparent…
Rechargeable 3D Moon Lamp
Keep a full moon in your room with this incredible rechargeable 3D moon lamp. It looks great from all angles with its unique…
Boyfriend Pillow
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in…