Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Give the gift of good ice. This countertop nugget ice maker churns out the soft, chewable sonic-style pebble ice people are weirdly obsessed…
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Not your grandmother’s deck of cards! The crisp, high quality, and sleek design of Ellusionist Bicycle Shadow Masters playing cards are made specifically…
Why sit next to the pool when you can sit in it? This sleek bar stool is weighted to stay submerged, meaning your…
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA…
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
No matter if it’s for the kitchen or bathroom this 3D printed sponge holder is sure to get a laugh. Designed to look…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Knowing how to cook for yourself is cool. Looking good while cooking for yourself is even cooler. Being practical while looking good and…
Every Pokemon master should start their morning by sipping coffee out of this pokeball coffee mug. Any geeky Pokemon fan will appreciate this…
