Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Giant Narwhal Pool Float
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
iPhone Fan
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your iPhone.
The Unofficial Home Alone Cookbook
Get ready to cook up some holiday mischief with The Unofficial Home Alone Cookbook! This culinary guide is your secret weapon for conquering…
Darth Vader Coffee Mug
Feel the power of the dark roast with this faithfully modeled Darth Vader mug! With a glossy black finish, it looks very authentic…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
American Flag Cape
Everybody wants to show their patriotism at parties and with this American Flag Cape you’ll bleed red white and blue. Perhaps you need to…
Prima Unwind CBD Bath Bomb
Looking for a way to unwind after a long day of work or a tough workout? Look no further than the Prima Unwind…
How to Count to 100,000
Embark on a numerical odyssey with ‘How to Count to 100,000’, the coffee table book that’s as intriguing as it is deceptive. At…
Tiger King Activity Book
After you’ve entertained yourself with Tiger King on Netflix breakout this Tiger King activity book. Stuffed with artwork to color, word searches, crosswords,…




