Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Give the gift of good ice. This countertop nugget ice maker churns out the soft, chewable sonic-style pebble ice people are weirdly obsessed…
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…
It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know that these brain specimen coasters will wow your party guests. The set of 10 glass coasters…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Get ready to soak your friends in the most unsuspecting way with the world’s smallest Super Soaker! Despite its pocket-sized design, this little…
Add a cool accessory to their home bar with a personalized rimming board. The classic bamboo board allows them to easily get that…
Who doesn’t love bubble tea and it’s tapioca ball goodness. This cute boba tea plushie is sure to be right at home in…
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…
Board your plane while being prepared to make a cocktail with this carry-on cocktail kit which will allow you to mix three gin…
There is nothing worse than not being able to find your wall charger to plug your phone into at night. Well this glowing…
