Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Give the gift of good ice. This countertop nugget ice maker churns out the soft, chewable sonic-style pebble ice people are weirdly obsessed…
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
The bathroom can be a drab place lacking a touch of color or whimsy. Adding a shower curtain with some flair is a…
Add a touch of whimsy to your tableware collection with these Handmade Pretzel Mugs. Crafted with care, each ceramic mug showcases the delightful…
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
Bring the best part of camping indoors, minus the bug bites and smoke in your eyes. This Campfire Smoke candle smells exactly like…
Step up your flip cup games at your next party with these massive flip cup cups. If your crew loves drinking games this will…
Annoyed that your Apple Macbook or iPad charger stick so far out of the wall? Blockhead is the perfect solution to make your…
Enter the Matric every day with this uniquely futuristic lamp. This geeky accessory will make a great addition to any bedroom or gamer…
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Brew up a K-Cup anywhere with this tough portable coffee maker. With it’s dust and water resistant body it’ll withstand anything you can throw…
