Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.

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$45.00

Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…

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$14.95

Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…

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$11.62

Who doesn’t like to enjoy a beer (or three) every night? Why not collect those bottle caps and put them in this beer…

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$75.00