Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.

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$45.00

Finally bring the elegance of the sea into your kitchen and cooking with these whale shaped knives. These Shiroko designed knives are designed to…

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$44.99

You’ve been waiting your entire life for this moment. You’ve spent years training with high intensity; spent hours watching footage of these majestic…

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$299.88