Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.

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$55.99

For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…

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$13.98

Relive your love of the movie UP every day at the office with this balloon pin house. Just stuff it with it’s included…

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$24.00