Skip the toxic positivity and kickstart your day with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packed with 60 hilariously blunt affirmations, this jar is the ultimate morning pick-me-up or gag gift for your favorite coworker. Choose between spicy or clean versions and start getting the daily inspiration you actually want.
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Pushpin Melee Weapons
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
Borg Puzzle Cube
The Borg are not to be trifled with, except when they are! Much like the hive mind of the Borg themselves, every part…
Bartesian At-Home Cocktail Machine
Make high quality cocktails at home with this Keurig style cocktail mixer. Once you’ve loaded up your favorite whiskey, vodka, rum, gin and…
Mess-Proof Cat Food Bowls
Turn mealtime into a neat affair with these mess-proof cat food bowls. The set comes with two bowls, nestled in a flexible silicone…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Wearable Chairless Seat
Tired of standing all day? Slip into this clever exoskeleton-style seat that wraps around your legs for instant support. Adjustable in five heights…
Live Long And Prosper Car Decal
Road rage is a most human phenomenon. Next time you’re on the road, why not extend the gesture peace and long life to…
Meh Christmas Tree Ornament
Nothing will put you in the Christmas spirit than this “Meh” Christmas tree ornament. Show your enthusiasm for the holiday with this hilarious…
Power Glove Oven Mitt
Be a wizard in the kitchen with this retro gaming-themed oven mitt! It works because when you’re this cool, nothing burns. You’ll love…
100 Things To Do After Quarantine Scratch-Off Poster
Get ready for the post-corona world with this massive scratch-off poster with 100 things to do after quarantine. From road trips to concerts…





