Skip the toxic positivity and kickstart your day with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packed with 60 hilariously blunt affirmations, this jar is the ultimate morning pick-me-up or gag gift for your favorite coworker. Choose between spicy or clean versions and start getting the daily inspiration you actually want.
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Among Us Customizable Sticker Pack
Whether it’s for a laptop, binder or water bottle these Among Us stickers will show how sus you are. With over 60 sticker…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Gerber 7-in-1 Shard Keychain Tool
If you always need a flat head screwdriver, or even a pry bar the Gerber Shard will make a great addition to your…
Tiny Dirt Bike
Why not have your kid cruise around the neighborhood in style. Or heck whip this miniature dirt bike around in your living room.…
Internal Organs Swimsuit
Damn girl…. you have some nice… INTERNAL ORGANS! If you ever want to show the boys your inner person at the beach then…
Keychain Sriracha Bottle
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…
Rain Cloud Humidifier
Bring the soothing sounds of nature into your home with the Rain Cloud Humidifier. Not only does it add moisture to the air…
3-in-1 Airplane Sleep System
Generic neck pillows always leave you bobbing forward mid-nap. This weirdly brilliant kit hooks a memory foam pillow and eye mask directly into…





