Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert? We honestly are not too sure why you need a ‘recipe’ to eat something that was destined to be spooned from the jar, but hell, it will probably be pretty damn good.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
Vintage Book Decals for Stairs
Every bookworm should show their love for books throughout their home; these book decals for stairs will do just that! You can choose…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Vapor Vortex Generator Gun
Shoot rings of smoke with the Zero Blaster Vapor Vortex Generator. Shoot as far as 14 feet something that’s near impossible for your smoking…
VidDay
Perfect for sending special video messages, VidDay allows you to collaborate with friends and family to brighten someone’s day- and all without needing…
Momofuko Spicy Sauce
If you’ve ever been to NYC you’ve likely heard of Momofuko. With restaurants all over the world at this point Momofuko’s unique flavors…
Underwater Gliding Towable Board
If wakeboarding feels like a fast track to a faceplant, this underwater glider is your ticket to actually enjoying the water. You hold…
LED Reflective Cycling & Running Vest
Whether you love to run or bike this LED reflective vest will keep you safe at night. With 2 LED strips on the…
Giant Middle Finger Mask
Embody the art of not caring with this Giant Middle Finger Mask. As you hit the streets in this comical and impossible-to-miss mask,…
AXIS Gear: Smart Motorized Shades Controller
Save money on your heating bill by automating your home’s blinds. With the AXIS gear you can turn your blinds into smart blinds,…
Hi, I’m Mat Doormat
Hi, I’m Mat… of but of course! A clever doormat that says its name is Mat. Especially great for the home of someone…
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal
Ever wonder why honest backyard farming gets regulated harder than massive industrial feedlots? This hilarious read breaks down the absurd bureaucratic red tape…
DJI Spark – Tiny Portable Drone
DJI’s latest drone is its tiniest! At less than a pound and smaller than 6 inches wide the DJI spark is ready to…







