Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert? We honestly are not too sure why you need a ‘recipe’ to eat something that was destined to be spooned from the jar, but hell, it will probably be pretty damn good.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
Vintage Book Decals for Stairs
Every bookworm should show their love for books throughout their home; these book decals for stairs will do just that! You can choose…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
HYZER Mini Titanium Hatchet
If you are looking to shave weight from your backpacking pack without sacrificing utility, this tiny axe is ridiculous. It pairs a skeletonized…
Chug N’ Plug: Shotgunning Beer Tool
Chug a beer like a pro when you have the Chug n’ Plug Beer Chugging Keychain. Securing and fastening into place, this drinking…
Mother Of The F**king Year Candle
Show mom what a badass she truly is with this candle that includes over 20 scent options including banana bread and pumpkin spice.…
Pancake Art Griddle Kit
Become an artist in the morning with the PanGogh pancake griddle kit. Just mix some pancake mix with food coloring into the included…
Personalized Cartoon Couples Portrait
No matter who it’s for any one in a couple will love this unique couple portrait illustration. These hand-drawn portraits are great for…
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
NES Cube Speaker
Rock out with this NES inspired retro cube speaker. With its directional pad styled controls on the top you’re sure to show off…
Mess-Proof Cat Food Bowls
Turn mealtime into a neat affair with these mess-proof cat food bowls. The set comes with two bowls, nestled in a flexible silicone…
Among Us Embroidered Patch
These Among Us embroidered patches are the perfect way to represent your crewmates in public. Whether it’s for a backpack or a jacket…
Moai Tissue Holder
Stay prepared for cold season in a quirky and fun way with this Moai Head tissue holder. Unassuming yet interesting, this unique tissue…







