Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert? We honestly are not too sure why you need a ‘recipe’ to eat something that was destined to be spooned from the jar, but hell, it will probably be pretty damn good.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
Vintage Book Decals for Stairs
Every bookworm should show their love for books throughout their home; these book decals for stairs will do just that! You can choose…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Chihuahua Taco Holder
Yo quiero taco doge. These adorable chihuahua taco holders can hold 3 of your favorite tacos and do so with style and flare.…
Smartphone Breathalyzer
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…
Grass iPhone 6 Cover
Be reminded of your lush green grass as home with this grass iPhone 6 phone case. Nothing says luxury more than a lush…
100 Deadly Skills Book
Look no further for the ultimate survival guide. 100 Deadly Skills is written by a retired Navy SEAL and covers everything from getting…
Custom Mario Style Name Plate
Any fan of Nintendo will love this personalized Mario style sign. Whether it’s for a desk, gaming room, or just bedroom old-school gamers…
Flair PRO 3 Manual Espresso Maker
Unleash your inner barista with the Flair PRO 3. This fully manual espresso press puts you in complete control, letting you pull café-quality…
Schrute Farms Sweater
Who doesn’t remember their first stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast. This cozy sweatshirt will remind fans of The Office of Jim…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Snorkel Camera Mask
Enjoy taking photos underwater with this camera diving mask. Great for snapping shots in the pool or if you’re in the Caribbean. Maybe…
Surge Soda Case
Oh my god. Surge is back and it is ready to provide a disgustingly huge rush of sugar and caffeine that you haven’t…







