Blood Bath Shower Gel
Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go. This bag of type O blood will be sure…
Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go. This bag of type O blood will be sure…
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can do. This book provides a multitude of ways to…
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert? We honestly are not too sure why you need…
This Lego Digital Camera that is made for children is designed to look like stack of Legos. The camera is designed to hold over 80 photos and your photos can easily be…
Open your door with the power of the force. These Lightsaber Keys will grant you access to not only the Millenium Falcon, but your home too! They come ready to be formed…
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery with every burn. What better way to experiment just…
Be sure to pick up an iPad stand so you can easily see what you need to prep next. This Smart Food Scale Prep Pad will help you determine and keep track of exactly…
Treat your guests with a pleasant surprise of being pant-less without actually removing any pants! These hilarious napkins sit proudly on your lap and display the true you of fashion. How many…
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It…
Long hair? DON’T CARE! Especially with this legendary tool: the Disposable Shower Drain Trap. Never has it been so easy to keep your drains flowing and your level of disgust in ripping…
Throw a little fun in your child’s life and a bit of math too! This Tetris Sandwich cutter is equipped to cut a sandwich into 4 Tetris shapes that combine to make…
The world is only getting more dangerous. What reason do you have to NOT be equipped and ready for hand to hand combat? With this Ninja Hoodie you will not only look…
But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your…
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up next to a loaf of bread. Tired of waiting…
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit to informing young people about some of lifes struggles,…
Cover your keys with some colorful style. This rainbow cover for your MacBook will brighten your day and protect your keys at the same time! A perfect gift for anyone big on…
You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under…
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and a distinguished look. Make your lips glow in the…
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is legal, as we don’t condone illegal drug use here…
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This was the past, though. Drinking out of a can…