Sure Fuck Cologne

Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.

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$32.00

Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…

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$12.95

Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like…

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Let your fellow wizards know you’re the fastest in Quidditch with this highly detailed Golden Snitch keychain. Even the wings move making it…

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$10.79

Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…

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$11.80

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it…

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$75.00

Sushi lovers rejoice! You can now wear your favorite swimming treats as socks. These colorful sushi socks are sure to turn heads next…

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$19.99