Sure Fuck Cologne

Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.

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Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…

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Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like…

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So it is assumed that you love cheese or you wouldn’t have even accessed this product. With that being said, do you actually…

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