Sure Fuck Cologne

Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.

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$34.00

We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…

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$39.95

Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…

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$12.95

With this CVS Scarf you’ll be rocking the pinnacle of quirky scarves, staying warm and turning heads! This scarf is designed to resemble…

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$20.95

What Harry Potter fan wouldn’t be honored to hang the Platform 9 3/4 sign in their home. The 26cm tall sign lights up…

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$40.50