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Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
JJMax Princess Series Character Socks
Every girl’s dream was just actualized through these adorable Princess Series Character Socks from JJMax. (The swing set princess socks are the real…
Firework Lightbulb
Light up your night with these Firework Lightbulbs! These bulbs make it easy to create a stunning, sparkling display in your home. When…
Hello Beautiful Birthday Box
Surprise and delight your best friend with this birthday party in a box! Filled to the brim with goodies tailored to celebrate and…
Fenix CL27R Camping Lantern Flashlight
Forget fumbling in the dark. The Fenix CL27R is the ultimate light cannon, throwing 1600 lumens wherever you need it. This isn’t just…
Ripple Bottle Opener
Open bottles with timeless style using the Ripple Bottle Opener. Crafted from 5/8″ brass, its wave-like profile not only looks stunning but provides…
Nanoleaf: Sound Reactive Light Panels
The latest light panels from Nanoleaf react to sound for ambiance in any space. Plus if you’re a gamer you can sync it with…
Unicorn Mask
Running around in a magical unicorn mask can turn some heads, luckily it’s now available! Throw your old horse head mask away, and get…
Fruit Infuser Water Bottle
Stay healthy during the day with a fruit infuser water bottle. Perfect for when you’re on the go but want a bit of…
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Transform tedious meetings into a game with the Conference Call Bingo Mousepad. This clever accessory adds a layer of entertainment to your workday,…
Slim Engagement Ring Case
After finding the right girl, picking the ring, and choosing a location, one of the difficulties of getting engaged is carrying a bulky…


