Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Inflatable Jabba the Hutt
Nothing spreads holiday cheer like a giant inflatable Jabba the Hutt in your yard. Heck this Jabba will look great intimidating all of…
The Keyboard Waffle Iron
Why serve boring old waffles when you can have a geeky keyboard shaped waffle. Just bring throw the keyboard waffle iron on a…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
Sh*t’s Fucked Positivity Guide
If you need a little boost to your day, this is the positivity guide for you. Get tips and tricks to help improve…
How to Count to 100,000
Embark on a numerical odyssey with ‘How to Count to 100,000’, the coffee table book that’s as intriguing as it is deceptive. At…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
Peel: Ultra Thin iPhone Case
Bulky iPhone cases can be annoying, slip on the Peel for a barely noticeable case. It’s so thin you won’t even realize it’s…
Ninja Shuriken USB Drive
Are you a master of martial arts? Have you ever thrown a ninja star at your computer? This is a great opportunity to…
Lamborghini Murcielago Kid’s Car
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears…


