Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and is sure to spice up your love life.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Pizza Lip Balm
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Keychain Sriracha Bottle
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Emoji Masks
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
Star Wars Inflatable Landspeeder
Cruise through the pool as if you were on the planet of Tatooine. This Inflatable Landspeeder will be the hit at your next…
Natures Dick Pics 2021 Calendar
Nature lovers with a great sense of humor will crack up at this 2021 wall calendar for of natures dick pics. You’ll enjoy…
Solar Spark Lighter
Catch a light from the sun! Forget carrying out lighters and polluting the environment (we hope you’re disposing of your filter properly). This…
Embroidered Maple Leaf Harvest Table Runner
Ready to make your dining room feel instantly autumnal? This isn’t just a runner, it’s a cozy tapestry of fall vibes! Featuring gorgeous,…
Pickle Sidewalk Chalk
Get ready to dill-ight your creative side with Pickle Sidewalk Chalk! This isn’t your ordinary chalk; it’s a four-and-a-half-inch gherkin that transforms sidewalks…
Porn for Women Book
Nothing turns women on more than a clean house, well now there is a book full of men completing these sensual tasks. From…
Batman Wall Outlet
Want to be your son or daughter’s hero? Throw this on their outlets and I promise you they will **** their pants. Dad…
Outdoor Tarp Dragging Yard Tool
Dragging heavy loads just got a whole lot easier with this outdoor tarp-dragging yard tool. No need for a team of strongmen, this…
The Office Pam’s Watercolor Painting
Any fan of The Office will remember Pam’s watercolor painting of Dunder Mifflin. Remember the episode forever with this print of Pam’s watercolor.
Real Rock Key Hider
Locked out again? Not on our watch. This isn’t your grandma’s plastic fake-out rock. This is the real deal—an actual granite stone with…




