Solar Spark Lighter

Catch a light from the sun! Forget carrying out lighters and polluting the environment (we hope you’re disposing of your filter properly). This is a nifty little gadget that eliminates the need to use butane to light your cigarette, which makes it a bit cleaner. It doesn’t get more hip and trendy than this, you fucking hippie.

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$7.50

Anyone who loves Star Wars and beer will love sipping a cold one out of this Chewbacca koozie. After a few beers you’ll…

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$9.99

Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…

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$11.99

Buying an entire paintball gun can be an expensive and cumbersome process. Lucky for us there are throwable paintballs to get your friends…

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$19.99