If you despise the mystery crumbs lurking in your AC vents and cup holders, squishing this lavender goo into the cracks is deeply satisfying. It pulls up trapped pet hair and grit without leaving sticky residue behind. The catch is you can’t rinse it off with water, so you just keep reusing the blob until it turns ominously dark and retires.
Your car doesn’t need to preserve every drive-thru meal. This 2.4-pound vacuum plugs into your car’s 12V outlet, so there’s no battery to…
A guitar amp in an Altoids tin is exactly the kind of oddball gift I’d buy a musician. Hand-wired in East Tennessee, it…
Bring luxury to any car with this car french fry holder designed to keep your fries right on hand. Just roll up to…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Jaws sneaking up on you in your drink is always a pleasure, luckily you can keep your drinks cool and shark filled with…
Bring a touch of modern to your desk or bedroom with this unique circular lamp that features multiple colors. With 6 lighting modes…
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
It’s Uno, but with Rick and Morty art on the cards. *BURP* What more could you want or need? This Rick and…
Your mailman will crack up at this mug with “Don’t mess with the Mailman, he knows where you live” on the front. An…
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
If your parents love to cook they’ll love the Instant Pot Duo Plus. The Instant Pot lets you cook tons of things with…
Paint your house with color with these LIFX bulbs. Just screw them into any ordinary lightbulb port and you’ll be able to enjoy…
