Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand out in anyone’s living room.
Nixoid Nixie Tube Watch
Strapping real glowing glass nixie tubes to your wrist is pure retro-futuristic magic. It flashes the time and date through warm neon digits…
Sherpa Wearable Blanket Hoodie
Snuggle up in this oversized Sherpa fleece wonder – it’s a hoodie, blanket, and cozy cocoon all in one! Giant hood pocket swallows…
Heated Car Blanket
There is nothing worse than getting out of your warm bed in the morning and entering a freezing car. This heated car blanket…
Gravity Blanket: Weighted Blanket
Have trouble sleeping or a lot of stress? Well a gravity blanket can improve sleep quality and reduce stress and anxiety. With 15-25…
Mermaid Blanket
Even naptime can be a fairy tale with this cozy crocheted mermaid tail blanket. Curl up in style and add a dash of…
Baby Shark Sleeping Bag
Kids today will never understand the glory of Jaws when it came out in theaters. Bring it back with the shark sleeping bag…
Giant Donut Beach Blanket
Give your next visit to the beach some dessert flair with this massive donut beach blanket. With a five foot span it’s big…
Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…
White Chalk Pencils
Step up your chalk game and make your chalkboard lessons pop with these refined white chalk pencils. Forget the dusty, chunky sticks of…
Candle by the Hour
Looking for a unique way to light up your home? The Candle By The Hour is the perfect solution! Made from natural beeswax,…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Spice Blend
Cowabunga, dude! Crave that perfect pizza flavor on literally *everything*? Our officially licensed TMNT Pizza Spice is here to make all your meals…
Cool To Do Drugs Pencils
The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil…
GoPro Hero: New $199 GoPro
GoPro is back with a new “Hero” granted lacking in 4k GoPro’s latest action cam only costs $199! It has all of the…
Mr. Spock Business Card Holder
Throw up your ‘Spock’ to all the on-lookers in your office. Represent yourself and the man we all love. Great little trinket to…
Black Out Roller Stamp
Keep sensitive information secure by blacking out all data using this black out roller stamp. Whether it’s mail, medicine, or an important document…
Disposable Shower Drain Trap
Long hair? DON’T CARE! Especially with this legendary tool: the Disposable Shower Drain Trap. Never has it been so easy to keep your…
Average Day Watch
Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…












