Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for zombie slaying. With an axe, Bear Grylls parang,…
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential tools for zombie slaying. With an axe, Bear Grylls parang,…
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of the favorites are here. No force required to install,…
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle doesn’t store any data but it will summon evil…
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros, The Original Zelda and literally hundreds of other games.…
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you are literally shit out of luck. Why not be…
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your beer experience you can keep track of how a beer was. It…
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron hand shaped ashtray with it’s bronze finish adds a…
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how to tie your tie, on the tie! Ok well…
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you back to the days of whittling as a youth. Just…
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes with a clip for your utility belt.
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s delight.
If you’ve ever wanted to be Barney Stinson from How I met your Mother, the pajama suit is for you. This classy suit will easily guarantee that you get laid any night of the…