Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool

If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you are literally shit out of luck. Why not be prepared for whatever life, nature, or an axe murder is capable of throwing at you? This tool is beyond anything you are familiar with, but contains everything you are familiar with. It contains 62+ tools and conceptualizations to use them. Have you ever been mauled by a bear in real life? If you don’t have this kit you might die the next time it happens. It has everything that is practical and even some things that are not practical. The Shit Out of Luck Multi-Tool, joking aside, really is an important item for everyone. Even those who do not go hiking, camping, fishing, or outdoor related things. It can come in handy if you become stranded for whatever reason. If you run out of gas or if something tragic happens it offers peace of mind that you have this compact kit in your car or on your person. Give it to your husband, or your girlfriend, or your kid, or your parent, or whoever! The Shit Out of Luck Multi-Tool is crafted to endure whatever rigor you need to put it through.

Just look at this beautiful instrument! Think of something essential that this box does not contain. I dare you and I defy you to come up with something. If you can figure something out that belongs in here comment below and let us know! I would also shoot an email to the creator if I were you, as I am sure they would be disturbed to find that an essential survival item is not included in quite potentially the best kit in existence of man.

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