60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
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Magnetic Bottle Opener
Confidence is sexy. And convenience is priceless. You get both with our sleek, magnetized bottle opener. No more bending over like a dork…
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Grass Flip Flops
GO GREEN! How good to does grass feel under your feet? Pretty good. Take this experience with you wherever you roam. Step on…
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Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
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Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
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$32.00
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
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$2,400.00
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
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Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
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Giant Mermaid Tail Pool Float
Throw in a bit of color and imaginative embellishment for your pool parties courtesy of this inimitable pool float from BigMouth. Measuring an…
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Dashboard Monk
Put this chubby little friend on your dash and good luck will follow you wherever you go! Better safe than sorry.
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Water Balloon Russian Roulette
Ever needed to settle a dispute? Can’t think of a fair and balanced way to find resolution? Try this Russian Roulette Water Balloon.…
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Bathroom Guestbook
New home owners will get a laugh at this bathroom guest book. Why not let their new guests leave a doodle when they…
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$15.00
SUV Camping Window Tent
Make car camping a bit more fun by adding a window tent to your SUV. This nifty gadget attaches to your SUV’s window…
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Hockey Puck Bottle Opener
The thought on everyone’s mind while playing hockey is, hey why isn’t this hockey puck a bottle opener? well finally there is a…
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GoPro HERO8 Black
GoPro’s latest creation is here with the HERO8 Black. This GoPro packs insane features like its new HyperSmooth 2.0 stabilization and 4K slow-mo…
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HUNT22 Tiny UV Flashlight
Introducing HUNT22 – the world’s smallest & toughest Titanium UV flashlight. Hook it onto your keyring and explore the hidden world with this…
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Pokeball Piggy Bank
You’ll catch more than Pokemon creatures with this Pokeball Bank! Top off the collection of all the Pokemon fanatics in your life with…
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Belkin Travel Rockstar
Ever been to a hotel that doesn’t have enough outlets? Well the Travel Rockstar by Belkin has got you covered by giving you…