60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
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Julia Hill Boyd yes!
Julia Hill Boyd yes!
I am so getting you this for Christmas!
Best gift ever!!!!
Eric LaValley, it smells like a diaper full of indian food!
Joemir Sepulveda u know u like this.
60% of the time it works all the time
Joemir Sepulveda u know u like this.
I will be completely honest with you… that smells like pure gasoline.
Katrina Marie Wilson Kaj Laanen Great Christmas present!
This is it.