60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Prescription Coffee Mug
Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for…
I Survived Another Meeting Coffee Mug
Tired of pointless meetings? show your disdain with this coffee mug that reads “I survived another meeting that should have been an email”.…
Foldable Dog Pool
Everyone knows their dog loves playing in water or might just need a bath. This foldable dog pool is perfect for playtime and…
Cocktail Grow Kit
Kick your cocktail game up a notch by growing your own ingredients! This kit comes with all the supplies you need to grow…
Loewe Pixelated Clothing
Step into the pixelated world of style with Loewe’s Pixelated Clothing line! Inspired by the iconic look of Minecraft, this unique collection boasts…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Chewie Star Wars Hoodie
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…
LEGO Star Wars Yoda’s Starfighter
Add this amazing building kit to your boy’s Star Wars collection and watch him take his adventure to a whole new level. The…
AKASO Brave 7 LE Action Camera
Most budget cams force you to guess if you are actually in the frame, but the front-facing color screen lets you frame selfies…

