60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Harry Potter Book Piggy Bank
Stash your cash in the most magical way with the Harry Potter Book Piggy Bank! No need for Gringotts when you’ve got this…
Squeeze Pops for Your Cat
Ever notice your friendly feline staring longingly into your eyes as you eat a Go-Gurt or Freezie Pop? They want to be able…
Insta 360 ONE RS 1-Inch Edition
Take your 360 videos to the next level with the Insta 360 ONE RS 1-Inch edition. With massive 1-inch sensors the Insta 360…
Halloween LED Light Up Mask
Keep this Halloween spooky with this awesome looking LED light up mask. With multiple colors and the scary X’s over the eyes you’re sure…
Axe Bottle Opener
Pop open a beer with this cool bottle opener designed to look like an axe. Whether you drink soda or beers this axe…
Pillow Mist
Give your best friend the gift of a good night sleep with this travel size pillow mist. Its plant essences will relax you…
Tetris Style Crust Cutter
Throw a little fun in your child’s life and a bit of math too! This Tetris Sandwich cutter is equipped to cut a…
Cave Calming Dog Bed
Create a cozy sanctuary for your furry friend with the Cave Calming Dog Bed. This ingenious dog bed is designed to provide your…
Giant Hamburger Pillow
Why have boring throw pillows when you can have a giant hamburger pillow. Nothing will make people more hungry than this hamburger pillow…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…

