60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
LEGO Star Wars Yoda’s Starfighter
Add this amazing building kit to your boy’s Star Wars collection and watch him take his adventure to a whole new level. The…
World’s Smallest Etch-A-Sketch
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
ThinkFun Gravity Maze Marble game
The ThinkFun Gravity Maze marble game is a fun and challenging game designed for children to sharpen their logical reasoning and planning skills.…
Personalized Tiny Coffee Mugs
Delight the coffee lover in your life with a personalized tiny coffee mug, the pint-sized cup of joy perfect for those who appreciate…
Batman Wall Outlet
Want to be your son or daughter’s hero? Throw this on their outlets and I promise you they will **** their pants. Dad…
“My White Elephant Gift” T-Shirt
Everyone at the Yankee Swap will be having a laugh at this “My White Elephant Gift” t-shirt. With multiple colors this shirt will…
Wrist Watch Post It Notes
The lack of notes on your wrist is quite apparent now, but wait! Wrist watch sticky notes are here to save you. These…
Camera Roll Tissue Dispenser Box
Any photographer will love this tissue box designed to look like an old roll of film. Plus it even works as a toilet…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
Cufflinks with a Lockpick
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to…

