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Magnetic Bottle Opener
Confidence is sexy. And convenience is priceless. You get both with our sleek, magnetized bottle opener. No more bending over like a dork…
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Grass Flip Flops
GO GREEN! How good to does grass feel under your feet? Pretty good. Take this experience with you wherever you roam. Step on…
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Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
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Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
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I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
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Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
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Shark Slippers
Start shark week off right with these shark slippers; perfect for kicking it at home and keeping your feet warm.
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Actually Curious the Card Game
Get past the small talk and build meaningful connections with literally anyone! These cards FOR humanity are sure to spark interesting questions between…
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Nintendo Gameboy Dress
Ladies, look adorable while leaving the mouths of nerds agape and drooling. This dress could potentially redefine button spamming and making it to…
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Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
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Razer Viper Ultimate Gaming Mouse
A player is only as good as their inputs allow them to be, and Razer knows it. The wireless Viper is a high…
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Oculus Rift S VR Headset
The absolute pinnacle of PC-gaming immersion, the Oculus Rift S features a higher-resolution display than the original Oculus Rift, dramatically reducing the dreaded…
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Toy Army Men Skateboarders
The minds behind Toy Boarders think children shouldn’t have to make war with tiny green men, and are providing the opportunity for children…
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Water Balloon Sling Shot
Water balloons are easily one of the best ways to beat the heat in the summer. Not only do you get to cool…
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Chemist’s Cocktail Kit
Who said drinking wasn’t scientific? Mix up a potion and throw it back! Science is always a great excuse to get drunk and…
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Amazon Dash – One Tap Ordering
With Amazon’s new “Dash” button, many household products are now literally just a button push away. Running out of razors? Hit the Gillete…
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