If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle doesn’t store any data but it will summon evil gods for you, especially if you have multiple plugged in.
Mini USB Paper Shredder
Add a bit of fun and productivity to your work station with this mini USB powered paper shredder. Perfect for when a coworker…
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$24.99
USB Kill Stick
The USB kill stick allows you to test the surge protection circuity of various electronics as well as their max loads. The USB…
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$93.95
Ultra slim 3-USB-Port Wall Charger
Introducing Charger Pro, the world’s most compact multi-port USB wall charger, featuring 3 high power USB ports so you can charge 3 devices…
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$49.99
USB Heated Mouse Pad
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
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$44.13
USB Fan with LED Clock
If you’re breaking a sweat at the office this tiny USB powered fan will provide you with a breeze from your computer. It…
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$14.99
Steampunk USB Drive
If you’re a fan of steampunk this 8GB USB drive is for you. The light up vacuum tube adds an industrial flare to…
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$35.00
USB Hub Paper Towel Speaker Tower
Amp up your high tech kitchen even more with this combination bluetooth speaker and USB hub paper tower holder. Not only will this…
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$59.99
Infinite USB Cables
With so many devices clamoring for your precious few USB ports, finding a free one is often a task reserved only for your…
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$19.99
Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger
Quick Marty! We must go back, back to the future! Relive the classic with this car USB flux capacitor charger. This Flux Capacitor…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
Thor’s Hammer USB Drive
Hold the power of the 21st century in your hands with this miniature Thor’s Hammer flash drive. Save your data and the world…
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$19.99
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…
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$93.23
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for…
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$31.98
You Suck At Parking Cards
Who hasn’t come across a terrible park job? Seriously does someone really need to take up 3 parking spots with their PT cruiser.…
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$9.99
Mustache Beer Dam
Get ready to enjoy your craft beer without sacrificing your well-groomed mustache with the Mustache Beer Dam. This useful gadget goes on your…
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$22.99
Famous Paintings Cat Scratchers
Let your cat scratch in style with these famous paintings cat scratchers that are purrfect for any cultured and classy cat parent. Your…
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$174.00
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Subpar Parks
Based on the popular Instagram account Subpar Parks is a hilarious journey through America’s National Parks. With beautiful illustrations the book highlights 1-star…
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$15.29
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
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$20.00
Personalized Family Christmas Sweaters
Any family will enjoy rocking these custom family Christmas sweaters with their name printed on it. With multiple color styles and sizes there…
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$31.99
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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$13.09
Magnetized Circle Planter
Who doesn’t love a cute little succulent in the kitchen. Well now you can stick one just about anywhere with his magnetized circle…
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$15.00
Strip Club Cash Cannon
Who doesn’t love to make it rain in the club, your hard earned dollars deserve to be on the sticky floor of a…
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$69.99