Offensive Business Cards

Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche situation that needs to be taken care of with a card. These one hundred offensive business cards include: “You smell”, “You suck at parking”, “Your tattoos are dumb”, “Your service is terrible (for waiters)”, “Santa isn’t real”, “You’re ugly” “You’re an idiot”, and “Stop being a sissy”. With the power of these cards you’ll be able to instantly tell that bratty kid that Santa isn’t real.

Sometimes we need to express ourselves in a non-verbal manner. The written word is a powerful tool that enables this expression without saying much of anything! Being a dick to someone is completely acceptable if you don’t say it straight to their face. Ensure your anonymity and protect yourself while still informing someone of their ignorance. Slip cards left and right! Slip them up and down. Slip them every which way and feel really good about it! How many times in your life have you been able to let everyone know exactly how you feel and exactly how poorly they should feel from their actions? Take back control and let the inferiors know exactly what they are! The beauty of it is how easily you can store these in your car or wallet. You will always be prepared and content having the peace of mind to slip some quality information to whoever needs it most. Offensive business cards are equally as necessary in life as regular business cards, maybe even more so. Buy a pack and share with a friend! Buy two packs and share with everyone! Buy three packs and shame on you, now you are just reaching for compliments! (But seriously you should buy 3 or more packs). Enjoy pissing people off!

 

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