Sometimes we need to keep our loot safe. This is one of those times. Check out this adorable 8-bit treasure chest, prepared to contain everything you hold dear. Makes awesome 8-bit sounds and has LED lights for extra glory. Truly a centerpiece for your desk or coffee table. And let’s be honest, you likely need somewhere to hide your ‘stash.’ ;)
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
Pac-Man Ghost Lamp
Everyone remembers the ghosts that chase you all over Pac-Man. Now any retro gamer can relish the 8-bit era with this Pac-Man ghost…
Pac-Man Lamp
Who doesn’t love the classic game Pac-Man, well now you be reminded of your favorite 8-bit character with this Pac-Man lamp. Whether you…
Super Mario Pipe Mug
Warp your caffeine level with this super Mario pipe mug. Ideal for showing off some 8-bit flair in the office, it won’t transport…
The Oregon Trail Handheld Game
Everyone loves the classic game “The Oregon Trail” but it can be a pain to play it now-a-days on modern computers. This portable…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
Chewie Star Wars Hoodie
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…
Mass Water Balloon Filler
If you had the ability to fill 100 waterballoons at once you’re childhood may have turned out to be a success. Load one…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Pocket Sand
Who doesn’t remember Rusty Shackleford’s pocket sand from King of the Hill. Dale Gribble always had tricks up his sleeve and his protection from assaulters…
Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading…
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Stainless Steel Keycaps
Gamers are familiar with WASD on their keyboard since it’s used in movement in most games. These stainless steel keycaps will upgrade anyone’s…
Pint Glass with Shot
Trying to mix liquor with beer? Well get sicker with this pint glass with a shot glass on the bottom. Just flip your…
Bird Key Ring
This simple bird-shaped key ring keeps your keys in order and looks great doin’ it. Share a subtle flash of personality with its…
Ulo: The Interactive Surveillance Camera
Enjoy home security piece of mind with the Ulo interactive surveillance camera. With its clever owl design which allows you to customize its…