Sometimes we need to keep our loot safe. This is one of those times. Check out this adorable 8-bit treasure chest, prepared to contain everything you hold dear. Makes awesome 8-bit sounds and has LED lights for extra glory. Truly a centerpiece for your desk or coffee table. And let’s be honest, you likely need somewhere to hide your ‘stash.’ ;)
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
Pac-Man Lamp
Who doesn’t love the classic game Pac-Man, well now you be reminded of your favorite 8-bit character with this Pac-Man lamp. Whether you…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
Mega Man Hoodie
Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the…
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
Subway Wall Coat Hooks
Add a bit of urban flair to your apartment or home with this subway wall coat hooks. Whether it’s for your coat, purse,…
Passive Aggressive Notes
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
Sunglass Chewbacca T-Shirt
Who’s the slick, handsome, smooth-talking scoundrel who flies the Millenium Falcon? Chewbacca, of course! Han Solo’s best buddy can smuggle his way past…
Animal Crossing Bell Bag
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
It is time for a kitchen upgrade. Slice through rebel troops with great accuracy and precision. This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board…
Cat Pumpkin Hat
Give your cat the hat they wear, whether it’s October or April your cat will love this pumpkin hat. With its velcro latch…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…





