Slash & Serve Meat Claws

Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and wonder “is there more to life than this”?

Sink your hands into the grips of these Slash & Serve Meat Claws, a ThinkGeek exclusive, and start tearing into that haunch of slow cooked pork.

These stainless steal wolverine claws will shred through any meat you need to break down. Just be wary to not let the power of the beast go to your head.

If you own a smoker and you don’t own a pair of these claws, you’re wasting your time and efforts. More importantly you aren’t having nearly as much fun as you should be.

Also an excellent tool to defend yourself from bear attacks.

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