Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the office jotting down a note don’t forget you could be eating a hot dog if you had a fork on the back of your pen. Maybe eating soup with your pen spoon is more your style, in that case you sicken me but that MSG will taste great because you’re eating it with a f**king pen. Is your kid in 3rd grade? oh wait surprise steak party, all the other kids will be unprepared but luckily yours will have their pen knife to chow down on some delicious steak. Combine this with the inkless pen and even Superman himself won’t be able to stop your writing and eating frenzy. So dine in-k with these pen cap utensils and change your life.
Fisher Space Pen Bullet
The Fisher Space Pen Bullet is under four inches long, so it slides into a pocket, wallet or glove box and actually stays…
The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
Arm yourself with the ultimate sidekick for all your daily adventures – the 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen! More than just a pen, it’s a…
Magnetic Bottle Opener with Hoop Cap Catcher
Dunk on your friends using a brew with this magnetic bottle opener with built-in hoop cap catcher. Plus it has a powerful magnet to…
Smart Tire Pressure Caps
If you have an older car and are never sure when your tire pressure is low these tire pressure caps will give you…
Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
Bring a bit of science to the beach with this anatomically correct swimsuit. Perfect for the nerd out there who wants to show…
Elago AirPods Ear Hooks
Perfect for runners and athletes, these gentle loops rest comfortably over the backs of your ears and provide your pods with the grip…
360° Video Panoramic Lens for iPhone
Film a 360 degree panoramic video just like Google street view. Great for making quick videos that may capture a run or bike…
Click and Grow Indoor Herb Garden
Grow fresh herbs on the kitchen counter, no green thumb required. The Click and Grow smart garden handles the hard part: drop in…
Sassy Desk Plates
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With…
Steel Whiskey Balls
Chill your drink with some class. We here at awesome stuff are aware of the whiskey stones, hell we even use them, but…
Batman Mask Cufflinks
Introduce everyone to your nerd fashion with these officially licensed Batman mask cufflinks. If you’re a fan of the comic or the movies these will…
Flair PRO 3 Manual Espresso Maker
Unleash your inner barista with the Flair PRO 3. This fully manual espresso press puts you in complete control, letting you pull café-quality…
How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults
How Not to Be Helpful is the hilarious guidebook for the sane and confused. Do people around you make zero sense? Do you…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…



