Windproof Foldable Camping Stove

Ever finding yourself wanting the ability to summon flames? “Man, I have these two beautiful steaks with me, but nothing to cook them.” Solution? A windproof foldable camping stove. Perfect for your…

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$14.99
Slash & Serve Meat Claws

Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and wonder “is there more to life than this”? Sink…

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$19.99
Indoor Grill

Yes you can still be a grill master when the summer ends. Start grilling those steaks and vegetables inside your house with the Philips Indoor Grill. You’ll be able to seal in…

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$249.95
Machete Spatula

Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a machete… with a bottle opener! Comfortably hold onto the…

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$38.05
Pig Bacon Grill Press

Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily cook your bacon quicker and more evenly.

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$18.74
Light Saber BBQ Tongs

Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars Light Saber BBQ Tongs. With every flip you can…

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$34.99
Canned Dragon Meat

Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. Check out this can of Dragon Meat and…

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$22.29
TGX Tactical BBQ Fork

Never incorrectly stab your meat again with this tactical bbq fork. Designed to ensure precision poking, flipping, prodding, and gripping. Your dogs have never looked so good and your burgers have never…

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$19.99
Coleman Portable Propane Grill

Grilling is a fantastic activity that involves gathering with friends and consuming copious amounts of meats. Take this experience on the road with you! It is large enough to grill a feast,…

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$343.99