Super Mario Piranha Plant Hand Puppet

Have you always wanted to know what it feels like to take a bite out of an Italian plumber? This is probably the closest you can get without breaking some kind of law.

Colorful and fun, this little Super Mario Piranha Plant Hand Puppet chomps at your command and extends out of the pipe to aggress invaders.

Be patient friends and wait until this plant recedes back into its pipe, otherwise you might lose a limb… or more.

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