Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift for a white elephant gift exchange.
Natures Dick Pics 2021 Calendar
Nature lovers with a great sense of humor will crack up at this 2021 wall calendar for of natures dick pics. You’ll enjoy…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Voyager’s Golden Record
This recreation of the Voyager 1’s probe’s legendary golden disc is more than just a record. It’s a testament to the achievements, imagination,…
How To Get Fired On Your First Day Notebook
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Yolk Fish Egg Separator
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Tactical BBQ Apron
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…
Floating Beer Pong Table
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…