Anti-Morning Person Coffee Mug

Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? 

Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah, screw that!

Here’s the perfect gift for the grumpy coffee drinker in your life. 

This quality coffee mug is a truthful statement to how some people truly feel about morning and its bubbly, bright-eyed bushy tailed disciples. It invokes the attitude of our kind. It’s a great collectible for coffee people everywhere.

Our microwavable coffee mug makes the perfect gift for coffee lovers with an attitude. It’s available in medium and large sizes. So whether you’re a slow-sipping coffee connoisseur or morning-joe guzzler it’s the coffee cup for you. Buy one now for yourself or the less than chipper coffee lover in your life.

Why our morning coffee mug is awesome –

  • High quality, professionally printed design with unique font
  • Funny coffee quote comes on both sides of the cup
  • Comes in 11 oz or 15 oz size coffee mugs
  • No paper invoices —perfect coffee mug gift to have mailed to friends
  • Humorous coffee mug is microwave safe, plus dishwasher safe
  • Makes a good gift for under $20
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