It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you is how important it is for your child to be ‘classy’ as well. This Bubblegum “Cheers” Champagne Flute Baby Bottle offers exactly the classiness you and your child deserve. Take one suckle out of this stemmed flute and a pinky might just go up in the air. A delightful gag gift for the mother to be, or just a way for you and your baby to enjoy a glass of some milk and/or bubbly.
Baby Shark Sleeping Bag
Kids today will never understand the glory of Jaws when it came out in theaters. Bring it back with the shark sleeping bag…
Baby Beer Bottle
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Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
Baby-Bump Sound System
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HTML Book for Babies
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Creepy Baby Masks
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such…
Turkey Hat
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
Baby Mop
Teach your baby early on in life that nothing in life is free. With this baby mop outfit your little one will be…
Amazon Halo Wellness Band
Stay active with Amazon’s latest gadget the Halo Wellness Band! The Halo monitors your activity, sleep, and even your heart rate. Of course…
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener.…
Panda Skillet
If your house if full of everything panda related I’m sure you don’t have a panda skillet. Add this to any kitchen for…
I Do What I Want – Cat Mug
Feeling extra ornery today? Need to flip off the world to blow off some steam? This ‘I Do What I Want Cat Mug’…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Remote Control Flying Shark
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a…
Lego Speed Champions Ferrari
It doesn’t matter what age your kid is, they will definitely love a Lego gift. This racing lego toy is not an exception.…
Personalized Ejected Crewmate Mug
Do you look sus before your first cup of coffee? That’s ok, we’ve all been there. Whether you’re the imposter or not isn’t…
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
Zero Gravity Soccer Trainer
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will…





