It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you is how important it is for your child to be ‘classy’ as well. This Bubblegum “Cheers” Champagne Flute Baby Bottle offers exactly the classiness you and your child deserve. Take one suckle out of this stemmed flute and a pinky might just go up in the air. A delightful gag gift for the mother to be, or just a way for you and your baby to enjoy a glass of some milk and/or bubbly.
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Baby Mop
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Chicken Fight Pool Floats
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Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles
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Apple Credit Card
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Zelda Playable Ocarina
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Finger Tentacles
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Animal Crossing Bell Bag
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