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Funny Toilet Timer Gag Gift
Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a…
The Window Catio
Say hello to the furr-ocious window Catio – the purrfect solution for giving your indoor kitty a taste of the great outdoors. No…
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Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro Gaming Keyboard
Are you tired of getting pwned by n00bs in your favorite game? Look no further than the Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro keyboard. With…
goTenna: Text & GPS on Your Phone, Without Service
Whether you’re skiing or camping you know how annoying it can be to get ahold of your friends (or even kids!) well the…
Spigen RA100 Neck Strap for AirPods
Planning an intense workout and afraid of losing your AirPods? This neck strap by Spigen will keep your AirPods secure around your neck…
Blood Bath Shower Gel
Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go.…
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
Bring a bit of science to the beach with this anatomically correct swimsuit. Perfect for the nerd out there who wants to show…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Balloon Pin House
Relive your love of the movie UP every day at the office with this balloon pin house. Just stuff it with it’s included…
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Deck of Playing Cards Lighter
This deck of playing cards might just be the coolest way to light up on poker night. This unique lighter features deck of…
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