Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and all of your new coworkers will find this hilarious.
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PhraZor Taze Electric Shock Party Game
Word clues get a lot harder when the handle you’re holding can zap you. Teams guess and pass PhraZor Taze before the timer…
Funny Toilet Timer Gag Gift
Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a…
Bye Felicia Doormat
Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…
Koobed Portable Sleep Platform
If you hate sleeping on the damp, rocky ground but don’t want to haul a massive cot, this is the move. It is…
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Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
Whale Shaped Knives
Finally bring the elegance of the sea into your kitchen and cooking with these whale shaped knives. These Shiroko designed knives are designed to…
Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade
This Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade is a replica of the one used in the game series. Unfortunately it can’t be used to defend…
Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
The Gentleman’s Guide to Cocktails
Turn on your class and go suave. This book outlines all the classics and some modern twists sure to prove your cocktail knowledge…
Elon’s Musk Air Freshener
Add a bit of Elon’s Musk to your car with this Elon Musk Air Freshener! It’ll elegantly hang from your rear view window…
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Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…
Unicorn Taco Holder
Finally taco tuesday can be magical with this unicorn taco holder. No longer will you have to worry about your taco flopping over…