Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce

Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes.

Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your nostrils and lungs.

Taste a drop and the fires of hell will surround and punish you in eternal damnation.

This hot sauce is not for the feint of heart. Those heaven sent be warned. The manufacturer actually notes that you shouldn’t even use it as a hot sauce, but more so as flavor enhancer.

At 800,000 Scoville units I think we will heed the call of hell’s angel. Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce packs a whammy of intense heat, but a little bit to a pot of chili can add a wonderfully powerful spice that can’t be matched by anyone but Satan himself.

Makes for a great addition to any hot sauce collector’s stock.

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